Lemons

[firky]

Traditional English Lemonade is sold as 'imitation liquor' in some states in the US because it contains 0.2% alcohol. Meaning you have to be 21 or over to drink. It has to be true as I read it in the Metro.

[the dub lemon]

the fukk u talkin bout lemons is da shit. you'z a pussy mate. str8 pussy. str8 fassyhole. Bananaz iz da fruit of champeons. all that fassyhole citrus faggotry is for wastemen. come around my zone you fittin ta get BODIED. str8 BODIED.

fuck you!!!! yall muthafukkaz no where ta fynd mi.

I guess when I fukk ya girl she squirts lemon joos when she cum right? fukk outta here wit dat bullshyt!!!!

BACE-IK FAKTZ

Non-culinary uses



A lemon orchard in the Galilee of Israel.


Lemon in the process of ripening
Citric acid - Lemons were the primary commercial source of this substance prior to the development of fermentation-based processes.
Lemon battery - A popular science experiment in schools involves attaching electrodes to a lemon and using it as a battery to produce electricity. Although very low power, several lemons used in this way can power a small digital watch[7]. These experiments also work with other fruits and vegetables.
Sanitary kitchen deodorizer - deodorize, remove grease, bleach stain, and disinfect; when mixed with baking soda, lemon can remove stains from plastic food storage containers.[8]

YOU C DAT..... SANITATION. come wip the post-urinal dripp of ma floor u FASSY. clean the dried shit off the flor 2 whyle u at it.

now here's another FAKT

Usage in culture

Peels
The depiction of a person slipping on a banana peel has been a staple of physical comedy for generations. An 1898 comedy recording features a popular character of the time, "Cal Stewart", claiming to describe his own such incident, saying:[39]
Now I don't think much of the man that throws a banana peelin' on the sidewalk, and I don't think much of the banana peel that throws a man on the sidewalk neither ... my foot hit the bananer peelin' and I went up in the air, and I come down ker-plunk, jist as I was pickin' myself up a little boy come runnin' across the street ... he says, "Oh mister, won't you please do that agin? My little brother didn't see you do it."

YA GET ME.....my uses iz more praktikal than you faggotry fassyhole cum-stain-after-excessive-dick-yankin-to-pics-of-monica-lewinsky uses.



FUCK YOU.


pussy



fassy



post-urinal drip licker





FASSY

Fucking biter, find your own gimmick...the lemons got the fruit one locked down!

[magma]

Also while apples are pretty dope (freshl apple juice is the bomb) you can't really rank them higher thank raspberries, strawberries, pineapples, cherries or mangos.

THIS!!! Also grapes, watermelon and bananas...actually apples are shit.

Actually lemons are pretty shit too as you cant enjoy them on there own although my homemade Lemon + Honey + Rum combo did clear my sore throat last night...

Well, for a start, you're both dismissing a very, very important apple product..... CIDER.

Only cuntfucks like that band Feeder drink "cider from a lemon".

Now I have a Feeder song in my head and it's your fault, The Dub Lemon.

[magma]

Doublepost bizniz.

[the dub lemon]

Well, for a start, you're both dismissing a very, very important apple product..... CIDER.

Only cuntfucks like that band Feeder drink "cider from a lemon".

Now I have a Feeder song in my head and it's your fault, The Dub Lemon.

Fuck cider...it's all about larger & spirits.

[magma]

Well, for a start, you're both dismissing a very, very important apple product..... CIDER.

Only cuntfucks like that band Feeder drink "cider from a lemon".

Now I have a Feeder song in my head and it's your fault, The Dub Lemon.

Fuck cider...it's all about larger & spirits.

It's over between us. I thought I loved you, man.

[the dub lemon]

It's over between us. I thought I loved you, man.

You'll get over it and come back to me, you always do!

[Citrus Boy]

the fukk u talkin bout lemons is da shit. you'z a pussy mate. str8 pussy. str8 fassyhole. Bananaz iz da fruit of champeons. all that fassyhole citrus faggotry is for wastemen. come around my zone you fittin ta get BODIED. str8 BODIED.

fuck you!!!! yall muthafukkaz no where ta fynd mi.

I guess when I fukk ya girl she squirts lemon joos when she cum right? fukk outta here wit dat bullshyt!!!!

BACE-IK FAKTZ

Non-culinary uses



A lemon orchard in the Galilee of Israel.


Lemon in the process of ripening
Citric acid - Lemons were the primary commercial source of this substance prior to the development of fermentation-based processes.
Lemon battery - A popular science experiment in schools involves attaching electrodes to a lemon and using it as a battery to produce electricity. Although very low power, several lemons used in this way can power a small digital watch[7]. These experiments also work with other fruits and vegetables.
Sanitary kitchen deodorizer - deodorize, remove grease, bleach stain, and disinfect; when mixed with baking soda, lemon can remove stains from plastic food storage containers.[8]

YOU C DAT..... SANITATION. come wip the post-urinal dripp of ma floor u FASSY. clean the dried shit off the flor 2 whyle u at it.

now here's another FAKT

Usage in culture

Peels
The depiction of a person slipping on a banana peel has been a staple of physical comedy for generations. An 1898 comedy recording features a popular character of the time, "Cal Stewart", claiming to describe his own such incident, saying:[39]
Now I don't think much of the man that throws a banana peelin' on the sidewalk, and I don't think much of the banana peel that throws a man on the sidewalk neither ... my foot hit the bananer peelin' and I went up in the air, and I come down ker-plunk, jist as I was pickin' myself up a little boy come runnin' across the street ... he says, "Oh mister, won't you please do that agin? My little brother didn't see you do it."

YA GET ME.....my uses iz more praktikal than you faggotry fassyhole cum-stain-after-excessive-dick-yankin-to-pics-of-monica-lewinsky uses.



FUCK YOU.


pussy



fassy



post-urinal drip licker





FASSY

Fucking biter, find your own gimmick...the lemons got the fruit one locked down!

wtf, making new friends?

Bannanas died in the 80's with fricken Banana Man, Top Banana and Banarama. I know the retro look is back in but the fruit went moldy.. get fresh, get lemon fresh

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Taken from some website for the differences in limes n lemons:

•A lime has denser flesh than a lemon which makes it heavier. Limes contain more acid than lemons, and are more sour (but lemons are small, green and more bitter before they mature and then turn yellow and more sweet when they mature. So what's the difference between a lime and an immature lemon?)


•When put into a glass or bowl of water, a lime will sink to the bottom, and a lemon will float on the top. Could the difference in density be due to a difference in sugar content or a difference in lipid (oil) content? Lipids are less dense than water. Lemons are known for their lemon oil. Cut a lemon and feel the oil on the surface. A small, dense, green, immature lemon floats in water!

ALSO!