Kinder Joy

[WhosZena]

They look alright.. will keep an eye open.

Im not a big sweet fan but if anyone sees these in the UK you have to tell me



A friend brought them back from her holiday, they were beautiful.

Cybercandy have those. there's one in Brighton and I think one in Camden

Oooh, im going in town later.. will pick some up

[sirsnaf]

I've had a KINDER JOY in Croatia last year, tried to eat them every day before i came back to uk. one half toy, one half pant-wetting joy.

lots of 'Dip your balls in the white stuff, though real men take both at the same time' jokes to be made

gf bought me a packet of Choco Hippos the other day...




ate them all in one sitting. the last one, i ate whole nearly came in my pants

[lloydnoise]

I've had a KINDER JOY in Croatia last year, tried to eat them every day before i came back to uk. one half toy, one half pant-wetting joy.

lots of 'Dip your balls in the white stuff, though real men take both at the same time' jokes to be made

gf bought me a packet of Choco Hippos the other day...




ate them all in one sitting. the last one, i ate whole nearly came in my pants

OH YEEAAAHHH

That hazelnut paste shit is amazing. It premiered in the Bueno, continued with Happy Hippos and I feel is partly to thank for the Kinder renaissance we have enjoyed recently.
The Joy seems to have the best Hazelnut paste/Chocolate ratio of all the Kinder products but it still eludes me. I've literally spent over 15 minutes trying to find these online with no luck.
Any crazy europeans want to send me some? I can send any Ginsters or Pork Farms product + a tizer/irn bru/british canned drink of your choice.

[sirsnaf]

hazel nut paste in kinder-code for CRACK

[gnome]

Kinder are amazing. Can't go wrong with some milka but

[bjackman]

i genuinely thought this thread was gona be a fucked up paedo joke.. Kinder Joy is the most unnerving name possible.

[menacetosobriety]

They sell Kinder Joy round my way

bought one earlier on Leytonstone High Road

Expensive, cost me 99p

You only get a meagre amount of chocolate in it

I ain't even looked to see what the toy is


will stick with the cocoa Kinder Hippos

can buy boxes of five in the 99p shop

[lloydnoise]

Leytonstone High Road

nice1

[kidshuffle]

As delicious as Kinders are, there is only one chocolate egg I pledge my allegiance to:

[Shae]

Granted creme eggs are good but I need ATLEAST 2, i'm talking 3 is satisfactory... Easy have 1 at a time... Milkyway crispy rolls are bad, 8 for a fuckin quid at the pund shop, 6+2free, bbbbbbargain citayyyyy.... also kinder maxis are a regular, I remember gettin 8 for like 60p in tescos, yeah you fuckin heard me right fuckers, not the 25p you'd pay for one, but 8 of the glorious bastards for just 60p, I bought about 10 packs to stash up, tescos is sick sometimes, they had fudges with 15p on the wrapper going for 7p, yep 20 of those please... back int munchy days though, not had any proper munchies in ages all healthy shit, best bit of chocolate I have is nutella

[kruptah]

Kinder Joy's are so easy to find here in Canada.

[kidshuffle]

Kinder Joy's are so easy to find here in Canada.

I've never seen them

[lloydnoise]

Granted creme eggs are good but I need ATLEAST 2, i'm talking 3 is satisfactory... Easy have 1 at a time... Milkyway crispy rolls are bad, 8 for a fuckin quid at the pund shop, 6+2free, bbbbbbargain citayyyyy.... also kinder maxis are a regular, I remember gettin 8 for like 60p in tescos, yeah you fuckin heard me right fuckers, not the 25p you'd pay for one, but 8 of the glorious bastards for just 60p, I bought about 10 packs to stash up, tescos is sick sometimes, they had fudges with 15p on the wrapper going for 7p, yep 20 of those please... back int munchy days though, not had any proper munchies in ages all healthy shit, best bit of chocolate I have is nutella

bad situation man. I'm about to tuck into some Reeses cups..

[kruptah]

Kinder Joy's are so easy to find here in Canada.

I've never seen them

I just found out last night my aunt is a rep for Kinder and Tic Tacs.

Apparently their basement is filled with different types of KInder chocolates.

If anyone in the U.K. still needs a link I can source it. PM ME!