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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Efrafa11 » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:52 am

Cubicle wrote:Why are there so few female producers?

Women have a hard time with Reason and Logic.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by didi » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:14 am

Why was the compressor great at Muay Thai?

Because it had a hard knee
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Post by Electric_Head » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:28 am

Seriously, shot with a big gun.
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Post by Sonika » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:05 pm

Electric_Head wrote:Seriously, shot with a big gun.


:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:31 pm

Electric_Head wrote:Seriously, shot with a big gun.
bloody old man

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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by legend4ry » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:05 pm

Disaster struck at a local mine shaft today; luckily everyone escaped apart a flat minor
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Post by lloydy » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:07 pm

legend4ry wrote:Disaster struck at a local mine shaft today; luckily everyone escaped apart a flat minor
That has to be the worst music related joke ever ledge.
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Post by lloydy » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:10 pm

Q. Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
A. Because it can keep a steady beat and won't sleep with your girlfriend.
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Post by legend4ry » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:11 pm

lloydy wrote:
legend4ry wrote:Disaster struck at a local mine shaft today; luckily everyone escaped apart a flat minor
That has to be the worst music related joke ever ledge.
I couldn't remember how it was told to me exactly so I blagged it - I only remembered the pun.

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Post by lloydy » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:16 pm

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Could that be it?
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Post by legend4ry » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:21 pm

blabhdaubh yes!

This, is what happens when you get told various jokes in one day.
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Post by MKRUGGER » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:15 pm

Why was the drum so good at kick boxing? ....

..... Because it was a Kick Drum.

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Couldn't think of anything else.. Fuck it.
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Post by didi » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:26 pm

Q. Why did the TR-808 get disqualified from the boxing match?

A. Because one of its hits used a cowbell.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by JFK » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:37 pm

Why was the wave not invited to the party?



Because he was too square
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Post by therapist » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:46 pm

I didn't think page 2 could possibly be as bad as page 1.
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Post by Samuel_L_Damnson » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:07 pm

JFK wrote:Why was the wave not invited to the party?



Because he was too square
:cornlol: Terribly good somehow.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by dansheep13 » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:10 pm

What did the music teacher ask for in class?


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Post by Disco Nutter » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:17 pm

This reminds me of:

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive.

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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by didi » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:24 pm

dansheep13 wrote:What did the music teacher ask for in class?


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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bennyfroobs wrote:cool it vip is one of the best funky tracks of all time, hands down
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Agent 47 wrote:photek? who is photek

photek is my mate whos a house dj from london lol
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wolf89 wrote:Me and my mates play a game where we remember the worst or most obscure nu metal bands we can and listen to them when drunk
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by didi » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:33 pm

Q. What were the first two mixing consoles affectionately named?

A. Adam and Neve.
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bennyfroobs wrote:cool it vip is one of the best funky tracks of all time, hands down
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Agent 47 wrote:photek? who is photek

photek is my mate whos a house dj from london lol
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wolf89 wrote:Me and my mates play a game where we remember the worst or most obscure nu metal bands we can and listen to them when drunk
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