Closest you've come to being nicked?

[d-T-r]

being 15 and all of us deciding it was a good idea to roll in a phonebox cos it was dark. friend got caught, while other friend was being searched i dropped my joint against my leg and curved it so it wouldn't make an obvious bounce or anything. Stood on it the whole time while they searched and until they left.

Other multiple times with sniffer dogs in London. Casually (stupidly)blazing along the riverside and we walk right into like 5 police and realized last second. luckily i threw the almost finished joint before they notice but still reeked of it. Sniffer dog alerts them to us, has a sniff and then say we can go...then pulls me back and says apart from you

normal search routine, i tell them i had a smoke earlier in the day but have none on me. They believe me and let me go. The dog keeps barking though. Guess he could smell something inside my shoes

other times being chased doing Graffiti but running around a corner and going invisible with amazing hiding skills watching them run by. hiding in a persons front garden once and watching them run by.

[hayze99]

Plenty of run in's with the Spanish police, and luckily enough, none of them have ever resulted in anything so much as a merit - they take your shit and then let you go - too lazy to do all the paper work.

Have a couple crazy stories - one time they booked me for dealing (way way back when), brought me back to the police station, and they seemed to be having a party in one of the rooms around the corner, and kind of just left me in the hallway in handcuffs. Eventually they got my dad to come pick me up and let me - obviously the blokes who busted me just wanted to get off patrol and back to the party because I never heard about it again.

One time, when we were really young, me and my mates got shook down by undercover cops. They found some weed but held onto our phones and it started escalating, because they wouldn't give our stuff back. Eventually, a guy comes strolling through this alley, pulls out a badge, and asks whats going on. He catches onto the fact that these 2 guys were impersonating police, punches one of them in the fucking face, gives our shit back (minus bags of weed) and strolls off like a hustler.

The police to the west are notorious for being absolute villains though. Apparently they bumsearched my mate on the side of the road because he mouthed off to them.

[pikeymobile]

this one time i posted pictures of some drugs i bought up on an internet forum then my room mate grassed me up to the police

[JTMMusicuk]

this one time i posted pictures of some drugs i bought up on an internet forum then my room mate grassed me up to the police

[JBoy]

this one time i posted pictures of some drugs i bought up on an internet forum then my room mate grassed me up to the police

Quote of the day.

[hasezwei]

friday i was in a club badly needing a smoke so i asked a guy in the chillout area if hes got some weed he's like "yea just finish my joint its alright" when suddenly the security came and started searching the dude. i was terrified but for some reason just kept on smoking the thing sitting like half a metre away from them and they didnt seem to notice.
guy got away after they checked all his pockets turns out he just threw his baggy behind me so me sitting there pretending not to notice was actually the right thing to do.

no helicopters for me :/

[JBoy]

Got stopped by a sniffer dog unit at Victoria coach station. Tbh, the dog wasn't necessary because it was particularly stinky green and I looked blitzed.
Anyway, they took me to one side and while the woman officer was visibly drooling at the prospect of finding some illegal substances and helping rid the world of evil of weed, the guy searched my bag.
Thankfully i'm a super-stealth-you-can't-find-my-draw-coz-i'm-a-top-ninja kinda guy and had it hidden behind a panel in a hoodie that was nicely folded in my bag - the guy even took the hoodie out and searched the pocket but found nothing and folded it again
Made them fill out the stop and search form and also got them to call me Mr. ***** instead of my first name which they started out doing.
I then proceeded to merrily skip along on my way. The zoot when I got home was even better than usual

Also, been chased by a police helicopter. Long story, but I was on some MGS Snake business thinking about my heat signature and shit. Seemed to work though

Did you cover yourself in river mud like arnie in predator?

[Naan_Bread]

this one time i posted pictures of some drugs i bought up on an internet forum then my room mate grassed me up to the police

Came into thread to make this post.

Also, more details on helicopter story please.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

a few months a go, got picked up by my mates to go have a zoot on a hill that overlooks the bottom half of the city.

we pulled up to the parking spot but saw that the gates to the field next door were open, so we thought fuck it, lets parkup over there.

got baked, and just sat around chatting shit for an hour or so.

a few cars pulled up in the parking spaces, didint think much of em though

so we go to leave (whilst my mate decided to pull a hand brake or two before getting off the field)

the second we get on the road, all we see in the rear view is red & blue lights

we shat ourself, seeing as we we're all high as fuck & my mate had an ounce & 100+ pills ....

thankfully my mate acted repentant as fuck and he checked our ID for active warrents, then let us go.

[wormcode]

At about 2am, 2 friends and I were driving to get food. Totally trashed. I was driving but still ok as it hadn't kicked in much yet, anyway it was like 3 minutes away. On the way back, 4 cop cars rushed us and pulled us over, shining spotlights all over us. About that time it kicked in hard for me. We probably had about 10 pills between us. I had 3 in my pocket and we definitely smelled of weed. Who knows wtf one guy had on him, he was a shady fucker and more a friend of a friend. He has a bad police record.

They walked up, looked at me, peeked in, and all drove off. I don't remember if they even said anything.

Been a couple of other times, but that was the weirdest.

[JTMMusicuk]

this one time i posted pictures of some drugs i bought up on an internet forum then my room mate grassed me up to the police

Came into thread to make this post.

Also, more details on helicopter story please.

If your on about me then theres not much more to tell apart from that my mates aunty lived close by to the woods where we were blowing stuff up, apparently the police had rang around the neighbourhood asking people if theyd seen anyone with guns or hunting. We had hop over a small stream to get away from the dogs (it wasnt deep and had rocks to step across) and to get away from the helicopter the trees hid us pretty well so we managed to get out of the forest and run into someback streets where we hid for a bit. I was more bothered about the dogs then the helicopter tbh like. Police cars were circling the area for timeee haha mad times

[mrdii]

Pissing up a wall whilst drunk. Real bad ass I know!

These police were absoloutely power-bent though and nicked my mate for swearing at them and running off. Luckily I'd finished pissing about 10 seconds before they rolled up, otherwise I'd have about £80 less

[jameshk]

Clean sheet, I always abide by the law when i go to free parties and protest

[Samuel_L_Damnson]

One time I was walking through some short cut through a woodland after picking up a bag when a policeman jumped out of a bloody bush asking if i had any weed on me. I was like "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW!?" in my head but I kept a straight face(ish) and then somehow got into a conversation with him about people starting fires in public places and how I don't agree with that. After about 5 minutes he just said have a good day and wandered off.To this day I still wonder what he was doing in the bush though.

[Lichee]

we went for a fat smoke one time in my mates van for another mates birthday. On the way back (about 12am) my mate driving was sketching out, we saw the same police car twice, second time they were driving right behind us and my mate sketched out thinking they were following us and decided to turn around as quickly as possible and go the other way. So we drive down to this random pull in that was really dark, no way anyone would come down here and no one was behind us, our other mate who was in his car was driving a minute or so behind. We sparked up and the other friend driving behind us who came too rang me and said 'yo the police are pulling in right behind you they were in front of me'. The police somehow found us and pulled up in an abandoned layby in the dark whilst we had no lights on (i live in a small town). My mate decided to open his window, red eyed, big beanie hat and pyjamas on (he loves being comfy) and all the smoke plumed out. He waved at the police and said hello. There was this tense, awkward moment between him leaning back in the car and us hearing the police reverse and leave. We had an oz in the car between us. So fucking lucky.

Been caught buying alcohol for my mate who was 17 when i was 18. walked about 5 minutes from the shop and they just came out of a random doorway. They told me how i should get arrested for it bla bla and then just took me to the shop and i got a refund. Pretty sweet.

I don't smoke in public anymore and just will not buy anything for anyone under 18, both times seriously shook me up - just knowing that if they had just been feeling a bit less lenient or had checked that bit harder. Glad they weren't/didn't.

[JBoy]

Some of you in this thread are so gangsta.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Some of you in this thread are so gangsta.

[Lichee]

Some of you in this thread are so gangsta.

badman

[JBoy]

I honestly wouldnt want to meet any of you in a dark alleyway because id be so ruddy scared!

[Neptune]

I honestly wouldnt want to meet any of you in a dark alleyway because id be so ruddy scared!

would you like to share your experiences of nearly being nicked, JBoy?