Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[djelements]

Granted but everyone around you dies

I want to be Rusko

Granted. Thanks for ruining dubstep, asshole.

I wish Rusko still sounded like he used to.

Granted but Burial sound's like shit Rusko.

I wish for a tasty italian pizza.

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I had the Midas Touch, so everything I touched turned to gold. (Or sugar)

[NilsFG]

I wish I had the Midas Touch, so everything I touched turned to gold. (Or sugar)

Granted. Too bad your dick didn't turn into gold but is a pile of sugar now.

I wish for non-corrupted wishes that I could wish for without any exceptions or strange behaviours.

[djelements]

I wish I had the Midas Touch, so everything I touched turned to gold. (Or sugar)

Granted. Too bad your dick didn't turn into gold but is a pile of sugar now.

I wish for non-corrupted wishes that I could wish for without any exceptions or strange behaviours.

Granted, but you've also just lost the game.

I wish I was a better producer.

[CollisionCourse]

I wish I had the Midas Touch, so everything I touched turned to gold. (Or sugar)

Granted. Too bad your dick didn't turn into gold but is a pile of sugar now.

I wish for non-corrupted wishes that I could wish for without any exceptions or strange behaviours.

Granted, but you've also just lost the game.

I wish I was a better producer.

granted. but you dont have any arms or legs
i wish for a big schlong

[billuf]

Granted, but you also have no balls.

I wish for a big fat sack of weed

[the artful dodger]

Granted, but you also have no balls.

I wish for a big fat sack of weed

Granted but it's just a garden weed.

I wish the day's where longer.

[NilsFG]

Granted, but you also have no balls.

I wish for a big fat sack of weed

Granted but it's just a garden weed.

I wish the day's where longer.

Granted. Night got cancelled and now it will be day for ETERNITY.

I wish for the whole DMZ backcatalog.

[DZA]

Granted, but you also have no balls.

I wish for a big fat sack of weed

Granted but it's just a garden weed.

I wish the day's where longer.

Granted. Night got cancelled and now it will be day for ETERNITY.

I wish for the whole DMZ backcatalog.

Granted but there so warped you cant play them

I wish for nothing

[karmacazee]

Granted but there so warped you cant play them

I wish for nothing

Granted, and so the Universe becomes a void of nothing, and everything stops existing.


I wish the Simpsons was as funny as it used to be.

[particle-jim]

Granted but there so warped you cant play them

I wish for nothing

Granted, and so the Universe becomes a void of nothing, and everything stops existing.


I wish the Simpsons was as funny as it used to be.

Granted, but it is now the only tv show there is, on permanent repeat for ever and ever

i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix

[djelements]

Granted but there so warped you cant play them

I wish for nothing

Granted, and so the Universe becomes a void of nothing, and everything stops existing.


I wish the Simpsons was as funny as it used to be.

Granted, but it is now the only tv show there is, on permanent repeat for ever and ever

i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix

Granted, but you learn how to mix with Ableton.

I wish I could afford a set of decks and serato.

[Pi-Krust]

double shizzle

[Pi-Krust]

i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix

Congratulations,thanks to your burgeoning gay porn career you can.I wish autotune had never been invented.

[collige]

i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix

Congratulations,thanks to your burgeoning gay porn career you can.I wish autotune had never been invented.

Granted, but T-Pain decided to sing over Mala tunes instead.

I wish that the DMZ back catalogue wasn't taken off Bleep.

[djelements]

i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix

Congratulations,thanks to your burgeoning gay porn career you can.I wish autotune had never been invented.

Granted, but T-Pain decided to sing over Mala tunes instead.

I wish that the DMZ back catalogue wasn't taken off Bleep.

Granted, but it has T-Pain vocals all over it.

I wish I could hear T-Pain vocals over Mala.

[particle-jim]

i wish i could afford a set of decks and serato so i could learn how to mix

Congratulations,thanks to your burgeoning gay porn career you can.I wish autotune had never been invented.

Granted, but T-Pain decided to sing over Mala tunes instead.

I wish that the DMZ back catalogue wasn't taken off Bleep.

Granted, but it has T-Pain vocals all over it.

I wish I could hear T-Pain vocals over Mala.

Granted, but mala only produces happy hardcore using garageband now
I wish i could get to sleep

[B_90]

Granted. But you oversleep and miss your job interview, and your butch lesbian girlfriend beats you becuase she cnt use your money on bandits anymore.

I wish for Holy valance to pour dr pepper on me

[particle-jim]

Granted. But you oversleep and miss your job interview, and your butch lesbian girlfriend beats you becuase she cnt use your money on bandits anymore.

I wish for Holy valance to pour dr pepper on me

Granted, you are then attacked by wasps
i wish my butch lesbian girlfriend would stop hitting me, the bruises are a bit frequent for me to explain away as being the result of my own clumsiness

[B_90]

Granted. But you oversleep and miss your job interview, and your butch lesbian girlfriend beats you becuase she cnt use your money on bandits anymore.

I wish for Holy valance to pour dr pepper on me

Granted, you are then attacked by wasps
i wish my butch lesbian girlfriend would stop hitting me, the bruises are a bit frequent for me to explain away as being the result of my own clumsiness

Granted. But then your butch lesbian girlfriends mother finds out about your foolish ways and takes you on the jeremy kyle show, were he mocks your whole family.

I wish for wasp sting treatment

[stayc]

Granted. But you oversleep and miss your job interview, and your butch lesbian girlfriend beats you becuase she cnt use your money on bandits anymore.

I wish for Holy valance to pour dr pepper on me

Granted, you are then attacked by wasps
i wish my butch lesbian girlfriend would stop hitting me, the bruises are a bit frequent for me to explain away as being the result of my own clumsiness

Granted. But then your butch lesbian girlfriends mother finds out about your foolish ways and takes you on the jeremy kyle show, were he mocks your whole family.

I wish for wasp sting treatment

Granted but you have to touch your mother in a sexual manner for it to work.
I wish people would stop lying when it's going to affect someone.