Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[hera]

I wish pot grew on trees

granted, but its a palm tree and youre an armless midget. and your lighters out of butane. also, youre blind.

i wish people tasted like chicken.

[classagraphics]

i wish people tasted like chicken.

granted, but now KFC creates babies and starts its own country

i wish weren't hungover

[misk]

i wish people tasted like chicken.

granted, but now KFC creates babies and starts its own country

i wish weren't hungover

granted but you have testicular cancer, and whilst in the hospital, hera and kidlogic, the armless midget are the only people to visit you.

i wish i had like, 20 bucks.

[ashley]

i wish people tasted like chicken.

granted, but now KFC creates babies and starts its own country

i wish weren't hungover

granted, you now have the flu virus


I wish you could piss tiredness

[misk]

i wish people tasted like chicken.

granted, but now KFC creates babies and starts its own country

i wish weren't hungover

granted, you now have the flu virus


I wish you could piss tiredness

granted but your city starts recycling it's black water into the drinking supply and they've yet to filter out all the tiredness from the piss.

see my wish above.

[chu]

i wish people tasted like chicken.

granted, but now KFC creates babies and starts its own country

i wish weren't hungover

granted, you now have the flu virus


I wish you could piss tiredness

Granted, but your surname is Herpes.

I wish for my corneas to be donated once I die

[misk]

i wish people tasted like chicken.

granted, but now KFC creates babies and starts its own country

i wish weren't hungover

granted, you now have the flu virus


I wish you could piss tiredness

Granted, but your surname is Herpes.

I wish for my corneas to be donated once I die

granted, but the hospital misreads it and instead uses all the money you've left for your children to buy a bunch of Corona beer instead.

i wish that you could swim through the ground like its water, i'd swim all the way to work every day

[i-line]

granted, but you swallow a mole, which gets stuck in your throat and makes you late for work.

I wish I knew how to sew

[classagraphics]

I wish I knew how to sew

granted, but due to global warming, fashion and fabric become things of the past

i wish i could go the moon for a minute

[kidlogic]

granted, but you swallow a mole, which gets stuck in your throat and makes you late for work.

I wish I knew how to sew

Granted, but unfortunately you learned in a sweatshop where you've worked since you were 3

I wish I can has cheezburger

[kidlogic]

I wish I knew how to sew

granted, but due to global warming, fashion and fabric become things of the past

i wish i could go the moon for a minute

granted, but due to terraforming its now basically the earth, and is polluted and warming... and they installed artificial gravity genereators to make commerce easier

see above wish pertaining to cheezburgers

[ashley]

granted, but you swallow a mole, which gets stuck in your throat and makes you late for work.

I wish I knew how to sew

Granted, but unfortunately you learned in a sweatshop where you've worked since you were 3

I wish I can has cheezburger

Granted, but a LOLCAT beat you too it


I wish energy was bottled

[kidlogic]

Granted, but a LOLCAT beat you too it


I wish energy was bottled

Granted, but it tastes like ram's piss

I wish I knew where Beerfest was held

[classagraphics]

I wish I knew where Beerfest was held

granted, but you can't afford traveling there

I wish smiley faces were replaced with monkey faces

[djshiva]

I wish I knew where Beerfest was held

granted, but you can't afford traveling there

I wish smiley faces were replaced with monkey faces

granted, but the only ones that work on the forum are the "masturbating monkey" and "poo-flinging monkey".

i wish my car would work.

[victor liechtenstein]

I wish I knew where Beerfest was held

granted, but you can't afford traveling there

I wish smiley faces were replaced with monkey faces

granted, but the only ones that work on the forum are the "masturbating monkey" and "poo-flinging monkey".

i wish my car would work.

granted but all the roads have been placed under Pakistani martial law so you're still stuck

I wish I could sell my fingernails for profit

[dubluke]

granted, but people realise they are nutrious, and therefore they begin to sell only fingernails in supermarkets for their health properties, urgh

i wish i had the biggest soundsystem ever

[victor liechtenstein]

granted, but people realise they are nutrious, and therefore they begin to sell only fingernails in supermarkets for their health properties, urgh

i wish i had the biggest soundsystem ever

granted but it only works with Michael Bolton songs

I wish I could find a place that sold decent blueberry muffins

[harlesden]

granted, but people realise they are nutrious, and therefore they begin to sell only fingernails in supermarkets for their health properties, urgh

i wish i had the biggest soundsystem ever

granted but it only works with Michael Bolton songs

I wish I could find a place that sold decent blueberry muffins

granted but it's in beirut

i wish someone would cook me a full english breakfast with fried fucking bread

[i-line]

granted, but the fried fucking bread is covered in sperm.

i wish the students next door liked better music.