The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[kay]

Heh, I didn't get a bonus the last 2 years despite hitting my targets. Having said that, my redundancy package kinda makes up for it.

[MrAural]

Fucking bored out of my arsecrack and no motivation whatsoever to do anything other than look at things...

My dad's possibly been made redundant as they're doing the "last one in, first one out" thing at his place of work..

[Blenky]

No fucking bonus this year for anyone cos the company lost bare money...

And I bet you've had at least one person tell you "At least you've still got a job" or words to that effect.

We asked about our usual 1% pay rise and got threatened with unemployment if we brought it up again because "we're lucky to have jobs"

[Riddles]

No fucking bonus this year for anyone cos the company lost bare money...

And I bet you've had at least one person tell you "At least you've still got a job" or words to that effect.

Haha not even that. We've got another phase of 'streamlining' to come now. I should be ok. I'm technical and cheap

[Riddles]

No fucking bonus this year for anyone cos the company lost bare money...

And I bet you've had at least one person tell you "At least you've still got a job" or words to that effect.

We asked about our usual 1% pay rise and got threatened with unemployment if we brought it up again because "we're lucky to have jobs"

That's so shit!

[cityzen]

have i completely got wrong what cityzen does?

Not at all, just your last post was a bit of a non sequitur.
But yeah, I will paint your flat for free if you cover materials and expenses (travel + food)
Same goes for any Ninja I know personally. (Not Phrex though. The commute would be a bit of a merkage)
Any Ninja I don't know, mates rates.
Anyone from general, 10%-coz-u-lyk-dubstep discount
Brosteppers... well, I doubt your old enough to own/rent a property but if your mum and/or dad want anything done, usual price +25%

[MrAural]

have i completely got wrong what cityzen does?

Not at all, just your last post was a bit of a non sequitur.
But yeah, I will paint your flat for free if you cover materials and expenses (travel + food)
Same goes for any Ninja I know personally. (Not Phrex though. The commute would be a bit of a merkage)
Any Ninja I don't know, mates rates.
Anyone from general, 10%-coz-u-lyk-dubstep discount
Brosteppers... well, I doubt your old enough to own/rent a property but if your mum and/or dad want anything done, usual price +25%

I think I feel a cheesy 80's advertisement coming along...

[kay]

have i completely got wrong what cityzen does?

Not at all, just your last post was a bit of a non sequitur.
But yeah, I will paint your flat for free if you cover materials and expenses (travel + food)
Same goes for any Ninja I know personally. (Not Phrex though. The commute would be a bit of a merkage)
Any Ninja I don't know, mates rates.
Anyone from general, 10%-coz-u-lyk-dubstep discount
Brosteppers... well, I doubt your old enough to own/rent a property but if your mum and/or dad want anything done, usual price +25%

Argh! I've just finished my latest round of painting!

[cityzen]

Would have been an absolute mission to yours!
Holla at me in four years!

[kay]

Would have been an absolute mission to yours!
Holla at me in four years!

I had time on my hands anyway. I'm actually relatively pleased with this latest paintjob.

[cityzen]

Very relaxing, isn't it.
Zen and the art of making stuff look pretty.

[volcanogeorge]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog ... e#block-41

In a statement, the motoring organisation said that in Macclesfield, Cheshire, one observer had seen an elderly woman using a petrol pump to fill jam jars.
"A lady about 75 was seen filling up 20 empty one-gallon paint tins with plastic lids and also a tray of jam jars in her boot with petrol. She had her boot up so the petrol station staff couldn't see what she was doing.
"AA staff went over to her to stop her. Then station staff came out and prevented her from what she was doing. Her excuse was that 'her husband did it every week'," the organisation said.

People are idiots

[JTMMusicuk]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog ... e#block-41

In a statement, the motoring organisation said that in Macclesfield, Cheshire, one observer had seen an elderly woman using a petrol pump to fill jam jars.
"A lady about 75 was seen filling up 20 empty one-gallon paint tins with plastic lids and also a tray of jam jars in her boot with petrol. She had her boot up so the petrol station staff couldn't see what she was doing.
"AA staff went over to her to stop her. Then station staff came out and prevented her from what she was doing. Her excuse was that 'her husband did it every week'," the organisation said.

People are idiots

thats a really great way to blow yourself up..

[murky21]

people who spend about x10 more time effort complaining about shit they don't like, than stuff they do actually like.

[noam]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog ... e#block-41

In a statement, the motoring organisation said that in Macclesfield, Cheshire, one observer had seen an elderly woman using a petrol pump to fill jam jars.
"A lady about 75 was seen filling up 20 empty one-gallon paint tins with plastic lids and also a tray of jam jars in her boot with petrol. She had her boot up so the petrol station staff couldn't see what she was doing.
"AA staff went over to her to stop her. Then station staff came out and prevented her from what she was doing. Her excuse was that 'her husband did it every week'," the organisation said.

People are idiots

my office overlooks a petrol station this week has been HILARIOUS

fucking clowns

[autobot]

flat hunting is balls - esp in london

[icanicant]

Landlord taking the piss with our charges after moving out. 200 quid for cleaning? FACK ORF

[say_whut]

Had a cracking night from what I recall but woke up to my dad visiting the flat... My room was covered in spew and all sorts. Not cool. I feel awful.

[JTMMusicuk]

Everytime our work sends flyers out to get new customers we end up getting a load of absolute dickheads on the phone for a few weeks, why do some people think its ok just to try and talk over you everytime you speak

[magma]

12 hours in the office on a Saturday down, god knows how much to go.