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kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:48 pm

bassmonk wrote:Granted,now you're working 16 hour days just to pay for your 14 children and the hp on your mobile home.
I wish granny would take her falsers out when giving blowjobs.

Granted but it means she can't talk dirty with you before.

I wish I had a new car.

w3sk · Post by **w3sk** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:56 pm

kins83 wrote:[

I wish I had a new car.

granted, but it gets 1mpg.

I wish I was skiing today.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:29 am

granted, it snowed in your living room.

Wish I didn't have this 5 hour drive ahead to get to Headhunter.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:38 am

granted, your tv has been replaced by a motor that leeks oil in your house

i wish i could walk on my hands

dj ill kid 505 · Post by **dj ill kid 505** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 3:51 am

sackmetropolis wrote:granted, your tv has been replaced by a motor that leeks oil in your house

i wish i could walk on my hands

Granted, your balls are on your hands.

I wish there were better MCs.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:09 am

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:42 pm

No time for corruptions!

I wish Parson was back here.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:53 pm

Granted, but during his time away he was abducted by alien who told him that he was wrong afterall and aliens don't actually exist, that all his conspiracies are in fact nothing more than mild coincidence and to suck it up and get on with it, there will always be shitty power hungry tossers in the world and the best you can hope for is a good shot at life. now that he has awoken his post lack what you seek in them and thus his return is fruitless.

I dunno, my heart just isn't in this anymore.

I wish for a good shot at life.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:59 pm

eLBe wrote:Granted, but during his time away he was abducted by alien who told him that he was wrong afterall and aliens don't actually exist, that all his conspiracies are in fact nothing more than mild coincidence and to suck it up and get on with it, there will always be shitty power hungry tossers in the world and the best you can hope for is a good shot at life. now that he has awoken his post lack what you seek in them and thus his return is fruitless.

I dunno, my heart just isn't in this anymore.

I wish for a good shot at life.

Granted, you do pretty damn well for yourself. You end up living in a life of luxury with a family and a beautiful wife. But, you're actually the head of a recently nationalised bank, and when the whole thing goes tits, everyone decides you'd do as a good scapegoat and everyone in the media and the public instantly hates you. Except me, I still think you're cool. Which makes things even worse.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:04 pm

but no wish kinsman? is your life that fulfilled?

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:30 pm

eLBe wrote:

but no wish kinsman? is your life that fulfilled?

oh yeah, forgot about that. I wish I was Fred Goodwin.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:52 pm

Granted, you are now retired and on £700k a year pension, so who give a fuk that you are hated and some vandals broke a few windows and messed up your car?

on the other hand

I wish I had half that yearly income

parson · Post by **parson** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:45 pm

actually the alien told me not to worry about what other people think and to quit trying to convince people of stuff.

i wish i had some clam chowder

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:45 pm

welcome back.

Is this the first wish from this thread to actually be granted?

anyway onto business

Granted, but you hate the taste of Clam so much that it makes you Vomit. AT the same time you love chowder so much that you must eat is on sight! This results in you entering a cycle of eating then vomiting it back up until the chowder/vomit mix becomes more vomit than chowder so that you chowder fetish is depleted.

I wish this house was warmer

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:26 am

Granted. Is that smoke you be smelling?

I wish for a desirable female who is up for it.

rectaldubz · Post by **rectaldubz** » Mon May 11, 2009 11:14 pm

SD5 wrote:Granted. Is that smoke you be smelling?

I wish for a desirable female who is up for it.

granted, the desirable female wants to shit on your chest

i wish for a million dubstep vinyl's before the artist's have even made them!

osky · Post by **osky** » Mon May 11, 2009 11:22 pm

rectaldubz wrote:
SD5 wrote:Granted. Is that smoke you be smelling?

I wish for a desirable female who is up for it.
granted, the desirable female wants to shit on your chest

i wish for a million dubstep vinyl's before the artist's have even made them!

granted, but they are all broken

i wish for gingers to be exterminated

rectaldubz · Post by **rectaldubz** » Mon May 11, 2009 11:54 pm

granted, but the ginger's come back as ZOMBIE'S and still carry gingerlitus

i wish my brother would stop playing la roux in for the kill remix!

shamwow · Post by **shamwow** » Tue May 12, 2009 12:08 am

Granted, but they all cum over your new sofa when you bust a smile.

I wish I didnt have to get up in 6 hours.

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