The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[jameshk]

Its they're fault for not paying you, sue them for damages.

[magma]

Supposed to get paid today, didnt get paid, couldnt afford train ticket, now im over 2 hours late for work

Ouch. HR fuck up?

Today I'm mainly pissed off about the prospect of working 13 hours on a Saturday.

On the plus side, I will be running from the office straight home to burn a few down* with Briony.


*spliffs that is, not offices**.

**Well, maybe some offices too.

[legend4ry]

Barclays site ain't logging me in, jarrrrrrrr.

[murky21]

Supposed to get paid today, didnt get paid, couldnt afford train ticket, now im over 2 hours late for work

Ouch. HR fuck up?

Today I'm mainly pissed off about the prospect of working 13 hours on a Saturday.

On the plus side, I will be running from the office straight home to burn a few down* with Briony.


*spliffs that is, not offices**.

**Well, maybe some offices too.

read those as orifices for a couple of confused seconds.


13 hours on a sat, ufcking hell

[gwa]

ARGH JUST SHUT UP YOU JARRING DWEEB AND STOP GETTING INVOLVED WITH MY CONVERSATIONS.

JUST COS YOU SIT OPPOSITE ME DOESN'T MEAN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU.

[BNanni]

Supposed to get paid today, didnt get paid, couldnt afford train ticket, now im over 2 hours late for work

Ouch. HR fuck up?

Today I'm mainly pissed off about the prospect of working 13 hours on a Saturday.

On the plus side, I will be running from the office straight home to burn a few down* with Briony.


*spliffs that is, not offices**.

**Well, maybe some offices too.

We can put the world to rights tomorrow and do both

[JTMMusicuk]

ARGH JUST SHUT UP YOU JARRING DWEEB AND STOP GETTING INVOLVED WITH MY CONVERSATIONS.

JUST COS YOU SIT OPPOSITE ME DOESN'T MEAN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU.

agony aunt says let him know your feelings with a sharp kick to the face

[magma]

ARGH JUST SHUT UP YOU JARRING DWEEB AND STOP GETTING INVOLVED WITH MY CONVERSATIONS.

JUST COS YOU SIT OPPOSITE ME DOESN'T MEAN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU.

agony aunt says you might have repressed sexytime feelings for him

[gwa]

it's a girl and because i've had to endure since xmas, day in day out ALL DAY LONG about her ex boyfriend cheating on her.

fuck sake i never got involved with her shit but a friend asks me how some shit i'm currently dealing with she pipes up all smarmy going 'YOU MEN ARE ALL THE SAME, I KNOW HOW IT'S GOING TO END FOR YOU' bang across the department floor.

fucking moron doesnt realise it's a complete different situation

[Electric_Head]

ARGH JUST SHUT UP YOU JARRING DWEEB AND STOP GETTING INVOLVED WITH MY CONVERSATIONS.

JUST COS YOU SIT OPPOSITE ME DOESN'T MEAN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU.

Maybe she`s lonely?
You could befriend her and go safe raving together.
That would be cool as ice.

[Riddles]

it's a girl and because i've had to endure since xmas, day in day out ALL DAY LONG about her ex boyfriend cheating on her.

fuck sake i never got involved with her shit but a friend asks me how some shit i'm currently dealing with she pipes up all smarmy going 'YOU MEN ARE ALL THE SAME, I KNOW HOW IT'S GOING TO END FOR YOU' bang across the department floor.

fucking moron doesnt realise it's a complete different situation

did you tell her to shut her mouth? that shit fully does my head in, just cos dumb bitches only dates shit guys, they decides every guy is like that....

[gwa]

ARGH JUST SHUT UP YOU JARRING DWEEB AND STOP GETTING INVOLVED WITH MY CONVERSATIONS.

JUST COS YOU SIT OPPOSITE ME DOESN'T MEAN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU.

Maybe she`s lonely?
You could befriend her and go safe raving together.
That would be cool as ice.

nah she's just met this new fella so i endure half of the day about him and half about her ex

[JTMMusicuk]

ARGH JUST SHUT UP YOU JARRING DWEEB AND STOP GETTING INVOLVED WITH MY CONVERSATIONS.

JUST COS YOU SIT OPPOSITE ME DOESN'T MEAN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU.

Maybe she`s lonely?
You could befriend her and go safe raving together.
That would be cool as ice.

going out with someone whos clearly fucked up about being cheated on will most likely end up very messy
paranoid girls are no fun

[gwa]

fucking morons at work who stub there cigs out on the floor when there is clearly a bin to put them in.

wtf it's like the floors a massive ash tray

[LA_Boxers]

You're enjoying work today arent yah?

[gwa]

it's month end and my colleague called in sick, which isn't a problem i just work with fucking morons

[Electric_Head]

real ray of sunshine you are gwa

[Electric_Head]

Listening to this guy at work bullshit his excuse for leaving early and getting in late everyday.
He blames it on his kids that he has to drop off and fetch.

He drops off his daughter at the same school as mine but yet I get to work by 7:30 and he gets here at 8?? sometimes 8:30
Why??
It`s the same fuckin school numbnutts.
And then he leaves early for what reason? to pick her up at 5:30 even though we get off work at 4 and I manage to pickup my son by 4:20 but yet he has to leave early?

[Forum]

Had bad heartburn all day, just belched and a load of vom came up into my mouth, now my throat feels like its on fire

[gwa]

Listening to this guy at work bullshit his excuse for leaving early and getting in late everyday.
He blames it on his kids that he has to drop off and fetch.

He drops off his daughter at the same school as mine but yet I get to work by 7:30 and he gets here at 8?? sometimes 8:30
Why??
It`s the same fuckin school numbnutts.
And then he leaves early for what reason? to pick her up at 5:30 even though we get off work at 4 and I manage to pickup my son by 4:20 but yet he has to leave early?

you're a real ray of sunshine electric head