Shaving Ninjas

SunkLo · Post by **SunkLo** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:38 pm

All about hot waxing the face. If you're nimble you can use an extra large strip and get your face and your scrotum all in one yank.

SunkLo · Post by **SunkLo** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:41 pm

Today wrote:also my butler doesn't drive
thats my chauffeur

I know right? Fucking plebeians.
I feel sorry enough as it is that the help has to have one job, can't imagine having two.

I take that back, I don't feel sorry. What's that feeling that makes you point and snicker? That one.

Blenky · Post by **Blenky** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:43 pm

If I shave down then stray hairs are left over and there is an incredibly uneven hair length. Shaving upwards has gotten rid of the problem. Plus i've cut myself less shaving upwards than downwards.

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:46 pm

shaving upwards and using them gilette 15 blade razors are what cause ingrowing hairs, spots and razor burn

cityzen · Post by **cityzen** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:48 pm

Very cold water on the face post-shave is the key.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:49 pm

Today wrote:also my butler doesn't drive
thats my chauffeur

right you are massa

PinUp · Post by **PinUp** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:51 pm

Shave with the grain and then against it to get it as smooth as possible, I only shave when my lady comes back from uni though!

Also shaving when you are really high is an amzing feeling!

hasezwei · Post by **hasezwei** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:52 pm

i shave downwards but i think im doing something wrong, i always have to use multiple razors for one shave which is fucking expensive. even the gilette 5 blade monstrosities dont help, after half of my face they're blunt like a spoon.
my beard isnt even that manly, heck i'm 19 and when i dont shave for a couple weeks i look more like a bum as opposed to osama bin laden (which would be badass).

i think its time for an electric razor once i got the money.

hasezwei · Post by **hasezwei** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:53 pm

oh and can someone tell me if electric razors/trimmers/whatevetheyrecalled are ballsack-compatible?

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:55 pm

hasezwei wrote:i shave downwards but i think im doing something wrong, i always have to use multiple razors for one shave which is fucking expensive. even the gilette 5 blade monstrosities dont help, after half of my face they're blunt like a spoon.
my beard isnt even that manly, heck i'm 19 and when i dont shave for a couple weeks i look more like a bum as opposed to osama bin laden (which would be badass).

i think its time for an electric razor once i got the money.

wierd

do you clean the blade?
shave, clean, shave, clean

do you have horse hair on your face or something?

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:57 pm

I don't shave

just trim my beard with a trimmer to a shorter length then do the sideburns with scissors when they get too bad.

when I used to shave though I always shaved down on my face but would go upwards on my neck a bit.

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:03 pm

I shave up and against the grain because I'm not a pussy. I don't think I've really cut myself shaving since I was 15.

How often do you "down" shavers shave anyways? I have to at least 3 or 4 times a week if I'm not growing my facial hair.

hasezwei · Post by **hasezwei** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:04 pm

Electric_Head wrote:
hasezwei wrote:i shave downwards but i think im doing something wrong, i always have to use multiple razors for one shave which is fucking expensive. even the gilette 5 blade monstrosities dont help, after half of my face they're blunt like a spoon.
my beard isnt even that manly, heck i'm 19 and when i dont shave for a couple weeks i look more like a bum as opposed to osama bin laden (which would be badass).

i think its time for an electric razor once i got the money.
wierd

do you clean the blade?
shave, clean, shave, clean

do you have horse hair on your face or something?

i do, and uh... maybe i do

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:09 pm

well there's your problem

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:53 pm

kidshuffle wrote: How often do you "down" shavers shave anyways? I have to at least 3 or 4 times a week if I'm not growing my facial hair.

bump

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:55 pm

yep 3-4 but I generally push 2 because no-one at work cares

jaydot · Post by **jaydot** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:59 pm

My beard grows like Wayne Rooney's. Go figure, I look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo after about a fortnight.

Blenky · Post by **Blenky** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:05 pm

hasezwei wrote:oh and can someone tell me if electric razors/trimmers/whatevetheyrecalled are ballsack-compatible?

This is relevant to my interests

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:11 pm

Electric_Head wrote:yep 3-4 but I generally push 2 because no-one at work cares

Damn, so you actually can grow shit. How do you not shave up then??? Its just so much quicker, and so much better. While shaving down I have to go over every spot at least two or three times to get a close shave.

Today · Post by **Today** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:20 pm

down then up

it is the only way

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