Bear Grylls Vs Ray Mears

[kins83]

I'd like to see them both airlifted into the middle of nowhere for a battle royale.

Mears would build his little camp and his snares and all that crap, but then Grylls would just kill him, eat him, and live happily in the camp that Mears worked oh-so-hard to build.

BEAR FTW.

[metalboxproducts]

Motherfucker survived a parachute accident using his spine to break his fall, and murders dangerous animals by the bucket loads. He may come from a posh background, and stay in fine hotels around the world, but his daily activities make him one of the hardest stnuc alive. He also drinks more of his own piss than anyone else on the planet.

And this is worthy of your admiration? Do you enjoy drinking your own piss?

[DZA]

Ray Mears winning

[metalboxproducts]

Ray Mears. Bear Grylls is a fucking cartoon. I get the impression that Mears would be doing what he's doing whether there was a camera in front of him or not... you think Bear Grylls does any of that shit for fun? He's just a well'ard circus performer.

Yeah, and not a very good one. I can't really take him seriously at all. He's all a bit "look at me and the disgusting things i eat" He probably got used to doing that stuff in initiation rituals at public school.

[magma]

Ray Mears. Bear Grylls is a fucking cartoon. I get the impression that Mears would be doing what he's doing whether there was a camera in front of him or not... you think Bear Grylls does any of that shit for fun? He's just a well'ard circus performer.

Yeah, and not a very good one. I can't really take him seriously at all. He's all a bit "look at me and the disgusting things i eat" He probably got used to doing that stuff in initiation rituals at public school.

Have you seen the South Park episode 'Fat Camp' where Kenny get famous for doing whatever gross things people will pay him for? That's Bear Grylls. He's a fucking whore... in fact, he probably does more degrading and morally questionable shit than most whores do. He'll finish his career by fucking a rhino live on telly and get ripped apart. Morons will say it was the best TV ever. The world will remember him for about 6 months and it'll probably lead to a few decent jokes going round the internet.

[DZA]

This shit just aint normal










Fucking tool

[DZA]

You just dont do that

[firky]

Ray Mears. Bear Grylls is a fucking cartoon. I get the impression that Mears would be doing what he's doing whether there was a camera in front of him or not... you think Bear Grylls does any of that shit for fun? He's just a well'ard circus performer.

Yeah, and not a very good one. I can't really take him seriously at all. He's all a bit "look at me and the disgusting things i eat" He probably got used to doing that stuff in initiation rituals at public school.

[metalboxproducts]

Ray Mears. Bear Grylls is a fucking cartoon. I get the impression that Mears would be doing what he's doing whether there was a camera in front of him or not... you think Bear Grylls does any of that shit for fun? He's just a well'ard circus performer.

Yeah, and not a very good one. I can't really take him seriously at all. He's all a bit "look at me and the disgusting things i eat" He probably got used to doing that stuff in initiation rituals at public school.

Have you seen the South Park episode 'Fat Camp' where Kenny get famous for doing whatever gross things people will pay him for? That's Bear Grylls. He's a fucking whore... in fact, he probably does more degrading and morally questionable shit than most whores do. He'll finish his career by fucking a rhino live on telly and get ripped apart. Morons will say it was the best TV ever. The world will remember him for about 6 months and it'll probably lead to a few decent jokes going round the internet.

[HamCrescendo]

Unlike alot of people here, I'm not a regular venturer into the jungle/desert. I used to like Ray Mears, but Bear Grylls is alot more entertaining. It's TV, I want to be entertained.

Ray Mears is good and all, but I dont think I'm honestly going to ever need his advice. Plus he uses up huge swathes of his show with dull stories that begin with "During the war..." (even if they arent about him they're still boring)



But +1 for Bruce Parry. Entertaining and informative, best of both worlds.

[firky]

Ray Mears survived a helicopter crash. Something Colin McCrae and his little kid couldn't manage.

RAY!!!

[nitz]

You lot are crazy bear am telling you BEAR

[metalboxproducts]

But +1 for Bruce Parry. Entertaining and informative, best of both worlds.

This.


Bear Grills?
He puts himself through pain and misery for money and the entertainment of others.That is (as Magma says) pretty much what a whore or a circus side show freak does, but the difference is, he has a fucking choice. Fucking moron. He clearly doesn't enjoy all the disgusting shit he eats so why does he do it. I think he is seriously mentally flawed.

[pk-]

Ray Mears would kick the shit out of Bear Grylls, skin and gut him using a piece of bark, use his bones to make a 3 bedroom house with hot and cold running water and then live off the flesh for 4 years.

[firky]

He calls himself 'bear' ffs, his real name is Edward. Ever met an Edward that wasn't a tnuc?

I have only met one Edward, an Edward Strickland and he put fists in his missus face. Edwards are stnuc and funnily enough that Edward had a pseudo name too because it is a universal fact that anyone called Edward is a tnuc.

[metalboxproducts]

And that name is stupid. It's clearly not his real name which means he or his production team CHOOSE it.
Actually the more i think about it the more im convinced it is just some massive prank.

[metalboxproducts]

He calls himself 'bear' ffs, his real name is Edward. Ever met an Edward that wasn't a tnuc?

I have only met one Edward, an Edward Strickland and he put fists in his missus face. Edwards are stnuc and funnily enough that Edward had a pseudo name too because it is a universal fact that anyone called Edward is a tnuc.

Damn. You got there before me.

Thats a funny story though. Well? The way you tell it is.

[Matt3r]

some mad disinformation on this thread. grylls was indeed in the SAS. The Territorial Army SAS. A fucking weekend warrior. He's full of shit, staying in hotels was just the tip of the iceberg.

Mears however, apparently trained the fucking SAS in survival techniques. How hard does that actually make him? Not suprisingly, for someone who was in the SECRET Air Service, he doesn't stick it on the top of his CV.

I'm not even voting.

[firky]

Yeah. I have heard Ray was an SAS instructor too but haven't been able to back it up so didn't mention it.

[karmacazee]

Ray Mears is quality, although his constant approval of any rank food as 'lovely' would get on my nerves a bit. Mate, that's slime soup cooked with squirrel testes, it ain't fucking nice and you know it.

Ray Mears knows true bushcraft, where as Bear Grylls just knows how to suck the juice out of a turd, basically.