The Fedora/Cringe thread

[sigbowls]

i dont think ive seen mexicans or asians eat donuts

[garethom]

Could you please produce a report of White British slang that I'm approved to use? Many thanks.

Unacceptable - shut yo' bitch ass mouth, punk, else imm gun slap ya, feel me blud?

Acceptable - Cease & desist your argument, rapscallion, lest I bash your noggin with a nice plum pudding and a warm pint of bitter

What about regional borders? I feel like it'd be acceptable for me to go to Coventry and pick up some new white slang, but what about Leicester? Derby? Oxford?

Wub, I hope you aren't absorbing any Mediterranean or Moorish slang when you're in Madrid.

[magma]

Could you please produce a report of White British slang that I'm approved to use? Many thanks.

You're allowed to choose between speaking like a Mitchell Brother (the ones from Eastenders, not the black ones who weren't allowed into Harvey Nicks), Geoffrey Boycott or a character from Byker Grove. You're not allowed to have been influenced by any cultural changes in our society during the last 30 years because they haven't had time to get into your Dad's spunky balls yet.

[nowaysj]

@S: Can confirm.

[wub]

Wub, I hope you aren't absorbing any Mediterranean or Moorish slang when you're in Madrid.

I'm managing to avoid absorbing any Spanish full stop, TBH.

[Pedro Sánchez]

Yo Lowe dis pussi'ol cummin ere chattin nuff sideman gash. Suckyomum innit.

[magma]

Wub, I hope you aren't absorbing any Mediterranean or Moorish slang when you're in Madrid.

He told me he was trying to learn the language rather than just speaking Estuary English louder and louder until Johnny Foreigner does what the fuck he's told, the fucking race traitor.

[wub]

Wub, I hope you aren't absorbing any Mediterranean or Moorish slang when you're in Madrid.

He told me he was trying to learn the language rather than just speaking Estuary English louder and louder until Johnny Foreigner does what the fuck he's told, the fucking race traitor.

UNA SERVETHA PORE FAVOUR!

[magma]

Wub, I hope you aren't absorbing any Mediterranean or Moorish slang when you're in Madrid.

He told me he was trying to learn the language rather than just speaking Estuary English louder and louder until Johnny Foreigner does what the fuck he's told, the fucking race traitor.

UNA SERVETHA PORE FAVOUR!

Fucking moron. That's far too close to correct.

[nowaysj]

UNA SERVETHA PORE FAVOUR!

AAAAAAAAAAnd we're back to the cringe thread.

[magma]

Last time I was in Mijas, I overheard a father ordering "Dos steaks con fries and a couple of Grande Servasers, por favor"

They got what they wanted and barely even had to raise their voices. The waiter obviously appreciated them staying true to their roots.

[garethom]

Wub, I swear down, if I find out you've been appreciating any non-Georgian architecture in Spain, I will be very disappointed in you.

[magma]

Wub, I swear down, if I find out you've been appreciating any non-Georgian architecture in Spain, I will be very disappointed in you.

I heard he gave the Alhambra an admiring glance and took a selfie with his foreign girlfriend rather than bellowing "IN THE NAME OF RICHARD THE LIONHEART, TEAR DOWN THESE WALLS!". He didn't even daub a cross on the wall in Muslim blood.

[wub]

Last time I was in Mijas, I overheard a father ordering "Dos steaks con fries and a couple of Grande Servasers, por favor"

They got what they wanted and barely even had to raise their voices. The waiter obviously appreciated them staying true to their roots.

The waiters here all speak English. I've been given the German menu a couple of times when I've been out in central.

[Johnlenham]

just point and speak louder, if they still dont get it, smash the place up.

[wub]

just point and speak louder, if they still dont get it, smash the place up.

That's Greece.

Though they probably switched to paper plates a while back.

[magma]

just point and speak louder, if they still dont get it, smash the place up.

[garethom]

Wub, I swear down, if I find out you've been appreciating any non-Georgian architecture in Spain, I will be very disappointed in you.

I heard he gave the Alhambra an admiring glance and took a selfie with his foreign girlfriend rather than bellowing "IN THE NAME OF RICHARD THE LIONHEART, TEAR DOWN THESE WALLS!". He didn't even daub a cross on the wall in Muslim blood.

Clearly trying to act like a Moor, probably explains all those Arabic PM's he's been sending me.

As for foreign girlfriend... *SPIT* I at least keep mine HALF English and my family have rightly disowned me for that, as they correctly claim that I was "trying to be Polish".

[Perfecture]

hearing anyone who ISN'T black say blud, aks and fam etc etc

STOP TRYING TO BE BLACK YOU WHITE stnuc

fucking moron

NO!, white people trying to put on a fake accent/voice and forcing themselves to speak slang not native to them is moronic, you moron.

So you accept influences of other cultures in food, music, art, fashion but language is out of bounds.
The idea that one set of words should only be used by black people and not white people is retarded and borderline racist.

When you get a group of friends in a big city (london or manc or whatever) say 5 are black, 5 are asian and 5 are white is it surprising that they all use the same words and talk in a similar accent?

Its not a fake accent/voice if most of the people you know around you talk like that. This version of the language is native for them.

Where do you even live to have this opinion?

The native language for a WHITE person raised in the UK is not to speak like someone from jamaica, Unless they had jamaicans raise them. (rare cases)

you say this - say 5 are black, 5 are asian and 5 are white....if that's the case how come the 5 black guys and white guys don't start talking asain and doing kung fu, and how come the 5 black guys and asian guys don't start talking like english people. You don't hear jamaicans, asians etc trying to speak like english people do you, you know why? cause it's not seen as "cool" to speak normal english. apparently the coolest slang and way to talk is jamaican aka what we know as CHAV.

jamaican guy lives in UK for 10 years, doesn't pick up english accent
english white kid has new jamaican black friend for 5 mins, starts talking like he is black.

Lets have it right, white guys who speak like they are from jamaica/black just want to be black at the end of the day, there is no two ways about it.

[wub]

hearing anyone who ISN'T black say blud, aks and fam etc etc

STOP TRYING TO BE BLACK YOU WHITE stnuc

fucking moron

NO!, white people trying to put on a fake accent/voice and forcing themselves to speak slang not native to them is moronic, you moron.

So you accept influences of other cultures in food, music, art, fashion but language is out of bounds.
The idea that one set of words should only be used by black people and not white people is retarded and borderline racist.

When you get a group of friends in a big city (london or manc or whatever) say 5 are black, 5 are asian and 5 are white is it surprising that they all use the same words and talk in a similar accent?

Its not a fake accent/voice if most of the people you know around you talk like that. This version of the language is native for them.

Where do you even live to have this opinion?

The native language for a WHITE person raised in the UK is not to speak like someone from jamaica, Unless they had jamaicans raise them. (rare cases)

you say this - say 5 are black, 5 are asian and 5 are white....if that's the case how come the 5 black guys and white guys don't start talking asain and doing kung fu, and how come the 5 black guys and asian guys don't start talking like english people. You don't hear jamaicans, asians etc trying to speak like english people do you, you know why? cause it's not seen as "cool" to speak normal english. apparently the coolest slang and way to talk is jamaican aka what we know as CHAV.

jamaican guy lives in UK for 10 years, doesn't pick up english accent
english white kid has new jamaican black friend for 5 mins, starts talking like he is black.

Lets have it right, white guys who speak like they are from jamaica/black just want to be black at the end of the day, there is no two ways about it.

Which one do you save first from a fire?