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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by LA_Boxers » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:57 am

WatchYourStep wrote::lol: :lol:

I've had a couple of close calls, but can proudly say "no".
+1. Defo been close.

Does wanking on your girls back while she sleeps count as getting caught tho?
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by DRTY » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:58 am

LA_Boxers wrote:
WatchYourStep wrote::lol: :lol:

I've had a couple of close calls, but can proudly say "no".
+1. Defo been close.

Does wanking on your girls back while she sleeps count as getting caught tho?

After doing this, put the sheet on then when she wakes up she'll have a cape.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by the acid never lies » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:04 pm

Look em in the eye, finish off like a champ! Bhahahaa :lol:

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by faust.dtc » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:10 pm

DRTY wrote:
LA_Boxers wrote:
WatchYourStep wrote::lol: :lol:

I've had a couple of close calls, but can proudly say "no".
+1. Defo been close.

Does wanking on your girls back while she sleeps count as getting caught tho?

After doing this, put the sheet on then when she wakes up she'll have a cape.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by gwa » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:17 pm

faust.dtc wrote:
DRTY wrote:
LA_Boxers wrote:
WatchYourStep wrote::lol: :lol:

I've had a couple of close calls, but can proudly say "no".
+1. Defo been close.

Does wanking on your girls back while she sleeps count as getting caught tho?

After doing this, put the sheet on then when she wakes up she'll have a cape.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
lol many girls have been victim to my jizz on their back..
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by HRKRT » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:26 pm

its all about the danger wank

wanking in the train bog with the door unlocked
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Post by gwa » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:31 pm

you are weird
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by oli90 » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:35 pm

HRKRT wrote:its all about the danger wank

wanking in the train bog with the door unlocked

Wanking in an airplane toilet with the door unlocked.........whilst it's landing.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by crackf » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:43 pm

oli90 wrote:
HRKRT wrote:its all about the danger wank

wanking in the train bog with the door unlocked

Wanking in an airplane toilet with the door unlocked.........whilst it's landing.
wanking in your parents bedroom..... whilst they are asleep
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by kay » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:48 pm

crackf wrote:
oli90 wrote:
HRKRT wrote:its all about the danger wank

wanking in the train bog with the door unlocked

Wanking in an airplane toilet with the door unlocked.........whilst it's landing.
wanking in your parents bedroom..... whilst they are asleep
Wanking in a convertible with the top down

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by ashley » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:52 pm

Wanking in a communal swimming changing room with the door open

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by Genevieve » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:52 pm

Wanking with a sleeping woman's hands, at a feminist convention's restroom.
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by fretn » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:54 pm

Wanking on planes ftw!
also in class, only did it once though
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by HRKRT » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:54 pm

Genevieve wrote:Wanking with a sleeping woman's hands, at a feminist convention's restroom.

why is she asleep in the restroom?
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by ashley » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:54 pm

HRKRT wrote:
Genevieve wrote:Wanking with a sleeping woman's hands, at a feminist convention's restroom.

why is she asleep in the restroom?
Shitting so hard she got exhausted.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by HRKRT » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:54 pm

fretn wrote:Wanking on planes ftw!
also in class, only did it once though

IN CLASS!

thats a dangerwank win surely
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by fretn » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:59 pm

HRKRT wrote:
fretn wrote:Wanking on planes ftw!
also in class, only did it once though

IN CLASS!

thats a dangerwank win surely
I was 16, it was in one of those big study halls on a fridayafternoon. School ended and I always studied there for one hour (my parents made me do it). I suppose there were 50 people or so. And the teacher supervising was this hot one, short blond hair, a huge rack, lovely skirt, pretty face, nice ass; you get the picture. And it became too much so i took my rucksack and put it besides me. Luckily there were these huge wooden benches that were hollow, so i could camouflage it a bit. came in someones book haha :lol:
chazer wrote:most of visitors were shocked by horrible Zombys mixing skills (he didn't even try)
they called him "iPod in mask"
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by Genevieve » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:00 pm

fretn wrote:rucksack
I had to read this word over a few times.
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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by HRKRT » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:02 pm

fretn wrote:
HRKRT wrote:
fretn wrote:Wanking on planes ftw!
also in class, only did it once though

IN CLASS!

thats a dangerwank win surely
I was 16, it was in one of those big study halls on a fridayafternoon. School ended and I always studied there for one hour (my parents made me do it). I suppose there were 50 people or so. And the teacher supervising was this hot one, short blond hair, a huge rack, lovely skirt, pretty face, nice ass; you get the picture. And it became too much so i took my rucksack and put it besides me. Luckily there were these huge wooden benches that were hollow, so i could camouflage it a bit. came in someones book haha :lol:

thats brilliant, nice present for when the teacher marked it


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Post by fretn » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:02 pm

Genevieve wrote:
fretn wrote:rucksack
I had to read this word over a few times.
hehe :D, I know what you mean
chazer wrote:most of visitors were shocked by horrible Zombys mixing skills (he didn't even try)
they called him "iPod in mask"
:lol:

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