Getting too stoned

[Dead Rats]

yu gotta get out more fellas
traipse around midnight hills under the stars
get lost
have adventures and shit
fuck films & tv when you're wasted.

challenge yourselves a bit more i say.

Fuck off, mug, my fucking middle name is Adventure.

[subindex]

iv blazed ova a 1/8th today already and iv only been awake a couple of hours lol

[nousd]

Fuck off, mug, my fucking middle name is Adventure.

ah D.A. Rats is it?
Yeah right,
the most adventurous ting you've ever done
is worn your underpants twice.

[jazzamataz]

Getting lost in the woods (at night) when you're off your tits is NOT the one.

Walked through Richmond park once, high as a kite (again, at night) and I could have sworn a
deer was stalking me... all I could do was yell out "I don't even like venison!" and run like a bitch.

[Bledbox]

I've got a few great stories where both times I got chronically high and ended up with super powers lol

1st. time, got baked then went into my mates house, started playing around with his p.a to plug my keyboard in and managed to electrocute myself. Ended up with a paralysed hand for about an hour, and then everybody else (who was also stoned as hell) decided I must have electric superpowers. Don't want to explain it to much, because in my head its one of the funniest times of my life and won't seem as good written down lol

2nd. time I was on the verge of a whitey so went into the kitchen and drank as much orange juice as I could manage. I managed to beat the whitey but realised I was now in desperate need of a piss. Went to the toilet, but whilst I was in there something magical happened. I had an epiphany. My mind began running at superspeed and I literally thought about everything in the world in a matter of seconds, I solved all of the worlds problems in my head. It was the most amazing feeling ever and I came out of the bathroom proclaiming that I was in fact God haha

[JFK]

This:

Been a loooong time since I felt this way. Although, a while back, I was pulling an all nighter to finish an essay that was due at 10am. At about 6, I finished, and happily built a nice generous hash spliff, but nothing that would trip anyone out. The mixture of 500 red-bulls, a lack of sleep, and massive mind effort sent me sailing into a massive whitey. I had about 1 hour until I had to trek through London to hand in my paper, and was fucking sketching out. I did a couple jumping jacks, splashed some water on my face and embarked on a fucking terrifying journey.

And this:

a mate once had a total whitey sitting outside the Grasshopper in Amsterdam..... there was even sweat pouring from his arms.. I thought he was about to die, but I brought him back from the edge with an Orangina. Powerful stuff Orangina!

Made me lol harder than I have in a long time. Priceless

[yong]

yu gotta get out more fellas
traipse around midnight hills under the stars
get lost
have adventures and shit
fuck films & tv when you're wasted.

challenge yourselves a bit more i say.

that's what i do

[kidshuffle]

yu gotta get out more fellas
traipse around midnight hills under the stars
get lost
have adventures and shit
fuck films & tv when you're wasted.

challenge yourselves a bit more i say.

my favorite thing to do is take the longest bus ride possible to get me to the mall.

[nicenice]

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my favorite thing to do is take the longest bus ride possible to get me to the mall.

This is so fun. When I'm hi and I have to go soemwhere it will take me ages. I think buses, especially in London, are the perfect way to get to know the city.

[ENZA]

FUCKKK i been so stoned that i fell asleep before i got to my bad and cut open my face on the corner of my bed.

NOT FUNN