Whats the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to you?

[hubb]

was with this bird once, who, just to appear to have a twat, hid her clit between her legs.


another time a girl queefed this small, loomy purple cloud , as if some kind of high score was achieved..

[fassyman]

in napa last year, me and my mates thought it would be funny to cut a melon in half, hollow it out, take a shit inside it then put the halfs back together so it looked like a normal melon. we then offered it to our mate in the next room along. as he picked it up it split into the two halfs spilling human shit and melon juice all over him. i dont think ill ever laugh as much in my life.

[brasco]

in napa last year, me and my mates thought it would be funny to cut a melon in half, hollow it out, take a shit inside it then put the halfs back together so it looked like a normal melon. we then offered it to our mate in the next room along. as he picked it up it split into the two halfs spilling human shit and melon juice all over him. i dont think ill ever laugh as much in my life.

[NickUndercover]

in napa last year, me and my mates thought it would be funny to cut a melon in half, hollow it out, take a shit inside it then put the halfs back together so it looked like a normal melon. we then offered it to our mate in the next room along. as he picked it up it split into the two halfs spilling human shit and melon juice all over him. i dont think ill ever laugh as much in my life.

Hahahahaha

[AxeD]

in napa last year, me and my mates thought it would be funny to cut a melon in half, hollow it out, take a shit inside it then put the halfs back together so it looked like a normal melon. we then offered it to our mate in the next room along. as he picked it up it split into the two halfs spilling human shit and melon juice all over him. i dont think ill ever laugh as much in my life.

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[stappard]

i had a bag of weed in my pockets (i was 16 back then) and i was really shitting myself while talking to the cops :p well not literally of course :p

that is a distinction you have to make in this thread

[honey-d]

too many lols in this thread.

[laurent__duval]

none of mine but some funny car related ones i've been told...

i heard a story about some mates that were hitch hiking in holland, for some reason one of them was wearing a boiler suit. they were waiting for ages to get picked up and the guy in the boiler suit (probably why they didnt get picked up) needed to take a shit in a ditch by the side of the road. as he was mid-shit they got a lift and he had to hurry it along, pulled his boiler suit back up over his shoulders and had shit all in the back of it. splattered all over his shoulders, back and neck. not good.


another one my dad told me was once back in the day when he was a youngster him and some mates were out drinking. my dad was driving back with his boys and his mate was in the back seat was totally arseholed and passed out. at some point he came to and puked straight onto the back of my dads head and it slipped his back. he puked all over his legs at this point.

thirdly, some friends of mine were driving to a rugby game when they were younger (my mate's were young and playing in a team so one guys dad was driving). this guys dad was ill but they were late and basically had to shit himself in the car mid-way, carry on driving and then sort the problem out when they got to the rugby club. can't imagine that being the nicest car to be in.

[wubstep]

AHAHAH, just remembered one.

When I was like 10 and my cousin was about 8, we were in Hyde Park (I think, some big London park) and he had the shits. Ends up in the public toilets, desperate. As you can expect, no bog roll.

Long story short, ending up wiping his arse with bread. Not even sliced.

[laurent__duval]

none of mine but some funny car related ones i've been told...

i heard a story about some mates that were hitch hiking in holland, for some reason one of them was wearing a boiler suit. they were waiting for ages to get picked up and the guy in the boiler suit (probably why they didnt get picked up) needed to take a shit in a ditch by the side of the road. as he was mid-shit they got a lift and he had to hurry it along, pulled his boiler suit back up over his shoulders and had shit all in the back of it. splattered all over his shoulders, back and neck. not good.


another one my dad told me was once back in the day when he was a youngster him and some mates were out drinking. my dad was driving back with his boys and his mate was in the back seat was totally arseholed and passed out. at some point he came to and puked straight onto the back of my dads head and it slipped his back. he puked all over his legs at this point.

thirdly, some friends of mine were driving to a rugby game when they were younger (my mate's were young and playing in a team so one guys dad was driving). this guys dad was ill but they were late and basically had to shit himself in the car mid-way, carry on driving and then sort the problem out when they got to the rugby club. can't imagine that being the nicest car to be in.

oh yeah, did break my banjo when i was about 18. freaked me the fuck out, standing with my knob in my hand with blood literally squirting out the end. wouldnt have been so bad but my girlfriend at the time decided to call her mate who "knew about this kind of stuff" for advice, this is while i'm stood starkers bleeding out my dick. the girl who she calls is at a house party and thought it would be a good idea to turn the music off and announce to a room full of people i sort of knew what had happened and if anybody had any advice, to everyones great amusement. was not happy at all...

[laurent__duval]

AHAHAH, just remembered one.

When I was like 10 and my cousin was about 8, we were in Hyde Park (I think, some big London park) and he had the shits. Ends up in the public toilets, desperate. As you can expect, no bog roll.

Long story short, ending up wiping his arse with bread. Not even sliced.

i got fucking battered at warehouse party in notts when i was 20, took silly amount of pills and had to take a dump BAD. managed to find a quiet corner out the back, did my business and then realised i needed to wipe up. for some reason there were some proper dirty, nasty socks near by (probably a tramp as there were a lot of people sleeping rough round there) and used this to clean up. never even occurred to me to use my own socks. god knows what i could have caught from those skank socks i used.

[noam]

AHAHAH, just remembered one.

When I was like 10 and my cousin was about 8, we were in Hyde Park (I think, some big London park) and he had the shits. Ends up in the public toilets, desperate. As you can expect, no bog roll.

Long story short, ending up wiping his arse with bread. Not even sliced.

i got fucking battered at warehouse party in notts when i was 20, took silly amount of pills and had to take a dump BAD. managed to find a quiet corner out the back, did my business and then realised i needed to wipe up. for some reason there were some proper dirty, nasty socks near by (probably a tramp as there were a lot of people sleeping rough round there) and used this to clean up. never even occurred to me to use my own socks. god knows what i could have caught from those skank socks i used.

those skank socks made you the man you are today... cherish the memory.

i fell in a 10ft hole once and nearly broke both knees and my back... the worst bit about it was that upon impact all my muscles relaxed and i did a little bit of poo/wee in my pants.

i managed (with help) to get out of the hole and went back into the party... had a little nugget in my boxers when i got home. bout a finger nail sized piece, a little finger nail.

[wubstep]

Dude, think posted that on the last page. You're proud of that aren't you?

[gnome]

AHAHAH, just remembered one.

When I was like 10 and my cousin was about 8, we were in Hyde Park (I think, some big London park) and he had the shits. Ends up in the public toilets, desperate. As you can expect, no bog roll.

Long story short, ending up wiping his arse with bread. Not even sliced.

i got fucking battered at warehouse party in notts when i was 20, took silly amount of pills and had to take a dump BAD. managed to find a quiet corner out the back, did my business and then realised i needed to wipe up. for some reason there were some proper dirty, nasty socks near by (probably a tramp as there were a lot of people sleeping rough round there) and used this to clean up. never even occurred to me to use my own socks. god knows what i could have caught from those skank socks i used.

those skank socks made you the man you are today... cherish the memory.

i fell in a 10ft hole once and nearly broke both knees and my back... the worst bit about it was that upon impact all my muscles relaxed and i did a little bit of poo/wee in my pants.

i managed (with help) to get out of the hole and went back into the party... had a little nugget in my boxers when i got home. bout a finger nail sized piece, a little finger nail.

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Double post!

[noam]

SHIT! i knew i'd told that story before... and my forum counterpart called me out on it...

[AxeD]

i managed (with help) to get out of the hole and went back into the party... had a little nugget in my boxers when i got home. bout a finger nail sized piece, a little finger nail.

You should write a book















































about doodoo.

[noam]

dun know

[gnome]

SHIT! i knew i'd told that story before... and my forum counterpart called me out on it...

Your second attempt at telling the story was under par

[noam]

very slapdash wasn't it...

[wubstep]

Did my ex in her best mate's Mums bed. In the bum. Smashed outta my face.

Woke up with brownpole.