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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:46 pm

I'm currently taking a shit, just for you Firky :w:
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Duffman » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:51 pm

I'm currently on my third brew of the day and have have a nasty one incoming.


Tea does bad things to my bowels, and anything with milk really; I think I could be lactose intolerant :|
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by hasezwei » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:52 pm

i just had a poo and the first thread i see after refreshing snh is this one. hell yeah!
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Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:04 pm

Duffman wrote:I'm currently on my third brew of the day and have have a nasty one incoming.


Tea does bad things to my bowels, and anything with milk really; I think I could be lactose intolerant :|
This, brew in the morn with my breky ensures a drop to follow then another around mid-dayish. Oh and its Shave Shit then Shower for me.
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by noam » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:07 pm

all you shavers... PUSSSSEHHHHHSSSS

i shit

then i shower

but if i shave its before i shower... after i shit

but i wont pretend to have much of a routine

routines are irrelevant to my lifestyle
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by frank grimes jr. » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:19 pm

Just wrapped one up actually... third time today.
Will probably have one more too.

I typically have hot shaves in the evening, with a Bourbon.
I'm too grumpy in the morning to operate a blade.
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:23 pm

Such a southern gentleman, yet living in Boston :corntard:
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by capo ultra » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:26 pm

you need to shave after a shower so your skin is nice and pliable morans
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by sigbowls » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:27 pm

shavings for cigarettes
blazen the raisin
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by capo ultra » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:28 pm

beards are for hipsters, unemployed or people without girlfriends :)

delete where applicable
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by wolf89 » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:37 pm

Well I aint a hipster
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Liam92 » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:38 pm

I can feel one brewing, just knocked back a packet of hot peri-peri crisps and just about to have chilli, it's gonna be big
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by capo ultra » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:43 pm

I only shave cos I can't stand an itchy beard tbh makes me grrrrrrr
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by faust.dtc » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:52 pm

capo ultra wrote:beards are for hipsters, unemployed or people without girlfriends :)

delete where applicable
*feels face*

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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by HamCrescendo » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:56 pm

h8 when u hold one in for a while (last 10 minutes of tv progrom) sos its comes out fudgey gloop and sticks to your gooch


h8 dat
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:07 pm

danrev wrote:h8 when u hold one in for a while (last 10 minutes of tv progrom) sos its comes out fudgey gloop and sticks to your gooch


h8 dat
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by magma » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:08 pm

Poo before shower seems pretty common sense.

I got paid a tidy sum for pooing today.
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by frank grimes jr. » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:09 pm

magma wrote:Poo before shower seems pretty common sense.

I got paid a tidy sum for pooing today.
Pooping on the clock, our greatest human right.
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:09 pm

capo ultra wrote:you need to shave after a shower so your skin is nice and pliable morans
Shaving foam with moisturizer takes care of that.
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by noam » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:12 pm

wolf89 wrote:Well I aint a hipster
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