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noam · Post by **noam** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:41 pm

i had a sick dream where i was riding a bubble across a bridge like it was a space hopper

goin faster and faster, weaving in and out of people, eventually felt like i was flying

i was constantly anxious that the bubble would burst from bouncing on the gravel

when it did burst i kept on flying in a seated position

ended up at the end of the bridge, and to get off the bridge i had to go through what seemed like a turret on a castle, and inside the stair cases were like an Escher style painting

then i needed to pee so i found a quiet place and pee'd against a wall

some of my friends were in the turret too, some of my friends i left behind on the bridge

i never made it out of the turret/stair-maze

seemed to obviously be a positive dream about a transitional period in my life right now

Raggles · Post by **Raggles** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:43 pm

Had a dream that I was licking my friend's ex-girlfirend's asshole.

Then I woke up.

What does this mean?

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:00 pm

You've been chatting shit?

minusworld · Post by **minusworld** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:26 pm

i keep having these weird dreams where my dog walks like a human , wears a suit and a hat and he comes and hugs me . pretty weird!

Viineri · Post by **Viineri** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:27 pm

minusworld wrote:i keep having these weird dreams where my dog walks like a human , wears a suit and a hat and he comes and hugs me . pretty weird!

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:30 pm

minusworld · Post by **minusworld** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:31 pm

that one even looks like my dog

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:34 pm

Now everyone is going to dream about dogs in suits sometime this week

saint1 · Post by **saint1** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:51 pm

My dream last night: In the process of robbing american express with some mates i noticed the girl that i like fighting some security guards, i joined in and the fighting sequence was in the same style as saints row 3. I then got with her.

WHY?!

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:31 pm

Hordes wrote:My dream last night: In the process of robbing american express with some mates i noticed the girl that i like fighting some security guards, i joined in and the fighting sequence was in the same style as saints row 3. I then got with her.

WHY?!

You need to go outside and stop playing games.

saint1 · Post by **saint1** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:44 pm

jameshk wrote:
Hordes wrote:My dream last night: In the process of robbing american express with some mates i noticed the girl that i like fighting some security guards, i joined in and the fighting sequence was in the same style as saints row 3. I then got with her.

WHY?!
You need to go outside and stop playing games.

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:00 pm

When a thought comes into my head that i don't want to think about, for example something i'm ashamed of or something i'm dreading, my brain copes with that by forcefully replacing that thought with a certain image. As I move through different stages of my life, the image I use changes. A long time ago it was being duct-taped to the ceiling and finding the situation amusing. At one point it was hang-gliding joyfully off a cliff or steep hill. During both of these phases it would also sometimes be falling from the sky and relishing the excitement. A recent one is being in possession of a rifle and being extremely skilled at using it but having no intent to use it maliciously.

AM I CASHEWNUTS?

B_90 · Post by **B_90** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:43 pm

Most of your responses are very funny but in most cases these dreams are just random meaningless events.

Toilet one, Are you late to work school a lot? (very interesting dreams give me more info)

I think one of you either has Aids or is extremely afraid of getting aids. I wont mention who though to save embarrassment (You know who you are)

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:02 pm

B-90 wrote:I think one of you either has Aids or is extremely afraid of getting aids. I wont mention who though to save embarrassment (You know who you are)

I'd hazard a guess to say it's the arsehole licking of an ex-partner one.

Raggles · Post by **Raggles** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:04 am

Pedro Sánchez wrote:
B-90 wrote:I think one of you either has Aids or is extremely afraid of getting aids. I wont mention who though to save embarrassment (You know who you are)
I'd hazard a guess to say it's the arsehole licking of an ex-partner one.

Viineri · Post by **Viineri** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:01 am

B-90 wrote:Most of your responses are very funny but in most cases these dreams are just random meaningless events.

Toilet one, Are you late to work school a lot? (very interesting dreams give me more info)

WHAT THE?!!! This is some freaky shit! (no pun intended)

Jizz · Post by **Jizz** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:53 am

a lot of my dreams end when an animal of some sort comes bounding straight at me to bite my head off. After seeing that dog in a suit a 100 times above im sure that my animal for tonight is gonna be him

RandoRando · Post by **RandoRando** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:24 pm

pedro what the hell,, that picture of the dog is disturbing as fuck and im try to go to sleep right now

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:13 pm

B-90 wrote:Most of your responses are very funny but in most cases these dreams are just random meaningless events.

Toilet one, Are you late to work school a lot? (very interesting dreams give me more info)

I think one of you either has Aids or is extremely afraid of getting aids. I wont mention who though to save embarrassment (You know who you are)

What a cop out.

saint1 · Post by **saint1** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:05 pm

JizzMan wrote:a lot of my dreams end when an animal of some sort comes bounding straight at me to bite my head off.

I get this a lot, last one was a polar bear

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