The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[particle-jim]

on my 21st it was the opening night of the play my ex was in. we'd split up like a week ago. she fucked the leading man for the first time that night, after i'd been to see her in the play like i promised cos i thought it'd be nice since i knew it meant a lot to her.

she's a top tnuc. top top tnuc.

Ouch man, allow that. On my 19th bday the bird i'd been with for 3 years fucked one of my best mates... then a few months later she got engaged to some next man and asked me to DJ the wedding

Shoulda done it and played pure depressing break up tunes

I was almost tempted to do it and just play the most obnoxious stuff i have and deliberately trainwreck everything, a death metal & footwork mix with a bit of klezmer thrown in for good measure perhaps?

[wub]

on my 21st it was the opening night of the play my ex was in. we'd split up like a week ago. she fucked the leading man for the first time that night, after i'd been to see her in the play like i promised cos i thought it'd be nice since i knew it meant a lot to her.

she's a top tnuc. top top tnuc.

Ouch man, allow that. On my 19th bday the bird i'd been with for 3 years fucked one of my best mates... then a few months later she got engaged to some next man and asked me to DJ the wedding

That is the perfect time to rip the audio from your sex tape with her and play it over the 'first dance' track.

[Johnlenham]

Yikes! some rough storys in here. Thankfully, unless ive repressed it I havent had a birthday like that..yet.

[Blenky]

on my 21st it was the opening night of the play my ex was in. we'd split up like a week ago. she fucked the leading man for the first time that night, after i'd been to see her in the play like i promised cos i thought it'd be nice since i knew it meant a lot to her.

she's a top tnuc. top top tnuc.

Ouch man, allow that. On my 19th bday the bird i'd been with for 3 years fucked one of my best mates... then a few months later she got engaged to some next man and asked me to DJ the wedding

Shoulda done it and played pure depressing break up tunes

I was almost tempted to do it and just play the most obnoxious stuff i have and deliberately trainwreck everything, a death metal & footwork mix with a bit of klezmer thrown in for good measure perhaps?

Mix the two ideas up. Gabba into I can't live if living is without you

[noam]

on my 21st it was the opening night of the play my ex was in. we'd split up like a week ago. she fucked the leading man for the first time that night, after i'd been to see her in the play like i promised cos i thought it'd be nice since i knew it meant a lot to her.

she's a top tnuc. top top tnuc.

Isnt that an episode of the popular channel 4 programe 'Friends' ?

tbf it felt like that at times, and i actually used to joke about it being like friends

there was 6 of us, 3 guys 3 girls, all mates at uni, started goin out with each other and splitting up with each other, then goin out again then splittin up again

way cool

[gwa]

basically leeds is another word for tsecni

[gwa]

i n c e s t

[particle-jim]

basically leeds is another word for tsecni

come to think of it the bloke that fucked my missus on my bday lives in leeds now...

[JTMMusicuk]

tbf it felt like that at times, and i actually used to joke about it being like friends

there was 6 of us, 3 guys 3 girls, all mates at uni, started goin out with each other and splitting up with each other, then goin out again then splittin up again

way cool

that sounds like the general crack in newcastle, theres not that many people so everyone knows each other and everyone ends up shagging their mates ex

[gwa]

it's true. the amount of birds i've slept with that my mates have later on slept with is for sure over at least 20.

[Blenky]

basically leeds is another word for tsecni

certainly feels that way around east sometimes

[magma]

Had a shit night sleep. Am now tired and moody..............have to go to away to Barcelona later with the girl I dont want to be with any more.

been there... went to spain with a bird who i really wanted to leave...was actually a really good holiday still
its pretty difficult leaving someone so soon after a good holiday though

Took my girlfriend to Australia for my 21st birthday, split up with her the week after we got back!

What is it about Australia? My housemate kicked her bloke out a week after they got back from Australia at the start of the year... they'd been going out about 4 years. Poor boy really didn't see it coming, either.

Remind me never to take a girl I like to the Antipodes.

[noam]

laptop clipping the end of youtube vids

[mIrReN]

fucking DICKS WORKING IN MY STREET WAKING ME UP FUCKING CUNNTS MY SLEEP IS SACRED

AND
AFTER 9 THEY FUCKING STOPPED CUNNTS AND AT 10 WHAM AGAIN AND EVER SINCE FUCKING SILENCE BUT NO LONGER
SYSTEM FULL THROTTLE

[magma]

My office desk has worn ANOTHER hole in the elbow of one of my shirts. I don't know what they finish this wood with, but it's emptying my bank account!

[Blenky]

My office desk has worn ANOTHER hole in the elbow of one of my shirts. I don't know what they finish this wood with, but it's emptying my bank account!

Fuck me, unless you work in an acid production facility that seems a bit ridic. Bill your work for the shirts

[magma]

My office desk has worn ANOTHER hole in the elbow of one of my shirts. I don't know what they finish this wood with, but it's emptying my bank account!

Fuck me, unless you work in an acid production facility that seems a bit ridic. Bill your work for the shirts

Never had it happen anywhere else but here.. it's happened to everyone at least once. Crazy!

Gotta be on guard for the rest of the day now... we have an unwritten rule that if an elbow-hole gets spotted, people sneak up to you, stick their little finger in it and rip it all the way up to your armpit. Never happened to me so far, but dude last week had to walk bare-chested to TM Lewin to get a new one!

[Blenky]

My office desk has worn ANOTHER hole in the elbow of one of my shirts. I don't know what they finish this wood with, but it's emptying my bank account!

Fuck me, unless you work in an acid production facility that seems a bit ridic. Bill your work for the shirts

Never had it happen anywhere else but here.. it's happened to everyone at least once. Crazy!

Gotta be on guard for the rest of the day now... we have an unwritten rule that if an elbow-hole gets spotted, people sneak up to you, stick their little finger in it and rip it all the way up to your armpit. Never happened to me so far, but dude last week had to walk bare-chested to TM Lewin to get a new one!

BANTAH

[JTMMusicuk]

someone did that to me to a hole in my jeans when i was out clubbing..i was walking around the club with one leg normal and one leg which was shorter than wearing hot pants

[Terpit]

Its a cruel world we live in