Do You Ever Pull Your Pants All The Way Down to Go Pee?

unwind · Post by **unwind** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:07 pm

At home i piss sitting down. Nice and relaxing. Trousers go to just above the knees, unless shitting is required, in which case trousers go to the floor to give maximum leg spreading space. I find it gives you more pushing power for the really tough shits.

In public toilets just pull the waistband of my trousers down and whack him out over the top. Very rarely use urinals as I have a bit of a shy bladder http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shy_bladder. I normally aim for the water though unless it's night time and people are asleep. At least then they know you're pissing and not something else....

Shitting naked is SICK. Always do this before I have a shower when I get home from work. Straight off the shitter and into the shower

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:21 pm

just had the most disatrous shit ever...
got into the loo and sat down on the throne only to find that the seat was freezing. Then i did my bizness and turn round to realise the worst thing that could happen, no bog roll. had to shout out and have it brought in to me! Then when i got up there was a big smear on the porcelain, and no soap to wash hands with...
GRIM!

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:25 pm

Comfi wrote:I feel uncomfortable shitting naked, like before a shower or something.

This. I don't know why, but it really weirds me out.

wormcode · Post by **wormcode** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:26 pm

unwind wrote: Shitting naked is SICK. Always do this before I have a shower when I get home from work. Straight off the shitter and into the shower

Lol do you still wipe first, or just let the water do the work? A kind of walk-in bidet of sorts. Bonus if your shower head comes off and has different modes.

Today · Post by **Today** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:41 pm

u still wipe yer ass if it needs it... i hope
hahaha this fucking thread.

antipode · Post by **antipode** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:45 pm

im down with this thread

naked shit followed by beer shower

lick a shott

SunkLo · Post by **SunkLo** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:01 am

Smokin a bowl while on the bowl

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:23 am

dropping pants to ankles while taking a dump can result in urine soaked pants from the previous user

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:09 am

^^ that very almost happened to me at work yesterday. Honestly, I get that accidents happen in bars when people are pissed up, but who the fuck pisses all over the floor at WORK?!

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:37 am

magma wrote:^^ that very almost happened to me at work yesterday. Honestly, I get that accidents happen in bars when people are pissed up, but who the fuck pisses all over the floor at WORK?!

I used to be a clothing salesman back in the day.
Our shop was in a large upmarket shopping complex.
Needless to say walking out of the loo with sopping wet pants and having to work the rest of the day stinking of urine was not fun.
I`ve learned my lesson.

unwind · Post by **unwind** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:08 pm

wormcode wrote:
unwind wrote: Shitting naked is SICK. Always do this before I have a shower when I get home from work. Straight off the shitter and into the shower
Lol do you still wipe first, or just let the water do the work? A kind of walk-in bidet of sorts. Bonus if your shower head comes off and has different modes.

It depends really. If it's a nasty sloppy one then yeah I'll at least wipe once or twice first. There's something really not nice about the idea of having to wipe your own poo from your bum cheeks, even if it is in the shower. If my shower head came off like you said then I probably wouldn't need to do this but unfortunately I have a very boring shower.

didi · Post by **didi** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:19 pm

SunkLo wrote: When I shit sometimes I go full nude like if it's a long strenuous shit and I'm sweating.

Sometimes you just have to power through.

Today · Post by **Today** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:24 pm

thread needed a good bump.....
Sucks to drop your pants into a puddle of strangers' piss. and then wear them around for the rest of the day. if this happened to me while working at a clothes store i believe id hit the racks and the changing room.
so lads... who's copped dome whilst on the shitter

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:26 pm

while sitting on the shitter, yes.
while actually shitting, no.

Devry_Kaneda · Post by **Devry_Kaneda** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:26 pm

when you dont fully shake.

and then your leg is covered in piss.

FUCK THAT

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:29 pm

Devry[Kaneda] wrote:when you dont fully shake.

and then your leg is covered in piss.

FUCK THAT

Yeah and you probably have to wear more formal pants, don't you? Thats the worst. At least with black jeans, that shit never shows. Dress pants are the worst

Today · Post by **Today** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:30 pm

hahahaha pissed khakis are the worst

besides

pissed sandy chinos

Devry_Kaneda · Post by **Devry_Kaneda** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:34 pm

kidshuffle wrote:
Devry[Kaneda] wrote:when you dont fully shake.

and then your leg is covered in piss.

FUCK THAT
Yeah and you probably have to wear more formal pants, don't you? Thats the worst. At least with black jeans, that shit never shows. Dress pants are the worst

dress pants literally all the time

but what I meant was when you pull your pants back up, and it DRIBBLES DOWN YOUR FUCKING LEG AND THERE"S NOTHING YOU CAN FUCKING DO ABOUT IT

just thinking about it gets me mad.

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:43 pm

I was talkin about that too bruv. Those dribbles are one of the only things keeping me from wearing a tracksuit all the time...

SunkLo · Post by **SunkLo** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:44 pm

That's why you add an extra 3-5 seconds for full drainage at the end of your piss. Make sure you wring it out good.

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