Most Embarassing Place You've Had An Erection

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:02 pm

ive been known to go to a "rockin joint" get a couple of heinekins in me , and drop a couple of roofies like its nothing , i have no idea how i ended up in the corner doing an impression of Babar.

"ro-hippidy-hop-you-aint-got-to-stop-nol"

marsyas · Post by **marsyas** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:09 pm

whilst getting a physical

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:22 pm

Product wrote:what about the most embarassing places you didn't have an erection?

Oh mate, ive got that one right there.
After about 2 hours talking, an hours messing around and 2 bottles of Rum.

product · Post by **product** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:41 pm

Thomas wrote:
Product wrote:what about the most embarassing places you didn't have an erection?

Oh mate, ive got that one right there.
After about 2 hours talking, an hours messing around and 2 bottles of Rum.

yeah i don't feel after a night of partying and drinking i should be expected to perform like a champ.

morning's always there though

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:06 am

Not if your all alone in the morning, and wake up to said bottles of Rum and an empty wallet

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:13 am

Thomas wrote:Not if your all alone in the morning, and wake up to said bottles of Rum and an empty wallet

You got mugged by pirates?

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:20 am

yes

It was horrible, they kepy refering to me as "Treasure"

parson · Post by **parson** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:16 am

whats wrong with being asleep

there has been occasions where i woke up having sex and it was kinda cool

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:05 am

Most embarrasing place?

Yer mum.

hera · Post by **hera** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:07 am

sometimes sleep sex is bomb. sometimes i prefer to remain sleeping and youre just gonna have to wait chump.

misk · Post by **misk** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:37 am

Yeah, one time i was totally exhausted and i was having sex with my girlfriend at the time... all of a sudden i fell asleep

she had to wake me up

good times... good times...

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:26 am

7 below wrote:
Misk wrote:in shonky's mouth.
Bet that cost you a bit.. highest rent in Brighton town (so I hear)

Well 2nd highest eh, 7

I had a strange dream where I was using a toothpick to remove spinach from my teeth - was that you Misk?

sizzla · Post by **sizzla** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:11 am

South3rn wrote:everything's bigger in texas you know
including egos.

nah, i used to be real shy, but after workin at the water park i became a total hoe. we developed this system that when a hottie was floatin bye we'd signal with 3 whistle blows to a guard up ahead that she was coming..if she was alone and there were no supervisors near by we'd jump in and get the cutie's number or hotel number since most of them were stayin at a near by condominium or whatever.

once a pack of cheerleaders went around checkin to see who had the biggest one and were taking pictures with their cellys. ha

we'd throw the best afterwork parties, of course i brought the dnb and what was then speed garage. damn those were good times.

prolly the best job i've ever had, except the sun is not good for you out here in Texas as temperatures are 80-100 year-long. so now i'm going to college

.rudetone. · Post by **.rudetone.** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:08 am

Thomas wrote:Is it incredibly rude for me to just straight up not believe you?

razer-wire · Post by **razer-wire** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:15 am

Misk wrote:in shonky's mouth.

^lol

djshiva · Post by **djshiva** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:17 am

hera wrote:
sizzla wrote:embarrassed? why hide it? girls will always look and get turned on no matter what they say.
false. it makes me put my guard up like ho lee shit this motherfucker is live right now. if women were naturally turned on by looking your cock there would be alot more male stripbar establishments.

the last time i was in a proper trendy hollywood hip hop club (2 or 3 years ago) i had some guys rub their shit on me like fucking savages so i dont go anymore. maybe it would turn me on if they was my man, unless i was asleep.

nahdamean?

HA! big up the hera for callin' out the BS.

if that's what you guys really think, it's a wonder you ever get laid at all...

misk · Post by **misk** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:30 am

sapphic_beats wrote:
hera wrote:
sizzla wrote:embarrassed? why hide it? girls will always look and get turned on no matter what they say.
false. it makes me put my guard up like ho lee shit this motherfucker is live right now. if women were naturally turned on by looking your cock there would be alot more male stripbar establishments.

the last time i was in a proper trendy hollywood hip hop club (2 or 3 years ago) i had some guys rub their shit on me like fucking savages so i dont go anymore. maybe it would turn me on if they was my man, unless i was asleep.

nahdamean?
HA! big up the hera for callin' out the BS. if that's what you guys really think, it's a wonder you ever get laid at all...

Im mos def not in that category.

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:05 am

Misk wrote:i was having sex with my girlfriend at the time... all of a sudden i fell asleep

she had to wake me up

note reference to girlfriend in past tense

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:47 pm

exposing myself tends to get me arrested.

rasdisone · Post by **rasdisone** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:20 pm

most embarassing place ive had an erection?
in a strange guy's ass on the bus

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