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by ahier » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:14 pm
parson wrote:ahier wrote:parson wrote:ahier wrote:ive got HAIR growing on the SHAFT OF MY COCK, what are you gonna do about it?
i'm going to laugh when it becomes ingrown.
thats not gonna happen, im never gonna shave it so it wont become ingrown. im gonna grow it and dreadlock it, and so when i get an erection it looks like windchimes. maybe ill tie bells on the end of the shaft-hair dreadlocks so that they really do make beautiful tinkly music aswell. it also means i can make spider-like shadow puppets with my cock and scare young girls by laying it on their face in the night and rustling until they wake up, scream and try to strangle the spidercock
now i feel bad for picking on a kid with asperger's
Mary and Max taught me that "aspies" are complete and whole people :/
dude dont pick on asbergers kids, thats really mean. you spastic retarded blind downsyndrome flid leper. you fucking helen.
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by parson » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:14 pm
what are you trying to get and what would be ignored? chances are you're still not going to get anything, but i can give you a more accurate answer with more info.
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by *grand* » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:15 pm
parson wrote:*grand* wrote:And what do the people give you in return parson, or what is it that you gain from the people, as everyone uses everybody for some semblance of satisfaction in what ever context you wish to apply it to.
they give me love butter. and i spread it on my sex toast.
You are a strange man indeed, but i would imagine we would get on so so well.
Chea
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by parson » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:17 pm
just keep your hands off my toast
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by collige » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:17 pm
parson wrote:ahier wrote:parson wrote:ahier wrote:ive got HAIR growing on the SHAFT OF MY COCK, what are you gonna do about it?
i'm going to laugh when it becomes ingrown.
thats not gonna happen, im never gonna shave it so it wont become ingrown. im gonna grow it and dreadlock it, and so when i get an erection it looks like windchimes. maybe ill tie bells on the end of the shaft-hair dreadlocks so that they really do make beautiful tinkly music aswell. it also means i can make spider-like shadow puppets with my cock and scare young girls by laying it on their face in the night and rustling until they wake up, scream and try to strangle the spidercock
now i feel bad for picking on a kid with asperger's
Mary and Max taught me that "aspies" are complete and whole people :/
Asperger's on the internet is, most of the time, an excuse to gain attention and sympathy.
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by parson » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:19 pm
asperger's on the internet is the only way we get exposed to these freaks because they're too dickish to go outside so they sit at home and formulate opinions on everything based on what they see through the internet AND I GET SO ANGRY WITH THEM BUT NOW PHILIP SEYMORE HOFFMAN SAYS I GOTTA HAVE COMPASSION SO I'M LIKE FUUUUUUUUCK
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by the acid never lies » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:21 pm
Out of interest, how can you tell who does or doesn't get out much? Does getting out make you smart? Will acid make me psychic? Are you psychic? So many questions!
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by *grand* » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:21 pm
ROFL...
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by collige » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:21 pm
parson wrote:asperger's on the internet is the only way we get exposed to these freaks because they're too dickish to go outside so they sit at home and formulate opinions on everything based on what they see through the internet AND I GET SO ANGRY WITH THEM BUT NOW PHILIP SEYMORE HOFFMAN SAYS I GOTTA HAVE COMPASSION SO I'M LIKE FUUUUUUUUCK
Who in the fuck is Philip Seymore Hoffman?
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by parson » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:22 pm
the acid never lies wrote:Can I have a fulfilling acid experience if I don't believe in fairies?
totes. if you can go to a rave and get real into dancing without being conscious of the people around you, you can achieve all the highest meditative states described by buddha. but you're probably too dumb to figure out how to dance meditatively.
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by ahier » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:23 pm
alright i was only being aspergers cos none of you fucks was giving me sympathy after a difficult first day at work today, ive never commuted before and it really took it out of me, and i didnt know anyone so i couldnt make any offensive jokes there so i did it on the internet and it made me feel better, but now youve pulled me up about it.
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by parson » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:24 pm
the acid never lies wrote:Out of interest, how can you tell who does or doesn't get out much? Does getting out make you smart? Will acid make me psychic? Are you psychic? So many questions!
this isn't a fucking interview, jackoff. this is me giving you information. information about you.
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by the acid never lies » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:24 pm
parson wrote:the acid never lies wrote:Can I have a fulfilling acid experience if I don't believe in fairies?
totes. if you can go to a rave and get real into dancing without being conscious of the people around you, you can achieve all the highest meditative states described by buddha. but you're probably too dumb to figure out how to dance meditatively.
Score!
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by the acid never lies » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:25 pm
parson wrote:the acid never lies wrote:Out of interest, how can you tell who does or doesn't get out much? Does getting out make you smart? Will acid make me psychic? Are you psychic? So many questions!
this isn't a fucking interview, jackoff. this is me giving you information. information about you.
Oh...
Screw this I'm outie SUCKA!
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by parson » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:25 pm
ahier wrote:alright i was only being aspergers cos none of you fucks was giving me sympathy after a difficult first day at work today, ive never commuted before and it really took it out of me, and i didnt know anyone so i couldnt make any offensive jokes there so i did it on the internet and it made me feel better, but now youve pulled me up about it.
IT'S LIKE WATCHING A COLONY OF ANTS ACTING SURPRISED WHEN I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO
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by alien pimp » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:26 pm
by my standards, parson telling me i'm dumb means nothing
by parson's standards, him himself posting here the most means a lot
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by collige » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:26 pm
Alright, now I'm just confused.
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by parson » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:26 pm
I'M SURE YOU'RE USED TO BEING CONFUSED
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