1 random fact about you.

[BNanni]

Oh and i have a phobia of ham...

Wha bout bacon?

See now i know it's from the same animal, but it has a different feel and smell. Therefore thats ok.
But ham *shudders* that shit is wrong!

[firky]

i have done these things to my body...

left - baby finger, wrist and 3 metacarpals. sprained wrist, chipped elbow dislocated shoulder. torn muscles and ligaments.

neck/head - a few concussions, hyperflexcion of the vertabrae, torn muscles and ligaments.

right - broken collarbone, sprained wrist.

back - compressed vertebrae

legs - broken toes, chipped ankle, sprained ankle

Right hand - broken the metacarpals (palm) and phlanges (fingers)

Left hand - caught it in the breach of a rifle and tore out a chunk of skin

Chest - broken ribs (twice), stabbed myself on a branch mountain biking, still have an awesome scar

back - torn muscle

neck - whip lash

right foot - smashed it playing paintball and mangled it even more by continuing to run on it

legs - no damage just cuts and burns

nose - bit off by a dog and sewn back on, another scar

various other scars and small injuries about my person from mountain biking and paintball or just being a drunken twat. Massive scar that is slightly indented... stuck a cigarette on my arm and then a hot ember from a bbq

[::g-sus::]

Oh and i have a phobia of ham...

Wha bout bacon?

See now i know it's from the same animal, but it has a different feel and smell. Therefore thats ok.
But ham *shudders* that shit is wrong!

Thats a shame. I will fuckin murk some honey baked ham!

[the wiggle baron]

Oh and i have a phobia of ham...

Wha bout bacon?

See now i know it's from the same animal, but it has a different feel and smell. Therefore thats ok.
But ham *shudders* that shit is wrong!

I hope you dont mean cos its slimey or whatever? Cos if so...get some proper fucking ham lol Best not be no bait wafer shit youre talking about. God knows im pretty much scared of that shit too.

Oh yeah, and going back ages (@ spooks I think?) Yeah its true Used to proper fuck me up back in the day too. Now I just cant breathe in alot of situations and have to wipe my hands on stuff alot.

[BNanni]

Oh and i have a phobia of ham...

Wha bout bacon?

See now i know it's from the same animal, but it has a different feel and smell. Therefore thats ok.
But ham *shudders* that shit is wrong!

I hope you dont mean cos its slimey or whatever? Cos if so...get some proper fucking ham lol Best not be no bait wafer shit youre talking about. God knows im pretty much scared of that shit too.

Oh yeah, and going back ages (@ spooks I think?) Yeah its true Used to proper fuck me up back in the day too. Now I just cant breathe in alot of situations and have to wipe my hands on stuff alot.

Any type of ham!
But that 'proper' stuff, ya know from butchers. urgh!
I worked in a bakery where we sold ham, and i would actually feel physically sick everytime someone asked for it.
There would be people cutting it bare hands.
I had to wear gloves.
Went into work still half cut once, was asked to cut ham that day. Didnt even get through the first slice before i was running to the toilet to throw up.
That shit just pushed me over the edge.

[the wiggle baron]

Oh and i have a phobia of ham...

Wha bout bacon?

See now i know it's from the same animal, but it has a different feel and smell. Therefore thats ok.
But ham *shudders* that shit is wrong!

I hope you dont mean cos its slimey or whatever? Cos if so...get some proper fucking ham lol Best not be no bait wafer shit youre talking about. God knows im pretty much scared of that shit too.

Oh yeah, and going back ages (@ spooks I think?) Yeah its true Used to proper fuck me up back in the day too. Now I just cant breathe in alot of situations and have to wipe my hands on stuff alot.

Any type of ham!
But that 'proper' stuff, ya know from butchers. urgh!
I worked in a bakery where we sold ham, and i would actually feel physically sick everytime someone asked for it.
There would be people cutting it bare hands.
I had to wear gloves.
Went into work still half cut once, was asked to cut ham that day. Didnt even get through the first slice before i was running to the toilet to throw up.
That shit just pushed me over the edge.

lol madness. I would give all sorts of annoying questions like what actually makes pork ham? And...how are you with gammon? But, erm...that would leave myself fairly open to why plastic only becomes a problem when its circular and tied to something...ahem

Big up the mind. Does some funky shit when it wants to

[missedthebus]

You look absolutely fucking repulsive. And that is a fact.

seconded.

[BNanni]

I can touch gammon, but i aint a fan of eating it.
Jus' bacon and sausages. Lol

[parson]

i think you're all crazy

[BNanni]

Yeahhh

[::g-sus::]

I can touch gammon, but i aint a fan of eating it.
Jus' bacon and sausages. Lol

heh sausages

[BNanni]

How did i know THAT would be commented on!

[::g-sus::]

Well duuuuuh

[drokkr]

i have done these things to my body...

left - baby finger, wrist and 3 metacarpals. sprained wrist, chipped elbow dislocated shoulder. torn muscles and ligaments.

neck/head - a few concussions, hyperflexcion of the vertabrae, torn muscles and ligaments.

right - broken collarbone, sprained wrist.

back - compressed vertebrae

legs - broken toes, chipped ankle, sprained ankle

Right hand - broken the metacarpals (palm) and phlanges (fingers)

Left hand - caught it in the breach of a rifle and tore out a chunk of skin

Chest - broken ribs (twice), stabbed myself on a branch mountain biking, still have an awesome scar

back - torn muscle

neck - whip lash

right foot - smashed it playing paintball and mangled it even more by continuing to run on it

legs - no damage just cuts and burns

nose - bit off by a dog and sewn back on, another scar

various other scars and small injuries about my person from mountain biking and paintball or just being a drunken twat. Massive scar that is slightly indented... stuck a cigarette on my arm and then a hot ember from a bbq

nearly all mine are from mountain biking

oh ya, i broke rib in morzine/les gets

[kay]

Is it just pork ham or is it all types of ham too?

[mikey_g]

i hate feet

[j-sh]

what about billy bear ham?


on another note wtf is this shit?
as if my parents were trying to make me into man bear pig

[BNanni]

what about billy bear ham?


on another note wtf is this shit?
as if my parents were trying to make me into man bear pig

Again thats fine, it hasnt got the smell and texture of ham.
It's so wierd!

But if you saw me with ham you'd see how much it actually freaks me out

[lil-tee]

what about billy bear ham?


on another note wtf is this shit?
as if my parents were trying to make me into man bear pig

Again thats fine, it hasnt got the smell and texture of ham.
It's so wierd!

But if you saw me with ham you'd see how much it actually freaks me out

Do you hate ham more than Rake Yohn hates mustard?

[BNanni]

what about billy bear ham?


on another note wtf is this shit?
as if my parents were trying to make me into man bear pig

Again thats fine, it hasnt got the smell and texture of ham.
It's so wierd!

But if you saw me with ham you'd see how much it actually freaks me out

Do you hate ham more than Rake Yohn hates mustard?

Lol!
I'd say we're on the same level. But i dont get mad, i get sick.