Look at those luscious motherfucking biceps.
I've been waiting and designing a tattoo for a massively long time and never really got round to it. This wasn't any of the ones I designed.
The Truth
Will I regret it? Probably
Do I get moments where I'm like ohshitwhathaveidonetomybeautifulbody? Yes
Give a fuck right now? Not particularly.
Here's a long ass story you probably also don't give a fuck about:
The story is, my friend was put on a waiting list for a really long time for this artist, who flew in from LA. When he was getting it done, I was talking with the guy, and he asked me to bring down some of my sketches to see, since we got along pretty well. I mentioned I might want to get a tat. I went down with my mate the next day so he could take a photo for his portfolio, and just brought all my sketches and a big bunch of scrap, in the last moment, I grabbed the needle from my deck, just in case. After seeing the amazing work he did on my two mates, I was really starting to think about it. When I got there he was looking through all the stuff I brought and said "yeh, you should get that tatoo'd (the needle)". I said cool, and he replied with "yeh, I'll be ready in 15 minutes", to which I was like "whaaaat?" and started panicking a bit. He came back with the designs, and I told him I wanted it a bit bigger than life on my bicep. He ended up saying that for the same price he'll do it quite a bit bigger on my forearm. I got nervous and started dictating all the colours that I wanted it, etc, and he gave me a poker face and said "look dude, this is what I do for a living; do you trust me?", so I just rolled with it. The only thing I decided was the blue background.
tl;dr: My mate spent a long time on a waiting list for some big tattoo artist from LA. His tattoo came out amazing. When I went in with him the day after, I told the artist that I wanted to get tattood in the future . He then told me he'd be ready in 15 minutes. I battled with diarrhea the entire time it was being done
TADAAAAAA
