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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:47 am
by ekstrak
I was once sitting by a canal in 'dam talking about ninja with a mate. It occurred that a ninja who chose the dam as residence would have to tailor his skills to suit his environment. he would have to become a special kind of hybrid. He would have to be.....
" Underwater Canal Assassin "
christ.. this crazy fuck has grown gills for purpose. he's got special underwater-not-hurting-special-eye-technique locked DOWN ! he fuckin lives.. underwater.. he bides his time.. probably has his contracts tapped out to him by some mental form of morse. So you're relaxing, you're settling down yet just as you're letting your guard drop, thinking you're safe by this rather innocent looking canal,.. THAT is when he strikes.. the Canal Assassin.. he strikes and he strikes hard, quickly, accurately. then back he goes.. back into his canal. silent. no traces.. maybe a card with UCA marked on it. what a total badass.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:50 am
by RubiconMan
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:34 am
by paolo
^^^ This guy is impressive. But he'd be no match for
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:46 am
by metalboxproducts
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:50 am
by metalboxproducts
ekstrak wrote:I was once sitting by a canal in 'dam talking about ninja with a mate. It occurred that a ninja who chose the dam as residence would have to tailor his skills to suit his environment. he would have to become a special kind of hybrid. He would have to be.....
" Underwater Canal Assassin "
christ.. this crazy fuck has grown gills for purpose. he's got special underwater-not-hurting-special-eye-technique locked DOWN ! he fuckin lives.. underwater.. he bides his time.. probably has his contracts tapped out to him by some mental form of morse. So you're relaxing, you're settling down yet just as you're letting your guard drop, thinking you're safe by this rather innocent looking canal,.. THAT is when he strikes.. the Canal Assassin.. he strikes and he strikes hard, quickly, accurately. then back he goes.. back into his canal. silent. no traces.. maybe a card with UCA marked on it. what a total badass.
Loon
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:05 pm
by dj slums
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:23 pm
by crash fistfight
That is impressive
I bet he does that stuff all over the place to try and impress the girlies, I would.
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:09 pm
by parson
god bless you eks
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:09 pm
by dj slums
paolo wrote:hera wrote:gravious wrote:RickyRicardo wrote:
Actually, in the UK they were called "Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles".
Apparently "Ninja" was seen as too violent-sounding!
Fuckin censors eh? madness
oh my fucking lol.
I can confirm that this is true.
the ridiculous thing was, they were well obsessed with michaelangelos nunchuks (anyone remember em banning nunchuk scenes in bruce lee films until recently?)- i had a tshirt with michaelangelo on it, n they'd replaced his nunchuks with DAGGERS?!? and this is supposed to be safer than nunchuks?
they bringing a new films out though -cgi - and they are NINJAS!!
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:09 pm
by parson
yeah like kitana and sai are totally safe but those nunchuks will batter your skull!
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:55 pm
by jahtao
paolo wrote:Nice one gravsta! Here's some of my favourite ninja art
Respect
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:06 pm
by luca
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:02 pm
by prisoner
WHO GWAN TESS ME!!!
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:03 pm
by prisoner
P.S.
the original comics were/are the bizniz.
