The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Johnlenham]

Im so tired of being tired and run down.
Havent slept properly since last sunday night and this cold/sore throat thing just keeps getting worse.
Thank god my boss is off ill aswell because my motivation levels to get stuff done is at about -9. So bad im activley avoiding contact with anyone and using "Ill do it tomorrow" to get out of doing anything atall.

Hopefully I get better over the weekend and being a misserble bastard is not much fun

[magma]

If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution

Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week.

Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...




Ryan - I'm the same this week. Coughing up all sorts of crap, sore throat... I don't feel terrible, just draaaaiined. Lia's been ill too... I'm blaming Luke, he makes a good scapegoat.

[wub]

If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution

Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week.

Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...

It's generally the psychos that let you put it in their bum.

Just sayin'...

[pikeymobile]

If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution

Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week.

Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...

It's generally the psychos that let you put it in their bum.

Just sayin'...

i can confirm this

[pikeymobile]

i mean i let people put stuff in my bum all the time

[magma]

If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution

Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week.

Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...

It's generally the psychos that let you put it in their bum.

Just sayin'...

Bumsex is so passe these days. I want a one-eyed chick that'll let me fuck her spare socket.

[pikeymobile]

magma have yu ever had a one handed girl wank u off with her stumpy wrist?

[Electric_Head]

If she's fit then i can think of an obvious solution

Unfortunately there's a reason I dated her younger sister and not her... tbh, she's always been mental too. She got dumped by her boyfriend just after I first got to know them because she'd left over 100 missed calls on the dude's phone in one night during his Fresher's Week.

Psycho doesn't even really start to cover it...

It's generally the psychos that let you put it in their bum.

Just sayin'...

Bumsex is so passe these days. I want a one-eyed chick that'll let me fuck her spare socket.

Or the wound on the back of her leg like in Crash.

[wub]

Trach ring sex.

Dun kno.

[Forum]

Sex is just better with someone you really hate

[magma]

magma have yu ever had a one handed girl wank u off with her stumpy wrist?

No, but a guy I know in Bristol plays the drums with his:



Def Leppard FALL BACK

[JTMMusicuk]

i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were

[magma]

i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were

I thought that tape got deleted.

[BNanni]

i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were

I worry about you.

[BNanni]

i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were

I thought that tape got deleted.

I worry about you too.

[JTMMusicuk]

i saw a video of a guy dressed as a woman fucking a cows skull and rubbing its intestines over him...that didnt look too nice though so please disregard this....as you were

I worry about you.

Many do...

[JTMMusicuk]

Just want to make it clear that i was not the man in the video...

[BNanni]

No, it was Simon

[JTMMusicuk]

efukt.com is a bad place

[magma]

Somerset is a bad place