ATTENTION CHRISTIAN DUBSTEP MIXERS!!!!

[kaiori breathe]

"But I thought the idea was crazy, I mean who would go to a christian rave?"
About 12 people looks like.

you got there first

That christian rave looks about as fun as driving a spork into my urethra might be.

[palmer]

[green plan]

Midnight confession line. Holy shit balls that's funny. Please do a christian edit.

[legend4ry]

Am I the only person who wants to see a christian remix of Next Hype?

[deadly_habit]

Am I the only person who wants to see a christian remix of Next Hype?

next bless!

[collige]

is this how you guys dance in the church of dubstep (and in this case dnb)?

It's all about Baptazia!

[deadly_habit]

christian time!

[AL4228]

is this how you guys dance in the church of dubstep (and in this case dnb)?

was this thread serious? AND LMFAO AT THAT VIDEO

[ENZA]

is this how you guys dance in the church of dubstep (and in this case dnb)?

Lol cant ever imagine christian dubstep

[nowaysj]

Can't imagine why dubstep isn't already Christian?

[Hellomadame]

COME ON GUYS ! *sings* "Jesus is my friend ... JESUS is my only friend" SHIT I've been compromised >_<. Run JUDAH.

[daft cunt]

Christian dubstep doesn't sound so bad

[nowaysj]

[Ongelegen]

christian time!

[phrex]

Soundcloud


but i have to say in this context, that this thesis track is fucking brilliant and very spiritual

[Recessive Trait]

so they spend a couple of decades denouncing edm and all the depravity that goes with it, then, when they're sure that it's well and truly white-washed already, they jump into the fray with christian edm.

[JFK]

you know yr scanning through radio stations when you're out of town and something comes on and it just doesn't sound quite right, and then in comes the godawful thinly-veiled references to worship?

yr like, "wait, this sucks, is it, like... nickleback? collective soul? oh wait... wait... oh for fuck's sake, it's christian rock."

yeah please don't do that do dance music.

I love the idea of the presence of a shared center of this world, and i love music-- but put those both together with an acoustic guitar and some earnest vocals and it's 100% shitcan city.

i dare you to prove me wrong.

U mean this?

That looked and sounded like the gayest rave ever.

[narcissus]

this thread is brilliant

[daddy mchectic]

Todd Edwards made some pretty good god squad housey garage.



Soon come Future bible garage

[nastybobby]

The Devil has all the best tunes.Always has, always will.

I've never managed to work out which label he's putting 'em out on though?