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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by Shum » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:10 am

Best BJ I've ever had was from a shemale.
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by 3za » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:13 am

noam wrote:
3za wrote:
noam wrote:@ 3za >>> you'd hit that wouldn't you
Yeah...

With a fucking cricket bat.

...then have sex with it... right?
No way...

I would send it to this guy
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by boomstix » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:33 am

did you mean, if you had sex with a tranny/shemale would you tell people it was an accident?
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by Shum » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:44 am

3za wrote:
noam wrote:
3za wrote:
noam wrote:@ 3za >>> you'd hit that wouldn't you
Yeah...

With a fucking cricket bat.

...then have sex with it... right?
No way...

I would send it to this guy
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Shum wrote:Best BJ I've ever had was from a shemale.
Don't look at me mate, I'd get my cricket bat out as well if he/she came to me looking for a good time. :lol:
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by bright maroon » Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:22 am

What kind of sex are you having if you haven't really examined the important bits...
..with your hands at least...

and besides..if your ass bangin' a girl on the first round..you should be scared..

That would be WAY too open for my taste..

just sayin'..if I was a dude..
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by butt jolokia » Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:03 am

bright maroon wrote:What kind of sex are you having if you haven't really examined the important bits...
..with your hands at least...

and besides..if your ass bangin' a girl on the first round..you should be scared..

That would be WAY too open for my taste..

just sayin'..if I was a dude..


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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by collige » Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:07 am

bright maroon wrote:What kind of sex are you having if you haven't really examined the important bits...
..with your hands at least...

and besides..if your ass bangin' a girl on the first round..you should be scared..

That would be WAY too open for my taste..

just sayin'..if I was a dude..
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by butt jolokia » Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:43 am

collige wrote:
bright maroon wrote:What kind of sex are you having if you haven't really examined the important bits...
..with your hands at least...

and besides..if your ass bangin' a girl on the first round..you should be scared..

That would be WAY too open for my taste..

just sayin'..if I was a dude..
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by stappard » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:04 pm

butt jolokia wrote:
collige wrote:
bright maroon wrote:What kind of sex are you having if you haven't really examined the important bits...
..with your hands at least...

and besides..if your ass bangin' a girl on the first round..you should be scared..

That would be WAY too open for my taste..

just sayin'..if I was a dude..
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by dubmatters » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:12 pm

I reckon it happens far more than people are willing to admit. I'm so drunk some nights i don't even remember having sex with my girlfriend. Just by the large amount of drunk western tourists there are in countries like thailand surely having bum sex with a ladyboy happens quite a lot.
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by LA_Boxers » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:39 pm

Pink before stink surely????
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by pikeymobile » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:55 pm

I got bummed by a tranny once. Took me like 30 minutes to work out she was actually a man.
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by wub » Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:16 pm

Motorway to Roswell wrote:A mate of one of my mate's from school went on a lads on tour thing with some mates to Thailand. He was fucking what he thought was a woman, clocked it was a bloke and just carried on. Someone asked him about and he was just like "You live, you learn. Fuck it."

:Q:

I've heard the same mate of a mate story - added details of the shemale having a tug whilst he was pounding her/him.
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by noam » Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:33 pm

wub wrote:
Motorway to Roswell wrote:A mate of one of my mate's from school went on a lads on tour thing with some mates to Thailand. He was fucking what he thought was a woman, clocked it was a bloke and just carried on. Someone asked him about and he was just like "You live, you learn. Fuck it."

:Q:

I've heard the same mate of a mate story - added details of the shemale having a tug whilst he was pounding her/him.
did it cum in your mouth??
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by wub » Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:36 pm

noam wrote:
wub wrote:
Motorway to Roswell wrote:A mate of one of my mate's from school went on a lads on tour thing with some mates to Thailand. He was fucking what he thought was a woman, clocked it was a bloke and just carried on. Someone asked him about and he was just like "You live, you learn. Fuck it."

:Q:

I've heard the same mate of a mate story - added details of the shemale having a tug whilst he was pounding her/him.
did it cum in your mouth??
No, that would've cost extra.
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by noam » Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:19 pm

tight bastard.

THATS WHAT IT SAIDDDDDD!!!! OH NO HE DI'NT!!!!
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by kay » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:08 pm

pikeymobile wrote:I got bummed by a tranny once. Took me like 30 minutes to work out she was actually a man.
Would be difficult for him to bum you without a penis? Or did you just think it was a convenient dildo?
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by flyingointment » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:11 pm

butt jolokia wrote:if its pretty.. fuck it.
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Re: if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

Post by phrex » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:11 pm

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