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Post by nousd » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:46 pm

Anyone want to take a $10 000 bet that his topic won't reach 10 pages?
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Post by sd5 » Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:25 am

My corrupt neighbours are in league with the European imperialists. They are now deliberately infecting the Zimbabwean people, saboetaging our water supplies and inciting my people to riot. Do not believe the lies that are told about me by those jealous of my deeds. I shall not let my country fall to the exploiters.
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Post by Pistonsbeneath » Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:52 am

mugabe wrote:My corrupt neighbours are in league with the European imperialists. They are now deliberately infecting the Zimbabwean people, saboetaging our water supplies and inciting my people to riot. Do not believe the lies that are told about me by those jealous of my deeds. I shall not let my country fall to the exploiters.
its ROBOT MUGABE!!!!!
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Post by sd5 » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:07 am

Mr Piston.
You seem like a very assertive young gentleman. I could use your services as a henchman, assassin, agent provocateur, torturer or bagman. You can take your pick. Your generous salary will be held in the Swiss or Chinese bank of your choice.
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Post by dubluke » Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:15 pm

mugabe wrote:Mr Piston.
You obviously don't like owning a set of testicles. I shall gladly have them removed and find someone in the streets of Harare that will eat them for the princely sum of 1.5 million of our Zimbabwean dollars. Please sir, come on over.
so they'll eat them for about 2 quid then?
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Post by did » Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:44 pm

dubluke wrote:
mugabe wrote:Mr Piston.
You obviously don't like owning a set of testicles. I shall gladly have them removed and find someone in the streets of Harare that will eat them for the princely sum of 1.5 million of our Zimbabwean dollars. Please sir, come on over.
so they'll eat them for about 2 quid then?
oooooohhhhh controversial
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Post by Pistonsbeneath » Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:07 pm

mugabe wrote:Mr Piston.
You obviously don't like owning a set of testicles. I shall gladly have them removed and find someone in the streets of Harare that will eat them for the princely sum of 1.5 million of our Zimbabwean dollars. Please sir, come on over.
why don't you eat them yourself u fukin pussee?
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Post by diss04 » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:18 pm

Piston wrote:
mugabe wrote:Mr Piston.
You obviously don't like owning a set of testicles. I shall gladly have them removed and find someone in the streets of Harare that will eat them for the princely sum of 1.5 million of our Zimbabwean dollars. Please sir, come on over.
why don't you eat them yourself u fukin pussee?
mugabe the mug, i calls him.
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Post by expo » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:25 pm

Would you like me to comment.

I had a friend who pierced a particular part of her body with a 7cm long needle and the needle got stuck and she had to have it surgically filed down. They couldn't remove it very easily as it had been wedged into bone.


Anyway...It's been a lovely morning in the water.
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Post by expo » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:36 pm

and glad its monday. Yay! I love Mondays. I never know what's going to turn up. Robot man are you there? Need a lovely comment from your well armored brain!
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Post by did » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:41 pm

Piston wrote:
mugabe wrote:Mr Piston.
You obviously don't like owning a set of testicles. I shall gladly have them removed and find someone in the streets of Harare that will eat them for the princely sum of 1.5 million of our Zimbabwean dollars. Please sir, come on over.
why don't you eat them yourself u fukin pussee?
nice comeback.
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Post by expo » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:45 pm

pdomino wrote: Cyber agression = epic fail
Go back and be nice.
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Post by nousd » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:52 pm

No takers?
OK. I'll bet $1000 000 that this thread won't reach 10 pages.
Who'll play?
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Post by expo » Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:00 pm

:o
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Post by nousd » Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:06 pm

Yes, I'm sure to win.
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Post by expo » Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:19 pm

I think my next thread will be titled 'The Sick and Needy'
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Post by nousd » Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:33 am

Oh well, I tried
but no one was willing to take me on except the retrospective editors
and that doesn't count.
Bunch of pikers.

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With one swipe
I am reprieved.
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Post by expo » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:32 am

Pikers? Holidays? Bored?
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Post by sd5 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:28 am

I have enough weapons to retain control but am running out of coke to keep the troops onside. Has anyone out there who sympathizes with my independence struggle, got a tonne of snow to donate to the cause?
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