The worst film you ever saw?
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
into the wild
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
i'll second that one. I'd rather watch my gran having sex than watch that shit again.feral witchchild wrote:Evil Bong, without a doubt.
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I'll third that one. Still funny to watch when your baked so you can laugh at how awful it is.miscreant wrote:i'll second that one. I'd rather watch my gran having sex than watch that shit again.feral witchchild wrote:Evil Bong, without a doubt.
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And it's such a good story too!HeavyUntitled wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0442933/
This is the worst film EVER it was like 4 hours long and yeah it was in 3D but it was still fucking shit
I knew the movie would be shit though, so I didn't want to ruin Beowulf for me.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
unlikely wrote:into the wild
shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup... oh good
HaHa, i enjoyed that. but at the time i wanted to become a hippy after reading "kool aid acid test" and grow my own grass to smoke with my elderberry wine....so.
Can see, looking back, the pretension in it.
Re: The worst film you ever saw?
A motley crew of tourists embark on a boat ride of the haunted Louisiana bayous where they learn the terrifying tale of local legend "Victor Crowley"; a horribly disfigured man who was tragically and accidentally killed with a hatchet by the hands of his own father. But when the boat sinks and the ghost story turns out to be real, the group tries desperately to escape the swamp with their lives...and all of their pieces.
Hatchet (2006)

edit: fuck knows what just happened to that image lol
Hatchet (2006)

edit: fuck knows what just happened to that image lol
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Bazzle09 wrote:A motley crew of tourists embark on a boat ride of the haunted Louisiana bayous where they learn the terrifying tale of local legend "Victor Crowley"; a horribly disfigured man who was tragically and accidentally killed with a hatchet by the hands of his own father. But when the boat sinks and the ghost story turns out to be real, the group tries desperately to escape the swamp with their lives...and all of their pieces.
Hatchet (2006)
edit: fuck knows what just happened to that image lol
That film is terrible. I know it's supposed to be a bit of fun and everything and not to be taken seriously but it was sooooo bad. The two girls who randomly lift there shirts and go "wooooooo" was beyond annoying. I'm all for tits and everything but just fuck off.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
The first 'Saw' film. If you like that shit you're a wasteman.
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d'brickashaw ferguson wrote:The first 'Saw' film. If you like that shit you're a wasteman.
Fuck up man if thats the worst film youve ever seen you must have a fucking hero of a movie collection.
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miscreant wrote:d'brickashaw ferguson wrote:The first 'Saw' film. If you like that shit you're a wasteman.
Fuck up man if thats the worst film youve ever seen you must have a fucking hero of a movie collection.
Gotta be honest ive never been a fan of any of the Saw films, wouldnt say there that bad though just did'nt think much of them. Final destination is utter maggot infested shit though.
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the artful dodger wrote:miscreant wrote:d'brickashaw ferguson wrote:The first 'Saw' film. If you like that shit you're a wasteman.
Fuck up man if thats the worst film youve ever seen you must have a fucking hero of a movie collection.
Gotta be honest ive never been a fan of any of the Saw films, wouldnt say there that bad though just did'nt think much of them. Final destination is utter maggot infested shit though.
Yeah all of them apart from number 1 have been bollocks but number 1 was a genuinely good film imo.
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Unfortunately to many.. the most recent...
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
miscreant wrote:the artful dodger wrote:miscreant wrote:d'brickashaw ferguson wrote:The first 'Saw' film. If you like that shit you're a wasteman.
Fuck up man if thats the worst film youve ever seen you must have a fucking hero of a movie collection.
Gotta be honest ive never been a fan of any of the Saw films, wouldnt say there that bad though just did'nt think much of them. Final destination is utter maggot infested shit though.
Yeah all of them apart from number 1 have been bollocks but number 1 was a genuinely good film imo.
Most film's tend to go down hill when they make a few, they never seem to think of any new ideas and the one's they do think of are corny as hell.
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lol, that looks greatyooamatwa wrote:Unfortunately to many.. the most recent...
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
Lawnmower Man 2.
Hands down the worst piece of film and the first time I walked out of a cinema.
Absolute garbage.
Hands down the worst piece of film and the first time I walked out of a cinema.
Absolute garbage.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?
Teenage Caveman. Although I saw it again stoned once and thought it may be, in fact, the greatest.
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actually thinking about the Alien films, I had a real hard time enjoying Alien ressurection,. basically, it was just... shit.
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kp mike wrote:actually thinking about the Alien films, I had a real hard time enjoying Alien ressurection,. basically, it was just... shit.
Yeah number 4 was pant's. number 3 was ok but not great. But the first two are all time classics!
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This, oh my god, I thought I dreamed that film. It's like if you took the little bits of acting you get in porn in between the fuck scenes and edited them together. And in true Larry Clark style it has kids taking their clothes off.curse wrote:Teenage Caveman. Although I saw it again stoned once and thought it may be, in fact, the greatest.
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