Blue Balls

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:44 pm

ketamine wrote:I got 'em. Discuss...

I thought you were a girl...

Anyway, I've had them and it hurts like fuck.

collige · Post by **collige** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:04 pm

drokkr wrote:
ketamine wrote:I got 'em. Discuss...
I thought you were a girl...

Anyway, I've had them and it hurts like fuck.

I see what you did there...

cyberneticghost · Post by **cyberneticghost** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:54 am

particle-jim wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:Srsly someone explain
its when ur getting with someone and for what ever reason it doesn't culminate in you blowing ur spuds, thus leaving you with aching balls... shit sucks

once was with this girl in a park round the corner from her house, went down on her till she climaxed then she went down on me (and she had some amazing technique, properly intense) and just as i was reaching the critical moment her mum phoned and told her she had to go home right away coz she was late for dinner, was left with sore nuts the whole journey home

That situation sucks. I mean if you were at home you could have just finished yourself off to avoid the pain, but you can't finish yourself off in a park. Well you can, but if you got caught you would have looked like a right weirdo.

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:06 am

cyberneticghost wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:Srsly someone explain
its when ur getting with someone and for what ever reason it doesn't culminate in you blowing ur spuds, thus leaving you with aching balls... shit sucks

once was with this girl in a park round the corner from her house, went down on her till she climaxed then she went down on me (and she had some amazing technique, properly intense) and just as i was reaching the critical moment her mum phoned and told her she had to go home right away coz she was late for dinner, was left with sore nuts the whole journey home
That situation sucks. I mean if you were at home you could have just finished yourself off to avoid the pain, but you can't finish yourself off in a park. Well you can, but if you got caught you would have looked like a right weirdo.

not to mention she lived in edgeware and i live bromley so it was a fucken looooong journey home

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:56 am

bump for my balls.

Phigure · Post by **Phigure** » Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:01 am

mine too

ball solidarity

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:33 am

ive never had it

BonerJams04 · Post by **BonerJams04** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:16 am

signals wrote:ive never had it

same. do thry actually turn blue?

Mason · Post by **Mason** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:22 pm

yh they go blue and swell up like twice the size if you dont ejac in 2 hours they burst

Samuel_L_Damnson · Post by **Samuel_L_Damnson** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:03 pm

sounds like a load of bollocks.

Kochari · Post by **Kochari** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:22 pm

particle-jim wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:Srsly someone explain
its when ur getting with someone and for what ever reason it doesn't culminate in you blowing ur spuds, thus leaving you with aching balls... shit sucks

once was with this girl in a park round the corner from her house, went down on her till she climaxed then she went down on me (and she had some amazing technique, properly intense) and just as i was reaching the critical moment her mum phoned and told her she had to go home right away coz she was late for dinner, was left with sore nuts the whole journey home

wtf man who answers the phone in the middle of giving head?

Mason · Post by **Mason** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:40 pm

could be the next client probably didn't wanna miss out on a customer

Today · Post by **Today** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:04 pm

that's not blue balls or cancer that's ur balls aching after u wank too much
that said, u should all always check ur sack for lumps once a month in the shower and see a doc right away if u have them whether they're painful or not

blue balls is if you didn't bust a nut but were totally supposed to. n it's not a myth shits real

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:01 pm

do girls get blue vaginas

SheepShagga · Post by **SheepShagga** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:56 am

inb4 blue waffle ^

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:04 am

SheepShagga wrote:inb4 blue waffle ^

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:14 am

ketamine wrote:i'd rather not burden you with details. lets just say "a whole lot of Nothing happened"

Dodged 20 years in jail m8

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:17 am

Genevieve wrote:
ketamine wrote:i'd rather not burden you with details. lets just say "a whole lot of Nothing happened"
Dodged 20 years in jail m8

Glad somebody bought it up.

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:30 am

Yeah I went through both pages practically knowing someone woulda made the same joke

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:52 am

where is kett anymawho?

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