Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[B_90]

granted. But you grow a big nose.

I wish someone would explain themselves and make my life a million times easier/harder, but turns out not to be the latter

[Roflrilla]

Granted. But you get sand in your vagina during the process.

I wish Friday day-time went a lot quicker...

[badger]

granted, but all that happens when you get home is your usual evening in of messing around with internet code and wanking into a crusty sock over pictures of hatman

i wish you put that on a get darker stream sometime

[leebass]

Granted, but now you are a goldfish in a fishtank with a three second memory span, and it only goes quicker because you don't know what quicker means anymore or what a "Friday" is, you spend the rest of your life moping around at the bottom of a fishtank because nobody knows you are goldfish and nobody feeds you, as you try to eat the plastic pirate ship in your fishtank a piece of plastic mast punctures your stomach and you slowly bleed to death.

I wish i was a cat.

EDIT: too slow

[HRKRT]

granted, but you have been neutered.


i wish i had control of time

[Roflrilla]

granted, but you have been neutered.


i wish i had control of time

Granted, and you attempt to travel to the year 500 but accidentally press 5000 and you're swallowed up by giant sea creatures.

I wish the 3 minute egg was actually 3 minutes...

[grimesceneinvestigation]

granted,
but only in another dimension where 3 minutes can be compared to 5 hours in ours.

i wish i had a students job

[nousd]

granted
you now work in Macca's
and the student has your job headlining at DMZ

I wish I could express this mix of shameface & excitement.



(plus, I wish Herbalicious had talent)

[herbalicious]

granted
you now work in Macca's
and the student has your job headlining at DMZ

I wish I could express this mix of shameface & excitement.

Granted, but it's in the form of a 3 week erection.

I wish I had talent

[horse]

I wish I had talent

granted but it is a talent for performing deepthroat

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i wish i had a brand new car

[herbalicious]

I wish I had talent

granted but it is a talent for performing deepthroat

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i wish i had a brand new car

Granted, but it's a Lexus, and has had to be recalled.

I wish I had friends who'd want to go to DMZ, and would enjoy it as much as me.

[horse]

I wish I had talent

granted but it is a talent for performing deepthroat

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i wish i had a brand new car

Granted, but it's a Lexus, and has had to be recalled.

I wish I had friends who'd want to go to DMZ, and would enjoy it as much as me.

granted but theyre lepers so you spend the whole night outside trying to listen through the walls
except you leperous friends because the rough surface of the wall causes their ears to fall off

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i wish i could quit smoking cigarettes

[nousd]

I wish I had talent

granted but it is a talent for performing deepthroat

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i wish i had a brand new car

Granted, but it's a Lexus, and has had to be recalled.

I wish I had friends who'd want to go to DMZ, and would enjoy it as much as me.

granted but theyre lepers so you spend the whole night outside trying to listen through the walls
except you leperous friends because the rough surface of the wall causes their ears to fall off

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i wish i could quit smoking cigarettes

You will when you want to.

I wish everyone could hear the beauty in dubstep.

[Roflrilla]

I wish I had talent

granted but it is a talent for performing deepthroat

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i wish i had a brand new car

Granted, but it's a Lexus, and has had to be recalled.

I wish I had friends who'd want to go to DMZ, and would enjoy it as much as me.

granted but theyre lepers so you spend the whole night outside trying to listen through the walls
except you leperous friends because the rough surface of the wall causes their ears to fall off

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i wish i could quit smoking cigarettes

You will when you want to.

I wish everyone could hear the beauty in dubstep.

Granted, Mt Eden is now #1 in the UK and US charts and Jay Z is now warming up for him infront of 200,000 people crowds.

I wish Mt. Eden died in a drug fuelled gay sex orgy that spontaneously combusted whilst flying above africa

[horse]

I wish Mt. Eden died in a drug fuelled gay sex orgy that spontaneously combusted whilst flying above africa

Granted but you were directly involved in the drug fuelled gay sex orgy and died in plane crash
however mt. eden turns out not to be a guy but to be a really manly looking lesbian and you impregnated him/her
he/she somehow survives and carries the foetus full term - it grows and mutates into a monstrosity and takes over the entire african continent
the US goevernment calls in jeff goldblum to destroy it.

he does so by building a giant pod which will vapourize the beast once it is lured inside.
jeff however gets trapped in with the beasty and is subsequently transformed into a hybrid colossal lesbian mt. eden/roflrilla/goldblum monster

the monster rampages over the entire world decimating everything in its path.
the end.

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i wish i could fly

[Roflrilla]

I wish Mt. Eden died in a drug fuelled gay sex orgy that spontaneously combusted whilst flying above africa

Granted but you were directly involved in the drug fuelled gay sex orgy and died in plane crash
however mt. eden turns out not to be a guy but to be a really manly looking lesbian and you impregnated him/her
he/she somehow survives and carries the foetus full term - it grows and mutates into a monstrosity and takes over the entire african continent
the US goevernment calls in jeff goldblum to destroy it.

he does so by building a giant pod which will vapourize the beast once it is lured inside.
jeff however gets trapped in with the beasty and is subsequently transformed into a hybrid colossal lesbian mt. eden/roflrilla/goldblum monster

the monster rampages over the entire world decimating everything in its path.
the end.

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i wish i could fly

Granted, but you get hijacked by hackman

I wish I could grow 4 inches on my penis in 4 weeks for free

[LA_Boxers]

Granted. But it grows at a 90degree angle on the end of your current penis.

I wish for 3 kinder eggs.

[herbalicious]

Granted. But it grows at a 90degree angle on the end of your current penis.

I wish for 3 kinder eggs.

Granted, but they're still pretty evil.

I wish I had the DMZ back catalogue.

[jazzamataz]

Granted. But it grows at a 90degree angle on the end of your current penis.

I wish for 3 kinder eggs.

Granted, but they're still pretty evil.

I wish I had the DMZ back catalogue.

Granted.

But they're all scratched and warped from people sticking hot mugs of tea on them and leaving them by radiators.
Plus some of the covers have been ripped and used for roach paper.

I wish I had the money for a home studio.

[2manynoobs]

granted but you don't have a house

I wish I had a beer right now

edit: and don't say granted but it's cara pils. Come up with something better