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Re: Working Out....

Post by Electric_Head » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:00 am

sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen
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Re: Working Out....

Post by wub » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:02 am

Electric_Head wrote:sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen
It's primarily fear of Desk Belly™ that's driving me :lol:

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Re: Working Out....

Post by Electric_Head » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:05 am

Lord, Desk Belly™ , I should get a photo of this lady I work with.
She literally eating herself to death.
Her belly rests on the table.
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Re: Working Out....

Post by wub » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:07 am

I used to work with two somewhat rotund ladies who would regularly complain that despite them doing 3km on a treadmill once a week, they weren't losing any weight.

This conversation usually took place whilst they shared a bag of Haribo.

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Re: Working Out....

Post by cityzen » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:08 am

Wow, Wub went deep.
Big ups mate! Your (undoubtedly ripped) chest :Q:
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Re: Working Out....

Post by BNanni » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:11 am

This thread is guilt tripping me into thinking I should exercise.
I knew I shouldn't have read it.
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Re: Working Out....

Post by Electric_Head » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:11 am

This women only talks about food and she eats all day.
No discussion of diets, only food.
For her the highlight of the day is getting into a discussion about food with me.
I cook well so we always have something to discuss.
Because she`s obese she talks slower so the conversation draws on for ever.

Just makes it her prerogative to bitch to the canteen on a daily basis about a toasted sandwich with cheese & bacon costing R13.50 but when you add onion it becomes R17.50.
R4 for onions.

and so forth

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Re: Working Out....

Post by wub » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:13 am

BNanni wrote:This thread is guilt tripping me into thinking I should exercise.
I knew I shouldn't have read it.

It's overrated - the bloke who popularised jogging died of a heart attack.


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Re: Working Out....

Post by noam » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:13 am

for 20% of the population pretty much any type of exercise is almost 100% ineffective, i.e. they register absolutely no improvement whatsoever, internally or externally from basically every type of exercise known to man

obviously there are a top 20% who respond insanely well

it, unfortunately IS a genetic thing

and who's eating eggs every day out of you lot?? bad bad bad bad bad bad bad...

just replace eggs with spinach or something, should only be eating like 2-3 eggs a WEEK maximum

though i suppose if you're doing lots of cardio and it works for you your body is probably dealing with a lot of it

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Re: Working Out....

Post by LACE » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:13 am

wub wrote:
cityzen wrote:
wub wrote:Weighed myself the other day, am up to 86kg/189lbs/13.5st, which isn't bad considering 18months ago I was having trouble getting past 12st.
Sweet Jesus, Wub! What have you been eating? I thought you were a runner more than anything.

6am - protein shake (400ml water, scope of protein powder, handful of blueberries, half a banana, handful of oats)
9am - breakfast (cereal w/ semi skimmed milk, more blueberries) + multivitamin
12pm - sandwich (usually either pastrami/roast beef/prawn on brown w/ salad & jalapenos)
3pm - lunch (pasta salad w/ roasted chicken & shit ton of raw veg)
7pm - pre gym banana & protein shake (carbs/caffeine/etc)
8pm - gym
9pm - protein shake (water, scope of powder)
9:20pm (approx.) - stir fry (250g of turkey or pork, one red onion, one pepper, handful of spinach, 2 tbsp of low salt soy sauce)
Before bed - 2 x ZMA tablets

Gym probably 5 days out of 7, alternating between HIIT cardio, free weight sessions, and at the weekends machine circuit as there is generally less people in the gym. Core variations on all sessions.

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Re: Working Out....

Post by wub » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:15 am

noam wrote:it, unfortunately IS a genetic thing

and who's eating eggs every day out of you lot?? bad bad bad bad bad bad bad...

just replace eggs with spinach or something, should only be eating like 2-3 eggs a WEEK maximum
The yolk is the bad bit in terms of cholesterol - the omlette receipe a few posts back is 3 x egg whites & 1 x whole egg.

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Re: Working Out....

Post by Electric_Head » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:16 am

Noam I think the thing is, any exercise is only effective when done regularly.
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Re: Working Out....

Post by wub » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:16 am

LACE wrote:
wub wrote:
cityzen wrote:
wub wrote:Weighed myself the other day, am up to 86kg/189lbs/13.5st, which isn't bad considering 18months ago I was having trouble getting past 12st.
Sweet Jesus, Wub! What have you been eating? I thought you were a runner more than anything.

6am - protein shake (400ml water, scope of protein powder, handful of blueberries, half a banana, handful of oats)
9am - breakfast (cereal w/ semi skimmed milk, more blueberries) + multivitamin
12pm - sandwich (usually either pastrami/roast beef/prawn on brown w/ salad & jalapenos)
3pm - lunch (pasta salad w/ roasted chicken & shit ton of raw veg)
7pm - pre gym banana & protein shake (carbs/caffeine/etc)
8pm - gym
9pm - protein shake (water, scope of powder)
9:20pm (approx.) - stir fry (250g of turkey or pork, one red onion, one pepper, handful of spinach, 2 tbsp of low salt soy sauce)
Before bed - 2 x ZMA tablets

Gym probably 5 days out of 7, alternating between HIIT cardio, free weight sessions, and at the weekends machine circuit as there is generally less people in the gym. Core variations on all sessions.

wub, we need to talk. this is madness

There's an easy (and topical) "This...is...SPARTA!" joke here for the taking, but I'm going to let it slide.

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Re: Working Out....

Post by BNanni » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:17 am

wub wrote:
BNanni wrote:This thread is guilt tripping me into thinking I should exercise.
I knew I shouldn't have read it.

It's overrated - the bloke who popularised jogging died of a heart attack.
Well if you're saying that, I'll just stick to my ways.
As you were, gentlemen 8)
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Re: Working Out....

Post by noam » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:19 am

wub's routine is pretty spot on tbh i think

hardly any bad fats or anything, loads of fresh and whole food

good man!

and at Electric: no, thats not the thing, new studies been released proving that for a 1/5th of the population (at least of wherever the study was mapping) that their bodies simply do not respond to exercise, that is REGULAR exercise, the studies obviously had to maintain a degree of consistency for them to even get to peer review status

it makes perfect sense too, if you have people who are simply natural born athletes it follows that there are people born without the prerequisite physiological disposition to exercise

it doesn't mean they have to be overweight and unhealthy btw, it just means EXERCISE doesn't do anything for them

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Re: Working Out....

Post by LACE » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:19 am

i can't be bothered to get up at 6am for a protein shake
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Post by wub » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:20 am

LACE wrote:i can't be bothered to get up at 6am for a protein shake

I don't get up specifically to have a protein shake at 6am. I get up at 5:45 to get ready for work, and have one before I leave the house.

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Re: Working Out....

Post by LACE » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:23 am

ah makes sense :6:
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Post by Electric_Head » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:25 am

noam wrote:wub's routine is pretty spot on tbh i think

hardly any bad fats or anything, loads of fresh and whole food

good man!

and at Electric: no, thats not the thing, new studies been released proving that for a 1/5th of the population (at least of wherever the study was mapping) that their bodies simply do not respond to exercise, that is REGULAR exercise, the studies obviously had to maintain a degree of consistency for them to even get to peer review status

it makes perfect sense too, if you have people who are simply natural born athletes it follows that there are people born without the prerequisite physiological disposition to exercise

it doesn't mean they have to be overweight and unhealthy btw, it just means EXERCISE doesn't do anything for them
interesting
So what do folks that see no value in exercise do??
Do they just resign themselves to being overweight?
I`ve always exercised and been happy doing it if not for weight loss but at least for general well-being.
Are you telling me it`s only based around exercise and losing weight? or does exercising not even help them achieve a happy state of being?
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Re: Working Out....

Post by PinUp » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:26 am

I have a serious case of desk belly.

I joined the gym but never go because it makes my eczema real bad and id rather have a belly than have to put up with scratching all of my skin off
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