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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by unlikely » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:42 pm

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by miscreant » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:49 pm

feral witchchild wrote:Evil Bong, without a doubt.
i'll second that one. I'd rather watch my gran having sex than watch that shit again.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by rubixdub » Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:03 pm

miscreant wrote:
feral witchchild wrote:Evil Bong, without a doubt.
i'll second that one. I'd rather watch my gran having sex than watch that shit again.
I'll third that one. Still funny to watch when your baked so you can laugh at how awful it is.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by djelements » Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:04 pm

HeavyUntitled wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0442933/

This is the worst film EVER it was like 4 hours long and yeah it was in 3D but it was still fucking shit
And it's such a good story too!
I knew the movie would be shit though, so I didn't want to ruin Beowulf for me.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by thomas » Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:40 pm

unlikely wrote:into the wild


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HaHa, i enjoyed that. but at the time i wanted to become a hippy after reading "kool aid acid test" and grow my own grass to smoke with my elderberry wine....so.

Can see, looking back, the pretension in it.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by Bazzle09 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:03 pm

A motley crew of tourists embark on a boat ride of the haunted Louisiana bayous where they learn the terrifying tale of local legend "Victor Crowley"; a horribly disfigured man who was tragically and accidentally killed with a hatchet by the hands of his own father. But when the boat sinks and the ghost story turns out to be real, the group tries desperately to escape the swamp with their lives...and all of their pieces.

Hatchet (2006)



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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by kingldub » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:24 pm

Bazzle09 wrote:A motley crew of tourists embark on a boat ride of the haunted Louisiana bayous where they learn the terrifying tale of local legend "Victor Crowley"; a horribly disfigured man who was tragically and accidentally killed with a hatchet by the hands of his own father. But when the boat sinks and the ghost story turns out to be real, the group tries desperately to escape the swamp with their lives...and all of their pieces.

Hatchet (2006)



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edit: fuck knows what just happened to that image lol

That film is terrible. I know it's supposed to be a bit of fun and everything and not to be taken seriously but it was sooooo bad. The two girls who randomly lift there shirts and go "wooooooo" was beyond annoying. I'm all for tits and everything but just fuck off.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by d'brickashaw ferguson » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:36 pm

The first 'Saw' film. If you like that shit you're a wasteman.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by miscreant » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:54 pm

d'brickashaw ferguson wrote:The first 'Saw' film. If you like that shit you're a wasteman.

Fuck up man if thats the worst film youve ever seen you must have a fucking hero of a movie collection.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by the artful dodger » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:57 pm

miscreant wrote:
d'brickashaw ferguson wrote:The first 'Saw' film. If you like that shit you're a wasteman.

Fuck up man if thats the worst film youve ever seen you must have a fucking hero of a movie collection.

Gotta be honest ive never been a fan of any of the Saw films, wouldnt say there that bad though just did'nt think much of them. Final destination is utter maggot infested shit though.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by miscreant » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:00 pm

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miscreant wrote:
d'brickashaw ferguson wrote:The first 'Saw' film. If you like that shit you're a wasteman.

Fuck up man if thats the worst film youve ever seen you must have a fucking hero of a movie collection.

Gotta be honest ive never been a fan of any of the Saw films, wouldnt say there that bad though just did'nt think much of them. Final destination is utter maggot infested shit though.

Yeah all of them apart from number 1 have been bollocks but number 1 was a genuinely good film imo.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by yooamatwa » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:04 pm

Unfortunately to many.. the most recent...
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

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miscreant wrote:
the artful dodger wrote:
miscreant wrote:
d'brickashaw ferguson wrote:The first 'Saw' film. If you like that shit you're a wasteman.

Fuck up man if thats the worst film youve ever seen you must have a fucking hero of a movie collection.

Gotta be honest ive never been a fan of any of the Saw films, wouldnt say there that bad though just did'nt think much of them. Final destination is utter maggot infested shit though.

Yeah all of them apart from number 1 have been bollocks but number 1 was a genuinely good film imo.

Most film's tend to go down hill when they make a few, they never seem to think of any new ideas and the one's they do think of are corny as hell.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by mr. lizard » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:15 pm

yooamatwa wrote:Unfortunately to many.. the most recent...
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fucking dire
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by amick » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:21 pm

Lawnmower Man 2.

Hands down the worst piece of film and the first time I walked out of a cinema.

Absolute garbage.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by curse » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:30 pm

Teenage Caveman. Although I saw it again stoned once and thought it may be, in fact, the greatest.
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by kp mike » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:33 pm

actually thinking about the Alien films, I had a real hard time enjoying Alien ressurection,. basically, it was just... shit.

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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by the artful dodger » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:38 pm

kp mike wrote:actually thinking about the Alien films, I had a real hard time enjoying Alien ressurection,. basically, it was just... shit.

Yeah number 4 was pant's. number 3 was ok but not great. But the first two are all time classics!
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Re: The worst film you ever saw?

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:41 pm

curse wrote:Teenage Caveman. Although I saw it again stoned once and thought it may be, in fact, the greatest.
This, oh my god, I thought I dreamed that film. It's like if you took the little bits of acting you get in porn in between the fuck scenes and edited them together. And in true Larry Clark style it has kids taking their clothes off.
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