Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Tue May 12, 2009 4:34 am

granted, but when you wake up your door is locked and theres a gay guy in your room

i wish i didnt live with my perents

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Tue May 12, 2009 5:40 am

sackmetropolis wrote:granted, but when you wake up your door is locked and theres a gay guy in your room

i wish i didnt live with my perents

granted you now live with your dead relatives 6 feet under

i wish i could get some sleep

rectaldubz · Post by **rectaldubz** » Tue May 12, 2009 5:01 pm

granted, but you wake up in that room off hostel where that guy gets his cock chopped off!

i wish for a new sick assss bike!

did · Post by **did** » Tue May 12, 2009 5:05 pm

Deadly Habit wrote:
sackmetropolis wrote:granted, but when you wake up your door is locked and theres a gay guy in your room

i wish i didnt live with my perents
granted you now live with your dead relatives 6 feet under

that made me spit orange juice all over my pc hhahahahahaha

did · Post by **did** » Tue May 12, 2009 5:06 pm

rectaldubz wrote:granted, but you wake up in that room off hostel where that guy gets his cock chopped off!

i wish for a new sick assss bike!

granted, but as soon as you get it you get taken out by a truck and crippled from the neck downwards

i wish i didn't have this cough

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Tue May 12, 2009 6:20 pm

DID wrote:
rectaldubz wrote:granted, but you wake up in that room off hostel where that guy gets his cock chopped off!

i wish for a new sick assss bike!
granted, but as soon as you get it you get taken out by a truck and crippled from the neck downwards

i wish i didn't have this cough

granted you now have the swine flu

i wish i had duck feet

steppo · Post by **steppo** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:28 pm

granted but now your covered in oil and have one of those plastic rings from soda can 6-packs around your neck

wish i hadnt moved back in with my mum and dad

Malicious · Post by **Malicious** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:31 pm

steppo wrote:granted but now your covered in oil and have one of those plastic rings from soda can 6-packs around your neck

wish i hadnt moved back in with my mum and dad

granted, but your now living on the streets.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:44 pm

Malicious wrote:granted, but your now living on the streets.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

granted, now you never sleep because youre a zombie.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:57 pm

::G-SUS:: wrote:
Malicious wrote:granted, but your now living on the streets.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
granted, now you never sleep because youre a zombie.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

granted you are now a basement dwelling anime freak

i wish i had vision like the predator

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue May 12, 2009 8:22 pm

Deadly Habit wrote:
::G-SUS:: wrote:
Malicious wrote:granted, but your now living on the streets.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
granted, now you never sleep because youre a zombie.

I wish I could speak Japanese.
granted you are now a basement dwelling anime freak

i wish i had vision like the predator

Granted, Arnold Schwarzenegger makes you kill yourself.

I wish I had vision like the predator.

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Tue May 12, 2009 8:48 pm

Neurotik wrote:Granted, but you end up in the newest alien cross over film and one of those spider things jumps on your face while shaving and lays eggs inside you. Swallowing contraceptive pills won't help either .

I wish i could shoot lightning out of my fingers like that emperor from star wars.

granted but you electrocute yourself every time you try to bathe or drink any fluids

i wish i could breathe underwater

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue May 12, 2009 8:49 pm

Deadly Habit wrote:
Neurotik wrote:Granted, but you end up in the newest alien cross over film and one of those spider things jumps on your face while shaving and lays eggs inside you. Swallowing contraceptive pills won't help either .

I wish i could shoot lightning out of my fingers like that emperor from star wars.
granted but you electrocute yourself every time you try to bathe or drink any fluids

i wish i could breathe underwater

Granted, but Neurotik fries you.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Tue May 12, 2009 9:51 pm

DJelements wrote:
Deadly Habit wrote:
Neurotik wrote:Granted, but you end up in the newest alien cross over film and one of those spider things jumps on your face while shaving and lays eggs inside you. Swallowing contraceptive pills won't help either .

I wish i could shoot lightning out of my fingers like that emperor from star wars.
granted but you electrocute yourself every time you try to bathe or drink any fluids

i wish i could breathe underwater
Granted, but Neurotik fries you.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

granted but you never specified what it was to be so it has gone to waste

i wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller
i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue May 12, 2009 9:53 pm

Deadly Habit wrote:
DJelements wrote:
Deadly Habit wrote:
Neurotik wrote:Granted, but you end up in the newest alien cross over film and one of those spider things jumps on your face while shaving and lays eggs inside you. Swallowing contraceptive pills won't help either .

I wish i could shoot lightning out of my fingers like that emperor from star wars.
granted but you electrocute yourself every time you try to bathe or drink any fluids

i wish i could breathe underwater
Granted, but Neurotik fries you.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
granted but you never specified what it was to be so it has gone to waste

i wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller
i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her

Granted. I can't corrupt a wish so glorious as that.

I wish I could corrupt that shit.

Big MD · Post by **Big MD** » Tue May 12, 2009 10:23 pm

Granted, but you can't wish anymore.

I wish i'd bee the owner of the wrhole world.

Big MD · Post by **Big MD** » Tue May 12, 2009 10:35 pm

granted, but you have a pussy for the rest of your life

i wish i'd bee the only man on the planet, surroundet by billions of hetero sexual whimen.

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Tue May 12, 2009 10:46 pm

Big_MD wrote:granted, but you have a pussy for the rest of your life

i wish i'd bee the only man on the planet, surroundet by billions of hetero sexual whimen.

granted, but they're all english majors and grammar sizan

i wish cigarettes didn't cost so fucking much in ny

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