longest you ever went without sex, not counting yourself

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:29 pm

yong wrote:16 years, 5 months and 14 days.

Virgin!

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:31 pm

bright maroon wrote:
Stapleface wrote:
Dubloke wrote:the 15 years i was a virgin.....

I had some kid try to pay me $200 for sex once..that ended with me having to call the police..

checked bounced?

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:33 pm

bass hertz wrote:
bright maroon wrote:
Stapleface wrote:
Dubloke wrote:the 15 years i was a virgin.....

I had some kid try to pay me $200 for sex once..that ended with me having to call the police..

checked bounced?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:38 pm

Longest I've gone without since loosing my virginity is 7 months.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:40 pm

yong wrote:16 years, 5 months and 14 days.

You can count jelly mint

fergus222 · Post by **fergus222** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:48 pm

13 years, not counting virginity stage of life maybe about 8 months.

B_90 · Post by **B_90** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:56 pm

65 years

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:22 pm

I think post-count and duration of "dryness" is directly proportional.

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:32 pm

bass hertz wrote:I think post-count and duration of "dryness" is directly proportional.

makes sense I s'pose

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:33 pm

i used to be a christian youth leader so i didn't technically lose it till i was 22

so i probably waited longer than anyone on here

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:35 pm

i think i was 21

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:39 pm

Piston wrote:i used to be a christian youth leader so i didn't technically lose it till i was 22

so i probably waited longer than anyone on here

What made you turn to the darkside? (Or did you get married?

)

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:19 pm

The Acid Never Lies wrote:
Piston wrote:i used to be a christian youth leader so i didn't technically lose it till i was 22

so i probably waited longer than anyone on here
What made you turn to the darkside? (Or did you get married? )

haha far too much to go into on here man...i would say that i don't entirely disregard the notion of god and have held on to spirituality...i just have no time for dogmatic rules...i am 29 now so it's been a while and i actually just spent a while being single too...i stopped going to church in 2000....i went on my last christian retreat (had so many buddies..shame to lose em) in 2001 and that was it really...i have a massive box full of christian music in my spare room lol...maybe i'll use the worship cds for samples one of these days...some odd speaking on tongues on there

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:14 am

too long

(a time, that is)

parson · Post by **parson** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:43 am

i have had a number of loooong ass droughts

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:50 am

Piston wrote:speaking in tongues

This is exactly what I want to hear in a tune!

chester perry · Post by **chester perry** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:54 am

Does the corner of the sofa count?? If so about 20 mins.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:53 am

Had a dry spell for about 10 months.

DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:54 am

Depends if whores count as people

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:56 am

If you have sex with a hooker after she's fallen asleep, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

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