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Post by paolo » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:15 pm

I heard on the radio recently about a guy in Argentina who wanted the badge of his football team on his back. Unfortunately the tattooist supported that team's local rivals and drew a big picture of a penis instead (as you do). The guy found out when he went home to show his parents
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Post by daveldn » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:25 pm

paolo wrote:I heard on the radio recently about a guy in Argentina who wanted the badge of his football team on his back. Unfortunately the tattooist supported that team's local rivals and drew a big picture of a sinep instead (as you do). The guy found out when he went home to show his parents
Haha i read that, thats funny as fuck. Albeit i'd be pissed if it was done to me, but its funny as it wasn't me! I got a few tattoos, only regret one and that was my first one!

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Post by j_j » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:50 pm

i saw a guy with a Stone Island badge tattoed on his right arm...which was SO wack ........s.i badges r on the left too. :lol:

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Post by boomting » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:35 pm

i once heard of a guy who got a tattoo when travelling, later to find out it was wanker (or some kind of profanity) written in chinese across his chest. not sure if its true, but still quite funny.


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Post by sonar » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:22 am

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i think this lady sold her forehead as advertising space so her kids could go to private school or something along those lines?

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Post by *decibella~~ » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:36 am

awwww, my best friend when he was propa young went away to spain to live and work in this club he just turned 18, he wanted a tatttoo and thought 'whats the kool-est, hardest thing i can get' his meate egged him on....

he now has a tattoo of a tequila worm smoking a bong on his arm.... its REALLY bad
makes me laugh everytime i see it coz its so pathetic...

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Post by monsta » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:55 am

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Post by monsta » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:57 am

the 50cent one is 100 times gayer but still , this is pretty bad.


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Post by scarecrow » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:35 am

This is no joke, an old friend of mine got a tattoo saying 'Bollocks' on the
INSIDE of his lower lip, I know i know, apparently it did hurt, lol,
When asked why he did this, he showed me, we were in a pub, bit drunk, some twat came up to us talking shit, he just looked at him, and pulled his lip down, the dude looked kinda shocked and just walked away, no joke.
Same dude got the Japanese symbol or 'god' on his arm, only found out a year or so later that it actually meant 'dog', suited him better tho, :)

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Post by stormfield » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:57 pm

was in miami some years ago having a look around; there was this fierce-looking guy in the street all muscled-up and everything, with a chinese character tattooed from top of his shoulder down to his elbow.

It read "swine"

don't people at least check before getting one?
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Post by pavel » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:26 am

how about: butterflies and dolphins. UGH.

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Post by kidcazual » Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:11 am

knew someone who had born to win done on his neck , not to be outdone his mate had born to lose done the next day , and was like, WHAT? when the chuckles started
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Post by bob grommit » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:42 am

One of my good friends has this tattoo, maybe not the stupidest or the worst but pretty wild.:
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Post by inaya » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:18 pm

I've found a winner


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Post by delendi » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:14 am

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Post by selector.dub.u » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:11 am

This one is just weird:

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Post by BaronVon » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:57 am

paolo wrote:I heard on the radio recently about a guy in Argentina who wanted the badge of his football team on his back. Unfortunately the tattooist supported that team's local rivals and drew a big picture of a sinep instead (as you do). The guy found out when he went home to show his parents
Ive spent time in Argentina and that sounds like cause for murder.Those people are serious fanatics when it comes to football.I went to a Boca game,insane.The atmosphere was more hostile than a Millwall match.The tatooist must have been one hard mutha fucker. :o
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Post by joseph-j » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:14 am

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Post by mungo » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:34 am

inaya wrote:I've found a winner


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Its the incredible jimmy brown hulk winged resurrection tattoo..

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Post by inaya » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:20 pm

^ exactly :lol:

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