The strangest place were you have masterbated?

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:22 pm

Electric_Head wrote:
jazzamataz wrote:Not exactly adhering to the thread title, but....
I got a blowjob from an ex whilst driving on the M25.

Not so easy in a manual, I'd recommend an automatic
for anyone that wants to try in the future.
Nah, manual doesn't pose that much of a problem.

My ex fucked my gearbox up a little because she knocked the
gearstick out of place twice whilst we were driving. It knackered
the H-plate.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:23 pm

Oh, vigorous approach.

chekov · Post by **chekov** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:34 pm

southstar wrote:In bed at home

pervert

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:44 pm

Next to a sleeping friend (female), I was on the floor she was in bed.

PinUp · Post by **PinUp** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:48 pm

Where you sniffing her hair while you did it gewze?

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:49 pm

Gewze wrote:Next to a sleeping friend (female), I was on the floor she was in bed.

wat

are you people incapable of not wanking for a bit?

JTMMusicuk · Post by **JTMMusicuk** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:50 pm

backseat of my parents car behind a magazine when my bro was sitting beside me...dont think he noticed...hope he didnt.... i was young at the time, hormones n all tht

either that or a graveyard when i was skiving school one time

we had this conversation at my old work, my favorite that i was told was someone who was playing hide and seek so he hid in a wheelie bin... noone found him so he had a wank to pass the time

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:50 pm

Did you jizz onto her sleeping body?

leeno · Post by **leeno** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:06 pm

Fast lane on the M6 (gotta be fast lane otherwise people can see what your doing through the window)

Also smashed one out when I was fishing in the middle of no where. When I finished I noticed a man walking a dog had walked past me and in the height of ecstasy I hadn't noticed.

hugh · Post by **hugh** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:22 pm

gotta be some bullshit in this thread, either that or some of you lot are fucked up in the head

leyenda · Post by **leyenda** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:37 pm

hugh wrote:gotta be some bullshit in this thread, either that or some of you lot are fucked up in the head

I think this answers most of them probably:

JTMMusicuk wrote:was young at the time, hormones n all tht

Lets be honest those early years of puberty you have the double whammy of your testosterone levels skyrocketing and not yet getting any, so you were jerking it far more than any time after that.

idontreallygiveashit · Post by **idontreallygiveashit** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:40 pm

JTMMusicuk wrote: we had this conversation at my old work, my favorite that i was told was someone who was playing hide and seek so he hid in a wheelie bin... noone found him so he had a wank to pass the time

That's too much

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:50 pm

chekov wrote:
southstar wrote:In bed at home
pervert

Sometimes i go to the bathroom

Sonika · Post by **Sonika** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:00 pm

On an airplane, not in the bathroom tho

chekov · Post by **chekov** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:12 pm

southstar wrote:
chekov wrote:
southstar wrote:In bed at home
pervert
Sometimes i go to the bathroom

i thought the guy who wanked in a bin was weird but you just disgust me

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:18 pm

Sonika wrote:On an airplane, not in the bathroom tho

please delete my account before the inevitable backlash & FBI investigation

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:21 pm

Must have been sat next to his parents at the time as well

mo_respect · Post by **mo_respect** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:22 pm

goddamn it sonika

idontreallygiveashit · Post by **idontreallygiveashit** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:22 pm

southstar wrote:Must have been sat next to his parents at the time as well

or his little bro
who i have a picture of
this gives me an idea

mo_respect · Post by **mo_respect** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:28 pm

^dark

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