"The Rock"
You are cena fans #
You is drunk #
You can't smell what the rock is cookin #
You need to shut your mouth #
You have a reservtion at the SMACKDOWN HOTEL #
You don't get wet.......with an anticipation for the Rock #
You have blocked noses

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You do not know what the rock is cooking #
You need to visit the smack down hotel #
You are Pokemon. #
You were picking there nose. #
You fucked up your ferrari #
You had your Humvee stolen... #
You doesn't like this video.. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY DIDN'TLIKE THIS VIDEO!!!!!!! #
You don't have a fucking clue who The Rock is or are a fan of that... wait what is he called again? *brb looks on google* oh that's it... Jack Swagger? I feel sorry for the 245 people who don't worship the greatest sports entertainer on earth. #
You have the same haircut as the big show #
You are playing hide the Strudel with Triple H and The Coach! #
You are john cena fan #
You need to get hit by a rock n roll train #
You #
You missed your train #
You are no-life nerds

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You didn't have a good summer. #
You can't sing Sweet home Alabama all summer long #
You weren't good #
You didn't have your volume turned on! #
You are death metal fans... aaaiii sucks for them #
You are from the klu klux klan #
You are STILL not ready for this. #
You cant shuffle. what a shame #
You were not shufflin' when you watched this #
You are skags #
You Dont Know What REAL Music Is. #
Yous loves Justin Bieber and don't know what is real music. #
You won't do the fandango. #
You don't want Animal to find his parents #
You Are Just Gay.. #
You didnt like skipping responsibilities and playing videogames! #
You dont know what halloween is #