Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[NilsFG]

Granted but your roof falls in from the weight of the snow, you get cold.

I wish I had the benefit of hindsight before doing something

Granted but you always see yourself dying. You become mad and kill yourself.

I wish I could fly, make myself invisible and go through walls (A.K.A. Ultra stalking powers)

[Pada]

Granted but your roof falls in from the weight of the snow, you get cold.

I wish I had the benefit of hindsight before doing something

Granted but you always see yourself dying. You become mad and kill yourself.

I wish I could fly, make myself invisible and go through walls (A.K.A. Ultra stalking powers)

Combo wishes don't count.

I wish I was less tired

[ketamine]

Granted, you're asleep in a permeant coma.

I wish I could get any girl I wanted.

[helix]

Granted, you're asleep in a permeant coma.

I wish I could get any girl I wanted.

Granted, you just don't want any.


I wish I could get a certain girl.

[ketamine]

Granted, but She turns out to be a He

I wish I was a famous and talented Dubstep musician

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

[helix]

Granted, but She turns out to be a He

I wish I was a famous and talented Dubstep musician

Granted. Sup Rusko?


I wish Rusko was still making his decent shit.

[AntlionUK]

Granted. Sup Rusko?


I wish Rusko was still making his decent shit.

granted, however he never releases anything and never plays out because he permanently looks like a llama.

i wish dmz would repress their back catalogue

[helix]

Granted. Sup Rusko?


I wish Rusko was still making his decent shit.

granted, however he never releases anything and never plays out because he permanently looks like a llama.

i wish dmz would repress their back catalogue

Granted, except DMZ is basically Circus.


I wish I never had to hear about Circus again.

[ketamine]

Granted, you are now deaf.

I wish I was a successful bodybuilder.

[sigbowls]

ok you get so buff that all the girls think its grose

i wish i had a big flat screen tv

[ketamine]

Granted, but all you can watch on it are reruns of Good Times



I wish The Apple Store would hire me

[HRKRT]

Granted but through working for them you realise that they are evil and trying to take over the world.

I wish the night im playing at tonight was likely to have more then 20 people in attendance.

[Pada]

Granted but through working for them you realise that they are evil and trying to take over the world.

I wish the night im playing at tonight was likely to have more then 20 people in attendance.

Granted but they thought it was an commercial house night and you get 200 request for insomnia and show me love.

I wish I had a voucher for free vinyl for life

[particle-jim]

Granted but through working for them you realise that they are evil and trying to take over the world.

I wish the night im playing at tonight was likely to have more then 20 people in attendance.

Granted but they thought it was an commercial house night and you get 200 request for insomnia and show me love.

I wish I had a voucher for free vinyl for life

granted, it's for someone else's life though

i wish i didnt have so much work to do today

[ketamine]

i wish i didnt have so much work to do today

Granted, you're fired.

I wish you had less crap in your sig...

[particle-jim]

i wish i didnt have so much work to do today

Granted, you're fired.

I wish you had less crap in your sig...

granted... it's all in your sig now and you can't remove it

[nousd]

Granted
but I wish I knew what you'd wished.