ideas, tips for meeting women

[James Kofi]

coffee shops are THE #1 spot for peeps on the prowl

casual environment without the drunk judgement, watering holes for readers/writers/artists/students/musicians/etc. who may have hobbies on display (i.e. a good book you've read, a pair of headphones indicating he/she's an audiophile, etc.) that make the first approach easy, and always at least one cute dude or lady tucked away in the corner by themselves, looking lonely and ready for prince(ss) charming to come along for a chat over a nice latte


(my last relationship started in a coffee shop)

where's the submissive bitches at I don't want no Virginia Woolf reading PR lesbian who's gonna attempt to resist my iron will with topical sarcasm.

[noam]

coffee shops are THE #1 spot for peeps on the prowl

casual environment without the drunk judgement, watering holes for readers/writers/artists/students/musicians/etc. who may have hobbies on display (i.e. a good book you've read, a pair of headphones indicating he/she's an audiophile, etc.) that make the first approach easy, and always at least one cute dude or lady tucked away in the corner by themselves, looking lonely and ready for prince(ss) charming to come along for a chat over a nice latte


(my last relationship started in a coffee shop)

Everyone has their heads deeply in their laptops. Which to me completely contradicts the idea of going and sitting in a coffee shop. Why leave the house if you're gonna do exactly the same thing? And have to put on clothes. I don't understand those people.

cos sitting in the house all the time is dry...

if i actually had a laptop, i'd defo not sit in my room on dsf, i'd sit somewhere outside the house, where there's people and drinks to be paid for and covert masterbaaaashonz to be had

wait what...

[HamCrescendo]

im too much of a hipster to indulge in my hipsterdom. id rather read camus in my house and no one see (except my dad who'll promptly reccomend a SAS escape from hijazikakzistan book) than sit in a coffeeshop and read it waiting for someone to comment on how great shit i like is.

[noam]

i love hijazikakzistan this time of year...

[jaydot]

Clicked on some fit girls profile on a dating site, she likes Skrillex. Clicked off quicktime.

[particle-jim]

chatroulette

I know this was said in jest but I can't knock it tbh as I did actually meet my lovely lady on Omegle

[dickman69]

what kind of dick fuck goes to a coffee shop to sit around & listen to music on their laptop

poor ppl w/ no internet connection at home

if u want to go meet poor ppl go under a bridge

[jaydot]

chatroulette

I know this was said in jest but I can't knock it tbh as I did actually meet my lovely lady on Omegle

Nicely done!

[Gewze]

chatroulette

I know this was said in jest but I can't knock it tbh as I did actually meet my lovely lady on Omegle

Bet you had your peepee out and she didnt next you. Love at first sight

[SCope13]

When I first saw this thread I read "Today" as "Terpit" and I was confused

[ezza]

all about 'accidentally' unplugging your headphones on your 17" macbook whilst playing some music no-ones ever heard of

can't be in no starbucks tho, gotta be an indie organic vegetable/coffee shop

gets all the hipster gash

[SCope13]

[particle-jim]

chatroulette

I know this was said in jest but I can't knock it tbh as I did actually meet my lovely lady on Omegle

Bet you had your peepee out and she didnt next you. Love at first sight

Quite the opposite* we actually had a proper conversation and neither of us got naked
*though originally I had planned on gratuitous nudity

[Jizz]

what kind of dick fuck goes to a coffee shop to sit around & listen to music on their laptop

[Genevieve]

Why is it that all my top matches at OKCupid are anti-capitalist anarchists? I'm not kidding. That's the only type I attract at all. And while that doesn't bother ME, it does bother them a whole lot. They hate an-caps more than they hate the state.

I won't sell out my voluntaryismfor some mutualist pussy, though. Fuck that. Bitch betta claim ownership over the dique if she wants it.

[butter_man]

They make up half the poopulation. There should be tips on how not to meet them. They're everywhere!

[hugh]

you need to actually properly meet them, not just hang around in public cos then you seriously are just "prowling" and your motivation probably won't drive you.
If you join some kind of local social thing (dunno, book clubs or summat?) then you might actually meet someone worth getting to know who will actually give you the motivation to do something about it

[Terpit]

When I first saw this thread I read "Today" as "Terpit" and I was confused

u wot m8

[BonerJams04]

Clicked on some fit girls profile on a dating site, she likes Skrillex. Clicked off quicktime.

Lol who gives a shit
ur ridiculous m8

[ezza]

Clicked on some fit girls profile on a dating site, she likes Skrillex. Clicked off quicktime.

Lol who gives a shit
ur ridiculous m8

i dunno :/ she probably stands for everything thats wrong with the world