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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Sun Aug 03, 2014 2:47 am

Clinton?
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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by Phigure » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:18 am

hes even got black approval

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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by ehbes » Sun Aug 03, 2014 6:07 am

Yeah but eminem also has black approval and he's not cool
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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by nowaysj » Sun Aug 03, 2014 7:39 am

My uncle is cool as fuck. Seriously, the cake is taken. Fuggetaboutit, it is done and decided. Will post a pic (that will be used on forthcoming album, Boogie on Skis).
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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by nousd » Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:14 am

so what's this coolest white dude's name?
Uncle Tom?
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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by nowaysj » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:43 pm

Mike, obvs.

I promise you are not ready for the level of white ass coolness I'mma bout to unleash on this forum.

It's gonna be like a neutron bomb going off in your brain.
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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by hubb » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:45 pm

been waiting 4 dis
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Post by hubb » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:46 pm

is his last name Ehangelo?
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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by nowaysj » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:47 pm

Like a white guy, you're going to have to wait for the medium to long term to see pay out on this one.
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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by hubb » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:49 pm

lenght of patience : -

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Post by lloydnoise » Mon Aug 04, 2014 12:01 am

clinton was the 1st black presidnt
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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by nousd » Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:39 am

automatically, once a person becomes a celebrity,
they cannot be cool imo
because they've either sought celebrity (uncool)
or are exposed to media examination and their uncool traits emerge.
What is considered "coolness", to a great extent, is pretence or being lost in a role (Morrison, Cave etc.).
The truly cool are people like the American doctor who came back from Africa with ebola in a space-suit.
He was doing something awesomely brave (or stupid) and won't live long enough to be scrutinized or preen in front of the press...
and if he does survive and is cool, he'll quickly disappear.

So the guy that gave away everything, went to Alaska & starved in a shack...now he was cool
really, all we know of him is by way of account & film
he remains effectively unknowable
certainly cannot have his person scutinized
Can't remember his name; don't need to know it because he's transcended an individual identity
he's become an aspect of human nature, a phenomenon, a legend
which is pretty cool really.
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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by BonerJams04 » Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:02 am

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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by nowaysj » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:06 am

sd5 wrote:Can't remember his name; don't need to know it because he's transcended an individual identity
His name was Alexander Supertramp, and he died because he ate the wrong kind of potatoes. So diametrically half cool.
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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by hubb » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:30 am

Thread was meant to be about temperature
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Post by magma » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:31 am

hubb wrote:Thread was meant to be about temperature
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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by hubb » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:38 am

Hey now
Simo Häyhä
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by nobody » Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:29 pm

sd5 wrote:automatically, once a person becomes a celebrity,
they cannot be cool imo
because they've either sought celebrity (uncool)
or are exposed to media examination and their uncool traits emerge.
What is considered "coolness", to a great extent, is pretence or being lost in a role (Morrison, Cave etc.).
The truly cool are people like the American doctor who came back from Africa with ebola in a space-suit.
He was doing something awesomely brave (or stupid) and won't live long enough to be scrutinized or preen in front of the press...
and if he does survive and is cool, he'll quickly disappear.

So the guy that gave away everything, went to Alaska & starved in a shack...now he was cool
really, all we know of him is by way of account & film
he remains effectively unknowable
certainly cannot have his person scutinized
Can't remember his name; don't need to know it because he's transcended an individual identity
he's become an aspect of human nature, a phenomenon, a legend
which is pretty cool really.

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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by nousd » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:55 pm

nowaysj wrote:
sd5 wrote:Can't remember his name; don't need to know it because he's transcended an individual identity
His name was Alexander Supertramp, and he died because he ate the wrong kind of potatoes. So diametrically half cool.
Really? Don't remember that bit.
O well at least he's recorded in the rock annuls.
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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:01 am

I want to change my answer
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