do you sniff nuts?

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:59 am

pikeymobile wrote:I often pull my foreskin back, rub around the area under my jeb end then smell my fingers to judge whether I need a bath or not

Dick cheese ftl..

This post makes me lol and cry at the same time.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:39 pm

wormcode wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:I often pull my foreskin back, rub around the area under my jeb end then smell my fingers to judge whether I need a bath or not
Dick cheese ftl..

This post makes me lol and cry at the same time.

You mean SMEGMA!!!

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:41 pm

pikeymobile wrote:I often pull my foreskin back, rub around the area under my jeb end then smell my fingers to judge whether I need a bath or not

AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH thats just fucked up

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:07 pm

DZA wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:I often pull my foreskin back, rub around the area under my jeb end then smell my fingers to judge whether I need a bath or not
AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH thats just fucked up

Don't wanna risk my missus getting a mouth full of nob cheese when I've had a lazy few days sitting around and letting sweat collect in... places

It's a fool proof test. Jews need not apply.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:51 pm

Isn't it funny how after you eat a bunch of pasta, your pee smells all sweet...

Sometimes when I sweat..my underarms smell like maple syrup..

Not after Indian food though..or meat..or onions..

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:02 am

my penis smells like a sweet pickel

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:06 am

signals wrote:my penis looks like a gherkin

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:07 am

..I just read this on CNN..

In fact, simply by smelling T-shirts that men had worn for two nights, women judged the odors of symmetrical men to be the most attractive, and the asymmetrical men's odors the least attractive, in one study.

symmetrical stinking men

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:10 am

bright maroon wrote:..I just read this on CNN..

In fact, simply by smelling T-shirts that men had worn for two nights, women judged the odors of symmetrical men to be the most attractive, and the asymmetrical men's odors the least attractive, in one study.

symmetrical stinking men

yea. I saw a whole documentary on this "mate selection process we supposedly do"
I think the game has changed over time.
If my pits could smell like Bill Gates wallet there would be a shit load of little Bass Hertz' running around.

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:11 am

bright maroon wrote:..I just read this on CNN..

In fact, simply by smelling T-shirts that men had worn for two nights, women judged the odors of symmetrical men to be the most attractive, and the asymmetrical men's odors the least attractive, in one study.

symmetrical stinking men

Aha, humans can detect all kinds of shit from sweat. Women's menstrual cycles can synch up to some other random birds just by smelling the sweat daily. It's probably more complex than that, but I remember reading a few psychology/physiology studies on it a few years ago

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:18 am

pikeymobile wrote:
bright maroon wrote:..I just read this on CNN..

In fact, simply by smelling T-shirts that men had worn for two nights, women judged the odors of symmetrical men to be the most attractive, and the asymmetrical men's odors the least attractive, in one study.

symmetrical stinking men
Aha, humans can detect all kinds of shit from sweat. Women's menstrual cycles can synch up to some other random birds just by smelling the sweat daily. It's probably more complex than that, but I remember reading a few psychology/physiology studies on it a few years ago

so women are like some kind of bleeding beast borg network. I knew I understood very little of women. now I understand even less.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:19 am

..women are synched to the moon..not to each other..

feminine products..they are perfumed

nothing weirder than going to your gay male friends home and finding him burning tampon scented candles..
gay subversion..so dark

collige · Post by **collige** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:24 am

bright maroon wrote: nothing weirder than going to your gay male friends home and finding him burning tampon scented candles..
gay subversion..so dark

You must have some weird friends.....

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:25 am

bright maroon wrote:..women are synched to the moon..not to each other..

LUNACY

Main Entry: lu·na·cy
Pronunciation: \ˈlü-nə-sē\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural lu·na·cies
Etymology: lunatic
Date: 1541

1 a : insanity b : intermittent insanity once believed to be related to phases of the moon
2 : wild foolishness : extravagant folly
3 : a foolish act

hayze99 · Post by **hayze99** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:23 am

bright maroon wrote:..women are synched to the moon..not to each other..

feminine products..they are perfumed

nothing weirder than going to your gay male friends home and finding him burning tampon scented candles..
gay subversion..so dark

sudden change of topic:

vaginas = werewolves

?????????

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:26 am

...they call it wolf pussy

..well, in the ghettos that I've frequented

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:39 am

bright maroon wrote:...they call it wolf pussy

..well, in the ghettos that I've frequented

once a month

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:42 am

uumm..I think you guys are doing it wrong..

It's not the girls that turn into wolfs..

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:48 am

bright maroon wrote:uumm..I think you guys are doing it wrong..

It's not the girls that turn into wolfs..

really... do you TRY to not make sense? That statement seems 100% contradictory to your previous posts.

morro_e · Post by **morro_e** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:02 am

what the fuck this thread is about!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

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