Urban legends you heard when you were a kid

[johnkimble]

All about one guy's doings.

He is surely over 100 kg and maybe 2-4 cm taller than me (i'm 181)...

He has sailed the whole of Niagara Falls with a canoe in his hometown (did he drag the Niagara Falls area to his hometown or what?
This other summer he has attempted a bungee jump without a rope and it was succesful (yeaaaaah...)
While visiting his hometown the other summer, he drove with a Lada. It went over 100km/h


Theres loads more but cant remember most of them..

[nicenice]

Love people like that. Its bare fun going along with there stories and trying to catch them out.

One of the local slags was like that, although she never bungee jumped without a rope. Remember a funny story at the pub and we were talking about getting some md, she comes in half way through the conversation and tells us she can get some amazing md because he boyfriend grows it.

[jameshk]

she comes in half way through the conversation and tells us she can get some amazing md because he boyfriend grows it.

Retard of the year award goes to her.

[icanicant]

Award for the most ridiculous myth goes to...

Family go on holiday. Every day they go to the beach and every day they feed this little homeless dog. Eventually they grow to like it so much they decide to bring it home with them.
The parents go back to work and the kids to school after coming back but when they returned to the house their cats head has been bitten off by the dog!
They take it to the vet and it turns out to be a giant rat.

So many holes in this story which I did not realise as a kid lol

[Widowmaker]

slenderman.

that is all.

[crackf]

wasnt an urban legend but still pretty rediculous

kind of like in dead mans shoes my mates used to get a more suseptible boy to do stupid shit, like put a lindt up his bum n eat it, or drink some gone off milk

then some other guys had him round their house and filmed him suckin off a dog for some yoghurt, was on youtube for a while then it got taken down

[jameshk]

wasnt an urban legend but still pretty rediculous

kind of like in dead mans shoes my mates used to get a more suseptible boy to do stupid shit, like put a lindt up his bum n eat it, or drink some gone off milk

then some other guys had him round their house and filmed him suckin off a dog for some yoghurt, was on youtube for a while then it got taken down

Thats disturbing.

[helix]

The girl with no shame I was talking about in the other thread shat in a cat litter box on webcam.

!!!

[64hz]

wasnt an urban legend but still pretty rediculous

kind of like in dead mans shoes my mates used to get a more suseptible boy to do stupid shit, like put a lindt up his bum n eat it, or drink some gone off milk

then some other guys had him round their house and filmed him suckin off a dog for some yoghurt, was on youtube for a while then it got taken down

Thats disturbing.

[wubstep]

Not a myth.

When we were like 15, some guys I knew asked a younger girl to do all sorts of rare shit on a webcam and she agreed willingly. All I can remember is she put a coat-hanger up her bum.

Me & a mate also got accused of raping this crazy chick in the school dinner hall, at lunch time. Her 'tard family and the police were involved.

[WhosZena]

Along the same lines: Where some girl stuck Jelly Tots up her fanny and some guy eat them, the last one turned out to be a genital wart.
Try explaining that to ya doctor.

would silently laugh to myself whenever I saw anyone eating one

[crackf]

Along the same lines: Where some girl stuck Jelly Tots up her fanny and some guy eat them, the last one turned out to be a genital wart.
Try explaining that to ya doctor.

would silently laugh to myself whenever I saw anyone eating one

yea so many variations of that one, why would someone do that in the first place anyway, just adding that vagina taste to a perfectly good jelly tot

[wubstep]

I know two guys who did something similar with a Kit-kat and Fruit Pastilles. No wart involved.

[WhosZena]

Wouldn't it get stuck..

True story: some girl scraped out her ovaries with a screwdriver.
..Later she was noted for issues regarding mental health

[JemGrover]

Oh, thank fuck that Jelly tot thing is false, but SCRAPING OUT YOUR OVARIES WITH A SCREWDRIVER ..that's just... asjkfoasijdaodj

[Motorway to Roswell]

Everyone's heard the one about the guy on acid who thought he was an orange and tried to peel himself.

[kidshuffle]

anybody ever hear about "purple aki"?

AHA YES!

i've got some friends from the north west that said he was an urban legend when they were growing up, like the candy man. then it turned out he was real...!

He's on Wikipedia;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke

muscle touching ban lol

[WhosZena]

Oh, thank fuck that Jelly tot thing is false, but SCRAPING OUT YOUR OVARIES WITH A SCREWDRIVER ..that's just... asjkfoasijdaodj

Probably wasn't suitable to look after a little person anyway