Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[djelements]

granted, but you have a pussy for the rest of your life

i wish i'd bee the only man on the planet, surroundet by billions of hetero sexual whimen.

granted, but they're all english majors and grammar sizan

i wish cigarettes didn't cost so fucking much in ny

Granted, but you died from lung cancer from all the cheap cigs.

I wish Deadly Habit didn't die, because this game is well lonely.

[deadly_habit]

granted, but you have a pussy for the rest of your life

i wish i'd bee the only man on the planet, surroundet by billions of hetero sexual whimen.

granted, but they're all english majors and grammar sizan

i wish cigarettes didn't cost so fucking much in ny

Granted, but you died from lung cancer from all the cheap cigs.

I wish Deadly Habit didn't die, because this game is well lonely.

granted but now i'm a zombie

i wish i had some brainsssssssss

[djelements]

granted, but you have a pussy for the rest of your life

i wish i'd bee the only man on the planet, surroundet by billions of hetero sexual whimen.

granted, but they're all english majors and grammar sizan

i wish cigarettes didn't cost so fucking much in ny

Granted, but you died from lung cancer from all the cheap cigs.

I wish Deadly Habit didn't die, because this game is well lonely.

granted but now i'm a zombie

i wish i had some brainsssssssss

Granted, bu- OH GOD NOW I'M INFECTED!

I wish I had some braaaaiiiinnnnsssss

[.rudetone.]

Granted, he has spared you, he will now sodomise you all day every day for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go to bed earlier

[tim d]

Granted, you can go to bed earlier....you just have to get up earlier as well.

I wish I knew Burial

[rectaldubz]

Granted, you can go to bed earlier....you just have to get up earlier as well.

I wish I knew Burial

granted, it turns out burial is gay and wants you

i wish it wasnt raining

[dubluke]

Granted, you can go to bed earlier....you just have to get up earlier as well.

I wish I knew Burial

granted, it turns out burial is gay and wants you

i wish it wasnt raining

granted, but now its sunny and now you have severe sunburn

i wish i had some coffee with me

[leftdub]

Granted, you can go to bed earlier....you just have to get up earlier as well.

I wish I knew Burial

granted, it turns out burial is gay and wants you

i wish it wasnt raining

granted, but now its sunny and now you have severe sunburn

i wish i had some coffee with me

Granted but you spill it and burn yourself

I wish I could afford the bus to work

[SK3W3R]

granted, but you catch swine flu
i wish i had the money to buy a timecode vinyl setup

[tim d]

Granted, but you end up with Virtual DJ

I wish I didn't have to work a double shift

[djelements]

Granted, but you end up with Virtual DJ

I wish I didn't have to work a double shift

Granted, but you end up with Virtual DJ

I wish Virtual DJ wasn't real.

[jazzamataz]

Granted, but you end up with Virtual DJ

I wish I didn't have to work a double shift

Granted, but you end up with Virtual DJ

I wish Virtual DJ wasn't real.

granted, but Winamp creates a DJ patch anyway.

I wish i had a mocha-frappachino.

[rfk]

granted but you spill it on your crotch and become impotent

[rectaldubz]

is this the end RFK your suppose to wish for something fok it i'll continue it,

i wish i had a phat hd televisle

[Big MD]

Grantet, but now YOU have big problems whit computers.


I wish i could see what's happening in the future.

[elbe]

Granted, but Xzibit "pimps" it while you sleep. You wake up to find you now have a cadillac inside ur cadillac.

I wish now that i've forgotten to sleep again, i could go through the rest of the day without being tired or collapsing even.

Granted, you collapse odd.


I wish I could get on a do what I mean to do.