Ham Touchers Anonymous

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:04 pm

badger wrote:i think possible von

Ahem..

Lol

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:04 pm

datura wrote:one for those hamverts who like em young

Take it to HAMBLA you pork-paedo

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:10 pm

Can one of you Hamist please explain to me the doctrines of the Ham. I believe you are nothing more than a cult. The Cult Ham.

ex-ham-toucher · Post by **ex-ham-toucher** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:13 pm

I do not wish other innocent members of this forum to be the targets of your ham fisted attempts at harassment.

Suffice to say I am none of those you previously postulated and that you are unlikely to guess who i ham.

I may reveal myself in good time, but for now I think we are all having too much fun.

Let the Ham Wars continue!

ex-ham-toucher · Post by **ex-ham-toucher** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:14 pm

*Grand* wrote:Can one of you Hamist please explain to me the doctrines of the Ham. I believe you are nothing more than a cult. The Cult Ham.

Exactly Grand. This evil cult is corrupting the forum's youth and must be stopped.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:15 pm

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:I do not wish other innocent members of this forum to be the targets of your ham fisted attempts at harassment.

Suffice to say I am none of those you previously postulated and that you are unlikely to guess who i ham.

I said quit, you shall burn in the great Smokehouse below, as fuel for the smoking of more ham!

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:15 pm

*Grand* wrote:Can one of you Hamist please explain to me the doctrines of the Ham. I believe you are nothing more than a cult. The Cult Ham.

That's what they said about Christianity. And at least you can see ham in it's good works around the world, in pies, on meat counters, on plates.

ex-ham-toucher · Post by **ex-ham-toucher** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:16 pm

PS. I am not Burial.

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:16 pm

shonky's been mysteriously absent (mostly) from the forum recently and ex-ham-toucher's got his good grammar and spelling. i think we may have a double agent in our midst

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:18 pm

double

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:18 pm

don't say things like that shonky.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:20 pm

badger wrote:shonky's been mysteriously absent (mostly) from the forum recently and ex-ham-toucher's got his good grammar and spelling. i think we may have a double agent in our midst

You see, thats just what he's trying to do... wildly throw out accusahams amongs each other. I shall have none of it. We of the Church must set aside our differing views for the moment and focus on the real threat to hamanity, the blasphamer Ex-Toucher. Or should I say, Closet toucher. I know you only got to the 9th step. Its ok, we will welcome you back to the Church, just tell the world how you feel.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:22 pm

I didn't do internet yesterday, in fact I have already procured some ham slices to be used to mop the sweat from my brow at the next Platform 1.

It's Grand I reckon

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:22 pm

true we should stay unified. i still think it's shonky though

or you actually....

ex-ham-toucher · Post by **ex-ham-toucher** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:23 pm

kidlogic wrote:You see, thats just what he's trying to do... wildly throw out accusahams amongs each other. I shall have none of it. We of the Church must set aside our differing views for the moment and focus on the real threat to hamanity, the blasphamer Ex-Toucher. Or should I say, Closet toucher. I know you only got to the 9th step. Its ok, we will welcome you back to the Church, just tell the world how you feel.

First of all, I have never touched a closet. Wardrobes only for me.

Secondly - you are proving to be harder to get the better of than your fellow ham touchers. I could use a man like you on my side.

Are you sure you don't want to make a little switch and join my campaign? You could go far...

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:24 pm

No. But I ask you...

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:26 pm

Sorry, let me clarify...

kidlogic wrote: Or should I say, Closeted toucher. I know you only got to the 9th step. Its ok, we will welcome you back to the Church, just tell the world how you feel.

contakt · Post by **contakt** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:28 pm

You are all very strange people.

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:28 pm

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:
First of all, I have never touched a closet. Wardrobes only for me.

Secondly - you are proving to be harder to get the better of than your fellow ham touchers. I could use a man like you on my side.

Are you sure you don't want to make a little switch and join my campaign? You could go far...

you attempts to persuade our members are laughable go back to your closet hams

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:29 pm

Contakt wrote:You are all very strange people.

i don't know quite what to make of this.

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