The most ridiculous comments thread

[ogunslinger]

I'm pretty sure this thread just sparked the Production forum into actually being cool and actually making good threads.

Well done. Really.

back from gearslutz already? XD

[jrisreal]

I can't really do anything on this thread other than laugh at my own stupidity. lol

jrisreal fancy linking us to some of your stuff?

are you asking me to?

Itll prove your not a troll man

alright then if u wana hear my dubsteps and one of my hiphop beats,here you go:

my 2nd newest dubstep is in my sig
here's my 3rd dubstep ever made Soundcloud
and heres a newer emotional hiphop beat i made Soundcloud
and here's a dre/eminem type beat i recently made (soundclick) http://www.soundclick.com/player/single ... i&newref=1
Most of my dubstep is just but a few are good. Like I said, im a newb in the dubstep scene. I would also show you my newest but its for the sample pack comp so i cant share it yet.

[paravrais]

That hip hop beat is actually pretty cool. The dubstep...well you have a long way to go but keep at it

To be honest, if we can get back on topic for a second, I thought this was a really good idea for a thread back when things were going smoothly. It's just gone off the rails a bit but we can still get it back there.

Perhaps the proverbial train was blown off course by a strong gust of irony?

[jrisreal]

That hip hop beat is actually pretty cool. The dubstep...well you have a long way to go but keep at it

To be honest, if we can get back on topic for a second, I thought this was a really good idea for a thread back when things were going smoothly. It's just gone off the rails a bit but we can still get it back there.

Perhaps the proverbial train was blown off course by a strong gust of irony?

yeah i guess lol and thanks

[hifi]

bringing this thread back on topic...
Here, you post the most ridiculous, funny, stupid, ignorant, etc. comments that you've heard regarding music production.
Here are a few of mine:

Electronic-based music takes no skill. Real music comes from shredding your soul out on a guitar

No doubt that takes talent, but come on! I'd seriously like to see your favorite guitarist krank out a simple drum beat on a computer within an hour

Autotuning is the same thing as remixing

Really? That's interesting! Now tell me who told you that lol

That's so stupid! There's no difference between the volume and the cutoff!

Oh ok

i feel like this thread is so ironic...

[makemerich]

most annoying thing ive heard is...
Guy: im not going to use reason anymore im just going to produce on massive
Me: ahh right u gunna use FL
Guy: no
Me: Cubase
Guy: no
Me: Logic?
guy: no just massive
Me: Massive is a vst
Guy: No it isnt u can produce a full track on massive just like reason.
Me: hmmmm Okay...

im pretty sure you could use the step sequencer and performer and essentially write a track in massive, you could also use various oscillators and performers for the drum sounds if you could add another instantiation. which i have never tried.

[hifi]

most annoying thing ive heard is...
Guy: im not going to use reason anymore im just going to produce on massive
Me: ahh right u gunna use FL
Guy: no
Me: Cubase
Guy: no
Me: Logic?
guy: no just massive
Me: Massive is a vst
Guy: No it isnt u can produce a full track on massive just like reason.
Me: hmmmm Okay...

im pretty sure you could use the step sequencer and performer and essentially write a track in massive, you could also use various oscillators and performers for the drum sounds if you could add another instantiation. which i have never tried.

[nnny]

Not exactly the MOST ridiculous I've heard, but the most recent was:

My friend: If your a producer your a DJ
Me: Eh what? No.
My friend: Yes, DJ'ing is the same as producing
Me: /Facepalm

[jrisreal]

most annoying thing ive heard is...
Guy: im not going to use reason anymore im just going to produce on massive
Me: ahh right u gunna use FL
Guy: no
Me: Cubase
Guy: no
Me: Logic?
guy: no just massive
Me: Massive is a vst
Guy: No it isnt u can produce a full track on massive just like reason.
Me: hmmmm Okay...

im pretty sure you could use the step sequencer and performer and essentially write a track in massive, you could also use various oscillators and performers for the drum sounds if you could add another instantiation. which i have never tried.

yes, but you would need several instances of massive and it wouldn't sound too amazing

[jrisreal]

Not exactly the MOST ridiculous I've heard, but the most recent was:

My friend: If your a producer your a DJ
Me: Eh what? No.
My friend: Yes, DJ'ing is the same as producing
Me: /Facepalm

lol

[deadly_habit]

Not exactly the MOST ridiculous I've heard, but the most recent was:

My friend: If your a producer your a DJ
Me: Eh what? No.
My friend: Yes, DJ'ing is the same as producing
Me: /Facepalm

so if you play any instrument you must automatically be in a band by that logic

[nnny]

Not exactly the MOST ridiculous I've heard, but the most recent was:

My friend: If your a producer your a DJ
Me: Eh what? No.
My friend: Yes, DJ'ing is the same as producing
Me: /Facepalm

so if you play any instrument you must automatically be in a band by that logic

Haha never thought of that So true

[deadly_habit]

Not exactly the MOST ridiculous I've heard, but the most recent was:

My friend: If your a producer your a DJ
Me: Eh what? No.
My friend: Yes, DJ'ing is the same as producing
Me: /Facepalm

so if you play any instrument you must automatically be in a band by that logic

Haha never thought of that So true

score i'm gonna go learn the triangle so i can pick me up some orchestra bitches

[nnny]

Not exactly the MOST ridiculous I've heard, but the most recent was:

My friend: If your a producer your a DJ
Me: Eh what? No.
My friend: Yes, DJ'ing is the same as producing
Me: /Facepalm

so if you play any instrument you must automatically be in a band by that logic

Haha never thought of that So true

score i'm gonna go learn the triangle so i can pick me up some orchestra bitches

Mmmmmmm droool. lol...
Im going with the maracas, get me a fine ass Colombian girl

[Rubik]

Not exactly the MOST ridiculous I've heard, but the most recent was:

My friend: If your a producer your a DJ
Me: Eh what? No.
My friend: Yes, DJ'ing is the same as producing
Me: /Facepalm

Yeah no shit. On a similar tip, I can't mix. I can't do shit with vinyl but put it on and let it play but i've written tunes for fucking ages.

I had a good mate who tried to argue with me that you need to dj before you learn to produce. He was standing there infront of, and arguing with, a good example of how he is full of shit

[nnny]

Not exactly the MOST ridiculous I've heard, but the most recent was:

My friend: If your a producer your a DJ
Me: Eh what? No.
My friend: Yes, DJ'ing is the same as producing
Me: /Facepalm

Yeah no shit. On a similar tip, I can't mix. I can't do shit with vinyl but put it on and let it play but i've written tunes for fucking ages.

I had a good mate who tried to argue with me that you need to dj before you learn to produce. He was standing there infront of, and arguing with, a good example of how he is full of shit

I don't know the first thing about DJ'ing haha. NEVER tried it. Looking too tho...

Hahaha, thats funny man. Love when people argue themselves silly, only to be wrong. And so badly wrong... lol

[jrisreal]

Not exactly the MOST ridiculous I've heard, but the most recent was:

My friend: If your a producer your a DJ
Me: Eh what? No.
My friend: Yes, DJ'ing is the same as producing
Me: /Facepalm

Yeah no shit. On a similar tip, I can't mix. I can't do shit with vinyl but put it on and let it play but i've written tunes for fucking ages.

I had a good mate who tried to argue with me that you need to dj before you learn to produce. He was standing there infront of, and arguing with, a good example of how he is full of shit

I don't know the first thing about DJ'ing haha. NEVER tried it. Looking too tho...

Hahaha, thats funny man. Love when people argue themselves silly, only to be wrong. And so badly wrong... lol

ive never talked to a person like that, but ive never DJ'd either, just mess around with turntables when visiting the local Guitar Center. lol

[deadly_habit]

Not exactly the MOST ridiculous I've heard, but the most recent was:

My friend: If your a producer your a DJ
Me: Eh what? No.
My friend: Yes, DJ'ing is the same as producing
Me: /Facepalm

Yeah no shit. On a similar tip, I can't mix. I can't do shit with vinyl but put it on and let it play but i've written tunes for fucking ages.

I had a good mate who tried to argue with me that you need to dj before you learn to produce. He was standing there infront of, and arguing with, a good example of how he is full of shit

I don't know the first thing about DJ'ing haha. NEVER tried it. Looking too tho...

Hahaha, thats funny man. Love when people argue themselves silly, only to be wrong. And so badly wrong... lol

ive never talked to a person like that, but ive never DJ'd either, just mess around with turntables when visiting the local Guitar Center. lol

ah one of the people who used to make my old job a living hell

[ogunslinger]

Not exactly the MOST ridiculous I've heard, but the most recent was:

My friend: If your a producer your a DJ
Me: Eh what? No.
My friend: Yes, DJ'ing is the same as producing
Me: /Facepalm

Yeah no shit. On a similar tip, I can't mix. I can't do shit with vinyl but put it on and let it play but i've written tunes for fucking ages.

I had a good mate who tried to argue with me that you need to dj before you learn to produce. He was standing there infront of, and arguing with, a good example of how he is full of shit

I don't know the first thing about DJ'ing haha. NEVER tried it. Looking too tho...

Hahaha, thats funny man. Love when people argue themselves silly, only to be wrong. And so badly wrong... lol

ive never talked to a person like that, but ive never DJ'd either, just mess around with turntables when visiting the local Guitar Center. lol

ah one of the people who used to make my old job a living hell

[cloud capture]

"As far as I know, it's more the music of video game nerds. A lot of first person shooter "frag" videos feature dubstep as the music, and a lot of the sounds are sampled from games."

Just saw this on a random board and thought it would fit perfectly here.