If I fail all my classes again this quarter...

[djelements]

I exaggerated a bit, but I was hella depressed. Passing Drawing 1 though, there's hope.

[tr0tsky]

tr0tsky's top tips for a happy university experience:

1) Stop posting on here so much.
2) Go to the library in the morning, read some papers, books, go to your lectures and classes.
3) In the night go to your student union.
4) Chat up a slutty 18 year-old posh rah girl and amaze her with your wit and knowledge.
5) Get her to yam you off in the fire exit.
6) When time is called at the bar go to a shit club and take shitty methadrone.
7) Take the girl from number 4 home.
Wake up and go to uni.
9) Repeat the whole process.
10) Be happy with the 3 years.

[Dead Rats]

Failing a fine art course? What, did you actually draw something good or something?

Suicide is for pussies.

[rez pez]

get off your ass and do some fucking work, everyone else does you lazy fuck

[Pistonsbeneath]

whatever happens happens man

just go with it...don't allow yourself to feel defined by your ability to fit into the system successfully...theres way more to you than that!

you just never know what things can lead to

[brasco]

you just never know what things can lead to

definatly this.

[NilsFG]

Everything's been said; don't jump and man up.

[dubluke]

passing your classes isn't everything in life mate, I failed every important exam I ever did and didn't go to uni and I've been in full time work ever since, I'm making decent money and having just as much fun as my mates who are studying and I'm not getting myself into debt by going to college, don't stress yerself man it won't be the end of the world

[hayze99]

You can chill with this kid:



You're enrolled in a university education - something which millions of people all over the world would love. If you have access to the internet you have access to skills + means + communication to get where you want to be . tl;dr: stop being a lazy fucking drama queen.

[deadly_habit]

high building, tie a noose in piano wire around your neck, get some super glue and glue hands to sides of your head, jump
congrats it now looks like you tore your own head off

[Lichee]

get off your ass and do some fucking work, everyone else does you lazy fuck

[djelements]

high building, tie a noose in piano wire around your neck, get some super glue and glue hands to sides of your head, jump
congrats it now looks like you tore your own head off

Oh shit that's pretty badass.

get off your ass and do some fucking work, everyone else does you lazy fuck

Also, I do the work, and still have fucking trouble. It's a hard course.

[djelements]

[djacroama]

If you fail - get a shit job for a year, save all your money and go see the world. A whole breadth of opportunities and experiences await you.

the baron speaks wise words!

this is what im doing, although ive been working shit jobs for 6 years and havent saved a penny, but thats me being a tard.... elements..... dont be a tard like me, save... SAVE...........save

[bandshell]

Stop being a fanny and do the work?

[capo ultra]

Brick walls that stop us doing what we want to do are good for us

They help us decide if we really want to succeed, or if we are meant to do something else

[bandshell]

Brick walls that stop us doing what we want to do are good for us

They help us decide if we really want to succeed, or if we are meant to do something else

[capo ultra]

glory days

[gnome]

get a gun

shoot gun in the air where people can hear it so they call the police

now you have to shoot yourself or get arrested and sensationalized by the media.

choose wisely.

I like this.

The only other option I've come up with is to hang myself from the bridge that goes between two of the dorm buildings.

You will need to understand how to tie the not correctly r you will die in extreme pain...Bad method. Oh and do don't it.

[gnome]

get a gun

shoot gun in the air where people can hear it so they call the police

now you have to shoot yourself or get arrested and sensationalized by the media.

choose wisely.

I like this.

The only other option I've come up with is to hang myself from the bridge that goes between two of the dorm buildings.

You will need to understand how to tie the knot correctly r you will die in extreme pain...Bad method. Oh and don't do it.