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Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:29 am
by pikeymobile
it was shooting out before i even realised i'd orgasmed

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 5:18 am
by jameshk
pikeymobile wrote:it was shooting out before i even realised i'd orgasmed
:Q:

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:48 am
by Soiree
acceptance is essential.

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:15 am
by psychedelicatessen
My fiance left me Christmas week. I was going to fly out to Texas with her and get married, but I bought new studio monitors the same day she left me. Moving on is hard as fuck (I was engaged for christ's sake!!!!) but from the moment she told me the news, I decided to move on. Never even said goodbye. Gotta move on. If you feel good, hold on to that. I may be drunk, but big ups man.

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:17 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
find her bestfriend.


get inside.

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:04 am
by NilsFG
Nevalo wrote:find her bestfriend.


get inside.
after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.

It will be really awkward.

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:11 am
by particle-jim
NilsFG wrote:
Nevalo wrote:find her bestfriend.


get inside.
after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.

It will be really awkward.
:cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:44 pm
by Killamike49
On a serious note though, i recently broke up with my girlfriend of like, all of high school. And by break up with, i mean she cheated on me. Now i have to see her joke of a boyfriend all the time. At first i was crushed, but honestly, if someone doesn't love/like/care about you moves on, fuck it. You'll probably miss her after the initial "i'm single" rush comes and goes, but then you'll feel like a fucking buddist monk when it comes to girls. I wish i knew how to do that ZEN thing wub always does. :hugegrin:

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:55 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
NilsFG wrote:
Nevalo wrote:find her bestfriend.


get inside.
after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.

It will be really awkward.
:lol: Potential for post of the year, already.

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:57 pm
by wub
Killamike49 wrote:On a serious note though, i recently broke up with my girlfriend of like, all of high school. And by break up with, i mean she cheated on me. Now i have to see her joke of a boyfriend all the time. At first i was crushed, but honestly, if someone doesn't love/like/care about you moves on, fuck it. You'll probably miss her after the initial "i'm single" rush comes and goes, but then you'll feel like a fucking buddist monk when it comes to girls. I wish i knew how to do that ZEN thing wub always does. :hugegrin:
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Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:28 pm
by kingldub
Fuck, don't even remember making this thread. I did indulge in a bit of self pity and heavy drinking last night but yeah, to be honest it's good. Think it became more convenience than anything else, went a bit stale like. i do have the flat to myself now though so it's all good.

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:30 pm
by wub
kingldub wrote:Fuck, don't even remember making this thread. I did indulge in a bit of self pity and heavy drinking last night but yeah, to be honest it's good. Think it became more convenience than anything else, went a bit stale like. i do have the flat to myself now though so it's all good.

Wash your bedsheets ASAP. None of that half arsed 'the pillow still smells of her' bullshit.

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:43 pm
by magma
wub wrote:Wash your bedsheets ASAP. None of that half arsed 'the pillow still smells of her' bullshit.
My last one was all about the clean breaks, so seeing as she wasn't going to be darkening my doorstep or appearing on my Facebook anytime soon I took the liberty of getting rid of *everything*... I'm not sure I've even got photos.

Easiest breakup ever, tbh. Recommended approach!

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:45 pm
by clifford_-
my ex still has my dmz 6th bday tshirt and a nice ralphy jumper :?

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:47 pm
by wub
clifford_- wrote:my ex still has my dmz 6th bday tshirt
Mate, that's not fucking on.

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:50 pm
by clifford_-
wub wrote:
clifford_- wrote:my ex still has my dmz 6th bday tshirt
Mate, that's not fucking on.
i know, she keeps saying her mums gonna drop my stuff off, never happens though, im fearing the worst.

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:55 pm
by Kochari
psychedelicatessen wrote:My fiance left me Christmas week. I was going to fly out to Texas with her and get married, but I bought new studio monitors the same day she left me. Moving on is hard as fuck (I was engaged for christ's sake!!!!) but from the moment she told me the news, I decided to move on. Never even said goodbye. Gotta move on. If you feel good, hold on to that. I may be drunk, but big ups man.
:w:

Least you got monitors hey

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:56 pm
by particle-jim
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
NilsFG wrote:
Nevalo wrote:find her bestfriend.


get inside.
after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.

It will be really awkward.
:lol: Potential for post of the year, already.

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:01 pm
by PinUp
clifford_- wrote:
wub wrote:
clifford_- wrote:my ex still has my dmz 6th bday tshirt
Mate, that's not fucking on.
i know, she keeps saying her mums gonna drop my stuff off, never happens though, im fearing the worst.
Just go to hers and demand it!

I have lost so many clothes due to fucking exes not returning them, i even saw one ex in my old hoodie the other day, asked her if i could have it back and she said she was cold so she needed to wear it! :roll:

Re: So my girl left me but....

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:07 pm
by say_whut
NilsFG wrote:
Nevalo wrote:find her bestfriend.


get inside.
after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.

It will be really awkward.
Fucking hell that cracked me up :cornlol: