How to steal from an all you can eat?

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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:03 pm

one month into uni and you've already blown all your money, wow well done

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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by wormcode » Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:13 pm

I've done that several times too, just pack your box/bag full of food and walk out. Act like you're in charge and they won't even question. I've had 1 person question me, a hostess who threatened to call a manager. Yeah, im going to wait around for you to do that...
They are usually in so much shock they don't know what to say or do. She kept repeating it was against their policy, I just said it was against my policy to let them waste all that food by throwing it away in an hour, because that's what they do with most of it. Friend of mine has worked at a couple, after so many hours they make them throw stuff away and replace it, especially any meats.

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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by LACE » Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:49 pm

wormcode wrote:She kept repeating it was against their policy, I just said it was against my policy to let them waste all that food by throwing it away in an hour, because that's what they do with most of it.
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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by garethom » Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:52 pm

can you really just not have a couple of nights in just cotching and not going out rather than this desperate shit?

u clownin imo

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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by Today » Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:50 pm

lol in college me and my house mates used to visit a pantry once in awhile
pretty sweet deal, all you had to do was write your name on a list and you could fill a grocery bag with items
we all got bread, canned veggies, tea and coffee, crackers, pasta
not really much great food but good stuff for free
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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by kay » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:04 pm

Agent 47 wrote:@kay - they do everything, like everything. Even sushi & i fucking love sushi :U:
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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by dubstepper » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:28 pm

Ya bitches i got dull lazy/cheapman Bernard matthews turkey drummers and Mccain oven chips cooking.
Now i want sum chinese takeaway :(
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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by teamhobson » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:33 pm

Apparently its like a fucking zoo in there though. 2000 folk walking about and shit...
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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by volcanogeorge » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:35 pm

that'll just make it easier tho
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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by JBoy » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:43 pm

lol get a grip you tramp

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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:54 pm

Agent 47 wrote:Thinking lining a back pack with a tesco bag is the best way?
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i hope you get arrested.
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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by wormcode » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:11 pm

Nevalo wrote: :cornlol:
i hope you get arrested.
More people should do it really. It's sickening how much food they just toss out, maybe they should be arrested for that lol.
You'd think they'd at least give stuff to a soup kitchen or something, and some probably do, but the big restaurant chain places are usually so worried about lawsuits or anything from people becoming ill from food (even faking it) that it's mandatory to throw stuff out or into compactors even if it's obviously fine.

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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by noam » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:26 pm

like Wormcode said the easiest and always the best way of racking is just confidence and ignorance

food places you just walk in get a shit tonne of food, like pile up 4 or 5 plates on your table and literally stick it in a plastic bag and fuck off, easy peasy

just walk out the door

by the time they clock if they even do clock you're gone, as long as it isn't connected to a security team that works in a shopping arcade/centre you're sweet

we use to raise somerfield/sainsbury's/co op in headingly/hyde park all the time, only got clocked once and my mate ran in and pushed the security guard out the way so i could run to my escape

took an entire shopping trolley full of booze once, just walked straight out with. like. a. bawse.

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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by dubstepper » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:28 pm

wormcode wrote:
Nevalo wrote: :cornlol:
i hope you get arrested.
More people should do it really. It's sickening how much food they just toss out, maybe they should be arrested for that lol.
You'd think they'd at least give stuff to a soup kitchen or something, and some probably do, but the big restaurant chain places are usually so worried about lawsuits or anything from people becoming ill from food (even faking it) that it's mandatory to throw stuff out or into compactors even if it's obviously fine.
it's a shame coz so much good could come from all the wasted food, but yeh with all the laws these days people don't wanna risk losing thier jobs giving food away.
i remember buying this tramp dude a mc donalds meal down west london coz he was sitting outside looking dirty n hungry as hell. The guy was over the moon that i got him a quarter pounder meal. I treat people how i'd like to be treated back and i like to think that if i was homeless some1 would do the same for me.
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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by noam » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:32 pm

oh and you crazy if you think they throw that food away

it just goes back into the kitchen and is mixed with the fresh stuff/reheated to be resold

fresh food in an all-you-can-eat buffet.. TROLOLOLOLOLOL

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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by BonerJams04 » Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:39 pm

take it off others plates
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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by noam » Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:42 pm

lol one time i took the plates with me hahahahahaha

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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by dickman69 » Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:45 pm

you better dress up all raggedy & look angry the whole time too

that way if the DO catch you, theyll think youre way to sketchy to approach & tell off
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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by noam » Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:51 pm

thats the way

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Re: How to steal from an all you can eat?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:52 pm

noam wrote:lol one time i took the plates with me hahahahahaha
you need to be arrested :P
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