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nattynat · Post by **nattynat** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:14 am

claw wrote:new sig material about crab sex....

-- When Elvis shook his hips, girls went wild, and so it is that the sight of a male fiddler crab waving its single giant claw can send female crabs into a sexy swoon, according to a new study.
"I think that the long-range claw-waving signal is essentially saying, 'I'm a male Uca perplexa and I'm over here!,'" said Martin How, lead author of the study. "It acts as a beacon towards which receptive females can move."

Since the crabs equate above-the-horizon sights with predators, like birds, the females can sometimes mistake the male's waving for the movements of a hungry threat.
"This could be a good thing, though, in that it taps into the anti-predator response of females, causing them to freeze and direct their attention towards the displaying male," How said. "But it could also backfire and cause the female to run away."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gwet0JLuqWY
now ladies...tell me that doesnt get you just a little wet...

LOLz i cant believe you posted this!!! i thought u were kidding when you sent it to me earlier!! yous so sillly!

ps: where are my glow sticks alan? hahahah PLURRRRR. im coming to that rave in vegas, you watch.

von · Post by **von** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:16 pm

Delendi wrote:walk up green lanes in a skirt.

I've seen this personally. Its actually a joke ting.

The brazen swagger >>>>>>>>>>>>>

U need to be chatting up some blind rat with them materials there in 08.

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:32 pm

Von wrote:
Delendi wrote:walk up green lanes in a skirt.
I've seen this personally.

i bet you're glad you decided to knock the whole cross dressing thing on the head now aren't you?

von · Post by **von** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:35 pm

Yeah, i mean.. it JUST wasn't ME

My mum genuinely believed i had a sister.. and that she (my mum) went "crazy" during that whole 9 month period so she didn't remember a thing about it, and that i hated her (my sister a.k.a me in drag) so much i cudn't be in the same place at the same time with her.

It got too much work.

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:51 pm

Von wrote:It got too much work.

beauty is work

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:37 pm

I have a pimp cane with an ivory fist on the end of it and I'm about to start training for the olympic sharp shooting team..I just hope the olympics are still around then because I'm seriously going to need those endorsements.

Do they have a division for antique guns..I wonder..

Von - Do you think you could just like,.....hold me....for a minute.

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:14 pm

emotionally frustrated

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:57 pm

I'm going to do my math homework now..

claw · Post by **claw** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:04 pm

kamala wrote:

emotionally frustrated

/emocow

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:22 pm

My girlfriend has one leg. Whats the best sex position I should use to please her? I can't exactly cock her leg up, she only has one. How would I, please her cheese?

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:34 pm

blizz you're thirteen (going on thirty), stick in three and she'll probably tear open

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:26 am

claw wrote:
kamala wrote:

emotionally frustrated
/emocow

lick my emo pussy

misk · Post by **misk** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:53 pm

damn blizz, thats hot. i gotta get me one of them.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:59 pm

blizz, its rather simple really, you just have to use what is provided to you.

for example, her wooden leg. not only a handy lower limb substitute but also (if properly varnished) an excellent, and cheap, dildo.

as to cocking her leg that is easy, don't cock her good leg, cock her wooden one. Simply clamp it in a work bench which can be found at reasonably cheap prices in most DIY stores such as as B&Q.

psyolopher · Post by **psyolopher** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:24 am

eLBe wrote:blizz, its rather simple really, you just have to use what is provided to you.

for example, her wooden leg. not only a handy lower limb substitute but also (if properly varnished) an excellent, and cheap, dildo.

as to cocking her leg that is easy, don't cock her good leg, cock her wooden one. Simply clamp it in a work bench which can be found at reasonably cheap prices in most DIY stores such as as B&Q.

Wow, i never knew such brilliancy could come from you man!
respect!

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:38 am

fuck the wooden leg! take that shit off and rub the nub ftw !

claw · Post by **claw** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:31 am

FSTZ1 · Post by **FSTZ1** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:43 am

^^^^HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH/1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:42 am

haha thats a sweet pic, looks like there was a beer in the dudes left hand too... respect

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:31 am

my car is dirty enough for that right now.

too much driving around in the desert

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