First World Problems

[Sexual_Chocolate]

^new first world problems... never learned anything in school

[syrup]

lol.

i thought this was common knowledge

[EliteLennon117]

man don know about the great war ban

[garethom]

man don know about the great war ban

werent that gd m8

[Electric_Head]

I think the fact that he believed I had no teeth was a bigger laugh for me.

[nousd]

but didn't everybody lose their teeth during WW2
as a side affect of the bromide they gave troops to kill their libido?

if EH still has his teeth he must have missed out
and gone around rooting sex-starved women at marabi gigs in Capetown on his furloughs
no doubt his resultant offspring are, even to this day, second world problems

[Electric_Head]

I thought it was common knowledge I wasn't South African and that I actually lost my teeth in Nam.

Front Lines are a bitch.

[Johnlenham]

I forgot about that quote till this morning, cracked me the fuck up. Not only that but youd have to be around 65 to have even been born then, let alone around another 17+ years to be in national service hahaha


Pic of E_H I found at one of his south african raves in the 80s (The dates written backwards below the equator)

[Electric_Head]

Delete that now.
I've been keeping my secret all these years.

Shit I love those dogs.
Best tattoo I ever got.

[ezza]

^new first world problems... never learned anything in school

tbf it is in the past so knowing the date is hardly useful knowledge

[PinUp]

Stops you from looking like a chump on the internet though...

[particle-jim]

Shit I love those dogs.
Best tattoo I ever got.

I dont know why that made me laugh as much as it did

[Electric_Head]

It's because I'm funny.

[ascent]

^new first world problems... never learned anything in school

tbf it is in the past so knowing the date is hardly useful knowledge

did you actually go to school
I got Us in history in lower school and never cared / listened and I knew that
how retarded are you

[magma]

^new first world problems... never learned anything in school

tbf it is in the past so knowing the date is hardly useful knowledge

You're right, everything that happened before we were born was completely inconsequential.

Aren't you at, erm... University? Isn't a desire for learning a sort of pre-requisite, or do they just ask if you know the way to the @Bristol Oceana these days?

[magma]

D-Double Post

[Forum]

To be fair my degree was in History and the only date i can remember is 1066

[magma]

Dates aren't really very important, I think everyone was just a bit surprised when someone doesn't know the most famous one in the 20th Century. Is it really possible to live in Britain for ~20 Remembrance Sundays, 4 or 5 five-yearly anniversaries and the massive über 50 and 60 year celebrations in 1995 and 2005 and yet still think that someone on the Dubstepforum might've fought on D-Day?

At least he knows how to get free food from an all-you-can-eat, I guess. It's a brave new world.

[wub]

^new first world problems... never learned anything in school

tbf it is in the past so knowing the date is hardly useful knowledge

You are proof that exams are getting easier. I hope your 2:2 in Finger Painting does you well in life.

[ezza]

^new first world problems... never learned anything in school

tbf it is in the past so knowing the date is hardly useful knowledge

You're right, everything that happened before we were born was completely inconsequential.

Aren't you at, erm... University? Isn't a desire for learning a sort of pre-requisite, or do they just ask if you know the way to the @Bristol Oceana these days?

Yeah i am, it's pretty good. Not doing history though.

& fuck Oceana.